The Gourd Lord, T'az
@tazmatte.bsky.social
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The Pumpkin Spice Viera T'az Matte Relfi's Husbun The Gourd Lord of <pumkn> (Gilg-Emp-w7/p22) Transmasc Nonbunary (7.xx Spoilers, 18+, Don't Be Gross) I will share your cute WoLs. #viera #ff14
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tazmatte.bsky.social
The Big Devs should not be releasing games that need 4 patches and a hot fix to run properly just to meet the arbitrary date they set. More studios need to be willing to push release dates back so they can release a complete product instead of a jank-ass mess. Tired of paying +$60 for broke shit.
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#PlayerQuestion | #PlayerQotD

Do you have a hot spicy take about gaming?
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tazmatte.bsky.social
And so some unreal Pumkns got killed and eaten by Gimme Kittens.
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persephius.bsky.social
garden of eden; the original sin

#GPOSERS#WoLGraha#GrahaTia#CrystalExarch
In the light of early morning, with the Crystal Tower and the gate in front of it illuminated by sunlight in the background, the Crystal Exarch (hood down) reaches up for an apple in a tree, but is short of being able to reach it. The image is a split screen of two images. Persephius approaches G'raha from the right and plucks the apple from the tree as the Exarch notices him. The image below shows Persephius, hands adorned with the clawed weathered bale armour, cupping G'raha's hand tenderly as he sets the large apple in his palm. Notably, G'raha seems to hesitate with his crystal hand, seemingly reluctant to touch him with it. Persephius draws away, smiling tenderly at the Exarch in the morning light. G'raha looks up at Persephius, apple in hand, yet not paying attention to it at all. Despite doing his best to mask his emotions, he is visibly touched, lips slightly agape, his focus clearly elsewhere.
tazmatte.bsky.social
Between 2 and 3, no sugar please. A dash of cinnamon, if possible.
theirlittlered.bsky.social
Time for a #wolqotd

How does your OC like their coffee?
Several images of coffee, all with different levels of creamer added, changing the color
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tazmatte.bsky.social
Yonah's hair is super cute!
tazmatte.bsky.social
So in <pumkn>, our long time member Dashima is cursed with bad luck. Poor girl can't roll higher than a 10 on her best days. Pentamelding is her nightmare. Nothing drops when Dashii is in the party!

Then we got our Ren, who somehow has luck so good it cancels out Dash's curse. Our Good Luck Miqo!
renevergreen.etheirys.social
In the past, I've gotten a Copycat Bulb via a mat box, a Eurekan Petrel via the first coffer from OC, a Yan, 3 lines on WT, 3x10k on mini Cactpot, 3rd prize on jumbo cactpot... Yesterday, the very second sack I opened from PT was this.

#ffxiv #ff14 #miqote #gpose #consolegpose #vanillagpose
A purple haired Miqo'te (humanoid cat-like race from Final Fantasy XIV) woman sits atop an ornamental shrublet with a sheepish expression on her face.
tazmatte.bsky.social
You are every bit as lucky as our darling Dashima isn't! What's amazing is that you're so lucky it cancels out the curse she's been burdened with for years.
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renevergreen.etheirys.social
If you're a fun-sized Miqo, find yourself a tall (handsome) Elezen man and have him help you. 🥰

ちっこいミコなら背の高い(ハンサムな)エレゼンの人を見つけ、手を貸してもらいな。🥰

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#ffxiv #ff14 #miqote #gpose #consolegpose #vanillagpose
A stylized illustration of a purple haired Miqo'te (humanoid cat-like race from Final Fantasy XIV) woman being carried piggyback by Estinien. Both are laughing and having a great time.
tazmatte.bsky.social
Congratulations to the happy couple!

#pumpkinwedding
(T'az is the back left, behind Bri in the black and pink. Ded Pumpkin and Pumpking Crane are the bride and groom, respectively.)
tazmatte.bsky.social
Unquantifiable Joy.

#tmatte #gpose #ffshot #viera #palico
tazmatte.bsky.social
I love the way you write Urianger's dialogue, I think you're great at that.
tazmatte.bsky.social
That's a really cute patch!
I just have my DNC jobstone keychain. It's not much, but it's something.
tazmatte.bsky.social
T'az keeps a Savage Might Materia I that @orangelemur.bsky.social gave him years ago, telling him to cherish it forever.
It's still here, 6+ years later.
tazmatte.bsky.social
I certainly think Short-Cut T'az looks like a goober.
Still adorable though.
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hug-ff14.bsky.social
過去絵:フェオちゃん
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tazmatte.bsky.social
There, he has a honeycrisp, all is right in the world.

#viera #gpose #ffshots
tazmatte.bsky.social
The story for the MHW crossover is entertaining and the fight is a ton of fun!

But, man, watching T'az's leporine ass delightedly cook and devour a large hunk of meat felt weird. I didn't expect to feel ways about it, but here I am.

He's gonna go eat an apple and water his garden.
tazmatte.bsky.social
I would really appreciate it if they could give dancer some proper throwing weapons, what is going on with these?
tazmatte.bsky.social
I don't ship T'az with any NPCs, but I do love to look at all of your beautiful WoLs in love and happy with the likes of Estinien, Erenville, and Aymeric. Lemme see your beautiful ships.
tazmatte.bsky.social
It's such a weird behaviour, I've seen people on here mad that someone's has changed their NPC-Love-Interest's hair or outfit. These people need some air.
tazmatte.bsky.social
Before 4 pm, the largest coffee they'll give him and a cinnamon biscuit. After 4pm, the largest herbal tea they'll give him and some sort of dried fruit scone.
T'az would absolutely grab Relfi a cocoa and a chocolate biscuit as well, because he's not a monster.
themoyouknow.etheirys.social
#wolqotd what does your wol/oc order from coffee shops or cafes? Both in universe or modern count. What do their partners order? Do they ever share?