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TeaFoxer - Strega Queen 🧹
@teafoxer.bsky.social
Don't stop being cringe, eat the part of yourself that cringes.
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Fashies go touch grass (Impossible challenge)
🔞Minors go away, DNI.
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February 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Apologies to anyone who missread my last post about Fence Sitters as being about Face Sitters.
I'm fine with Face Sitters, power to you, sit on them faces. Just no FENCES.
😘
February 7, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I've you're "Both Sides"ing and Fence sitting in today's world you're dead to me until you admit that not taking a side is just sitting and watching evil happen because you don't have the moral conviction to stand up and make the world better.

If you're so weak, and passionless, get out of my sight
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 PM
So there's a level editor for Rayman 1...
When we gonna start making Kaizo Hacks? We need Rayman 1 Kaizo
January 18, 2026 at 12:08 PM
/// Spoiler warning for Chrono Trigger ///

Chrono Trigger's real villain is someone who exploits a destructive power that will destroy the world someday, to create an abundance in their time, then hordes it amongst an upper class that literally lives above the impoverished masses.
Seems familiar...
January 17, 2026 at 12:05 PM
BRB is just a foreshortening of "BIRB".
It indicates to others that there is a very important Birb that needs your attention, and you haven't the time to explain in full. They must be patient while you attend to the Birb, for this is a task of the highest order.
No delay may be brooked.
January 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
If you bring a messed up premise that hurts people to a conversation, and cloak it in smiles, and an air of decorum, you have already broken decorum.
There is no decorum where hurting innocent and vulnerable people is given equal weight as not hurting them.

Respectability politics can eat my ass
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Vore furries with judgey prude vibes are the ultimate "Huh?" moment. Like my brother in christ you you are throwing stones in your glass house, the call is coming from inside the house.
January 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Having giftcards to places that don't sell food when you need food is the reason I want Giftcards to be banned. They exist for money laundering, and scams.
When you give someone a gift card you're really just giving them money with hoops they have to deal with.
I just want to buy produce.
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Just found an "I use Arch BTW" in the wild...
December 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Reposted by TeaFoxer - Strega Queen 🧹
Not even for free~
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Castlevania fans are the reason we haven't gotten a new game since Lords Of Shadow 2. LoS2 sucked, but gosh dang I wouldn't wanna make a game for these man children after seeing how they got mad over "Netflix Wokevania".
So fragile they can't handle Sypha being in an animated Castlevania 3.
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Honestly nothing disinterests me more than the words "A Metroid Prime game where you don't feel alone"
It's up there with "A Katamari Game where you don't feel Joyful" and "A Metal Gear game that doesn't make you sad".

What's the point? Why take out the emotional core of your game???
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Beans are cold, need a cute face to warm them on 😔
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The fact Hector was so butchered in the Castlevania Anime still kind of irks me. Like you didn't need to downgrade Hector to make Isaac the best character in the show, you could have had both of them be good, but instead Hector is now a whiny lil baby who just lets people walk all over him.
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I feel like Castlevania Harmony Of Dissonance gets hated for when it came out rather than what it was. If it was just the arcadey roguelite Castlevania that came out between two metroidvanias, we'd think better of it.
But no, it's the last game before Lord Of Shadow came and rebooted everything.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If I had a dollar for every time a beloved NES game had a sidescrolling RPG sequel on NES with open world exploration, towns, cryptic hints, and a quest to stop the return of the villain from the first game...
I'd have 2 dollars, which isn't a lot, but it's odd that it happened more than once
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Workshopping a new concept.
It's called a Parallel Under. It's where two pieces of media are both good, but they stay in their lanes and don't interact. I would like more Paralel Unders.
Not every piece of media needs to crossover with everything else.
Funko slop is getting tiring.
October 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I say this as the biggest ATLA fan.
Get this out of Magic The Gathering. I love Peanut Butter, I love Garlic Bread. I do not want peanut butter on my garlic bread just so the people who make garlic bread and the people who make peanut butter can "Enter new markets".
October 24, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I'm not gonna sugar coat it. God Of War 1, the original not the sequel pretending to be a soft reboot.

Combat constantly slowing to a crawl because of hyper armour, enemies running away, stuns, and QTEs.
Terrible platforming with whole areas dedicated to platforming.
What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
October 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
What's it like being a Mascot Horror villain? Like imagine chasing a MF half your size with no natural defences around but they keep going in vents, and lockers, and throwing stuff, till eventually after 18 hours of frustration they drop you in lava or some shit.
Gotta be the worst time imaginable.
October 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You know what? Fuck you!
[Casts Metropolis Zone Act 4 on you]
October 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
One criticism I see of Sci-Fi alien designs is that they look too much like real animals, but I'd like to point out that Ichthyosaurs, Dolphins, and Sharks convergently evolved similar body plans despite being Reptiles, Mammals, and Fish respectively.
October 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reposted by TeaFoxer - Strega Queen 🧹
you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)
September 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
If you're a furry and you don't love Sonic Heroes by Crush 40, I just want to say one thing.
It's nice to know people still lie. 😘
September 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM