Kelly
@tealwaistcoat.bsky.social
Born in “the 1900s.” Unmotivated. Large-bodied, BED/EDNOS. Just trying to, like, be.
📍 Colorado (unceded)
📍 Colorado (unceded)
chefskiss 🤌🏻✨ @sambaschutte.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
chefskiss 🤌🏻✨ @sambaschutte.bsky.social
This show is such a fascinating juxtaposition to the usual "humanity will destroy itself and we robots must take over to prevent it" concept.
December 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This show is such a fascinating juxtaposition to the usual "humanity will destroy itself and we robots must take over to prevent it" concept.
Bubbling lasagna, my bby (plus two extra servings of meat sauce!)
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Bubbling lasagna, my bby (plus two extra servings of meat sauce!)
My mind while trying to meditate
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My mind while trying to meditate
I've been subscribed to @tamarakeithnpr.bsky.social's White House Secret Service guard shack candle newsletter since her very first one back in March 2019 and it is the highlight of my day when one of these comes through.
She's still taking sign-ups: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
She's still taking sign-ups: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I've been subscribed to @tamarakeithnpr.bsky.social's White House Secret Service guard shack candle newsletter since her very first one back in March 2019 and it is the highlight of my day when one of these comes through.
She's still taking sign-ups: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
She's still taking sign-ups: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Taking the small wins today.
December 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Taking the small wins today.
Interview invitation.
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Interview invitation.
Me: it's so nice you're offering me sliding scale services
Me: can I partake of another service that you offer
Them: oh you have active insurance
Them: copay is $90, no more sliding scale
Me:
Me:
Me: never mind ig
Me: can I partake of another service that you offer
Them: oh you have active insurance
Them: copay is $90, no more sliding scale
Me:
Me:
Me: never mind ig
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Me: it's so nice you're offering me sliding scale services
Me: can I partake of another service that you offer
Them: oh you have active insurance
Them: copay is $90, no more sliding scale
Me:
Me:
Me: never mind ig
Me: can I partake of another service that you offer
Them: oh you have active insurance
Them: copay is $90, no more sliding scale
Me:
Me:
Me: never mind ig
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Phonological Atlas of African American Language (PAAAL) Project
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December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If you identify as African American and are 18–44 years old, you can participate in a 45-minute virtual interview and receive a $20 Visa e-gift card as a thank you.
You can learn more about the project and sign up for an interview at the link below:
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Today’s story was excellent! #HorrorSky
LONG WINTER NIGHTS, A NEW HORROR STORY ADVENT CALENDAR PODCAST PREMIERES DEC 1
Every night, a new little door. Every door, a new little horror. Award-winning storytellers Matthew G. Hill, Chelsea Sutton, and Lisa Sanaye Dring, best know for writing and directing the Emmy-nomi...
www.horrorsociety.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Today’s story was excellent! #HorrorSky
Hoping the squirrels can restrain themselves for at least a week
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Hoping the squirrels can restrain themselves for at least a week
Happy that I was introduced to "Keepunumuk: Weeâchumun's Thanksgiving Story" by a friend today. We "read" it on YouTube after I unfortunately inflicted a (diet culture-y and sexist) Garfield Thanksgiving special on my poor friends. www.charlesbridge.com/products/kee...
Keepunumuk: Weeâchumun's Thanksgiving Story - Moving Picture Read Along Book
Written and illustrated by four Indigenous creators, this beautiful picture book honors both the history and tradition that surrounds the story of the first Thanksgiving. Discover the first Thanksgiving through Wampanoag eyes, as the Native Americans teach the Pilgrims to grow the three sisters—corn, beans, and squash—for a successful harvest. Read along with us and support these awesome authors by getting your very own copy of this truly amazing book. You can purchase your copy here: https://www.amazon.com/Keepunumuk-Wee%C3%A2chumuns-Thanksgiving-Danielle-Greendeer-ebook/dp/B09KXNL43F?crid=3N5UHNDC38TTW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.UGQmt50g3oBZPNsr4903TsydzWwlk_KK8iMlEDWSxOZT_v5z0II5dT8GHAR-2s05-TNBFE3paxbVC3XooVIGTj6WQHC_lIb07-abqu3zQWM.tX1bk1U2axGB29PK_Dn9cDncNaS4G2CD2C_vQGoWHL4&dib_tag=se&keywords=keepunumuk+wee%C3%A2chumun%27s+thanksgiving+story&qid=1762106742&sprefix=keepun%2Caps%2C290&sr=8-1
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November 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Happy that I was introduced to "Keepunumuk: Weeâchumun's Thanksgiving Story" by a friend today. We "read" it on YouTube after I unfortunately inflicted a (diet culture-y and sexist) Garfield Thanksgiving special on my poor friends. www.charlesbridge.com/products/kee...
That was fast!
Louvre Heist: Minute by Minute (TV Special 2025) | Documentary
Louvre Heist: Minute by Minute: Follows the investigation of a $100M jewel heist at the Louvre Museum, featuring witness accounts, forensic analysis, and reconstructions of how thieves infiltrated the...
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November 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
That was fast!
Had a dream that my old job said I owed them money. Woke myself up from the sheer anger.
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Had a dream that my old job said I owed them money. Woke myself up from the sheer anger.
@sambaschutte.bsky.social is on “Pluribus”?? Daaaaamn, congrats bro! 🙌🏻
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
@sambaschutte.bsky.social is on “Pluribus”?? Daaaaamn, congrats bro! 🙌🏻
Sundry unemployment to-dos: to-done ✅
Groceries: stocked ✅
Christmas gifts: bought ✅
Tired 🫠
Groceries: stocked ✅
Christmas gifts: bought ✅
Tired 🫠
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sundry unemployment to-dos: to-done ✅
Groceries: stocked ✅
Christmas gifts: bought ✅
Tired 🫠
Groceries: stocked ✅
Christmas gifts: bought ✅
Tired 🫠
Sooo… Jeff Foxworthy is the new host, except when he isn’t? 😐 #RadioRental
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Sooo… Jeff Foxworthy is the new host, except when he isn’t? 😐 #RadioRental
It never gets old 🥲
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
It never gets old 🥲
My uncle is “en France” and guys, a new “live laugh love” has dropped
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My uncle is “en France” and guys, a new “live laugh love” has dropped
Ha-ha! Successfully averted an evening of increasingly painful chest muscle spasms (the last time I had this happen I couldn't sleep all night, it was so painful).
Clonazepam and ice packs yay 🎉
Anxiety attacks boo 🗣️
Clonazepam and ice packs yay 🎉
Anxiety attacks boo 🗣️
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Ha-ha! Successfully averted an evening of increasingly painful chest muscle spasms (the last time I had this happen I couldn't sleep all night, it was so painful).
Clonazepam and ice packs yay 🎉
Anxiety attacks boo 🗣️
Clonazepam and ice packs yay 🎉
Anxiety attacks boo 🗣️
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