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T.S. Ferguson
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Literary Agent w/ Azantian Literary Agency & freelance editor. Mostly jokes + booktalk on here. 🏳️‍🌈 Witch-lover, gaymer, geek, guncle, unapologetic leftist. He/him https://beacons.ai/tsferguson
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🌿Elaine Tipping🍃 @triaelf9.bsky.social · 2d
My first Campaign 4 art, and as is tradition, I came up with my own takes on the characters going mostly from the in-game descriptions & vibes during the first episode as a fun character design challenge that I do each campaign

#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleArt #CriticalRolefanart #fanart #bskyart
A very large illustration of all 13 of the main cast all with their reactions to Thjazi's execution. The designs are different from the canon ones, some more than others.
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 1d
😍😍😍😍😍
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 2d
DOVETAIL!!! 😂😂😂
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 2d
I just saw two pigeons humping on the subway platform, and then when they realized they’d been “walked in on,” they stopped and walked away in opposite directions like they were embarrassed. So that’s how my day is going. 😆
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 4d
How can you even stand me?! 😂
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 4d
If bbno$ and Bad Bunny had a child together, would it be named Bad bbno🐰?
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 6d
OMG it was a new bag too! You’re probably right!
a man with a beard says what the hex is happening
ALT: a man with a beard says what the hex is happening
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 6d
I’ve never been SO mad at a cup of coffee before. First it spilled coming out of the pot, then it splashed onto a plate of food while I was stirring in the sweetener, and then a cord fell into it while I was trying to plug something in. Like, I’m sorry, but fuck this cup of coffee in particular!
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 8d
a cartoon of spongebob saying i 'm ready !
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying i 'm ready !
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 8d
This is why I ❤️ you. 😂
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 8d
🎶 Who baked the pie that’s on the table?
AUNT MARIE!
Whose casseroles are stuff of fable?
AUNT MARIE!
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 8d
🎶 There was a cow and they
Killed it, killed it
Now it’s a steak and we
Grilled it, grilled it
Over the fire
A suckling pig
Meats on the menu
grab a drink!
Meats on the menu
Whaddya think?
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 8d
To the tune of Zero to Hero from Hercules:

🎶 Bless my soul
Hotdog on a roll
Ketchup, mustard, relish
On a plate but not a bowl
Barbecue
Potato salad too
If you bring the deviled eggs
Then you can join the crew
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 10d
What did you hope to accomplish here? Responding to any person announcing their new name with “can I call you something else” is disrespectful and insensitive.
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ellis 🍉➡️ NYCC @desir.ee · 10d
hey remember when i said i had some changes?
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i know this is not the same reach as birdsite, but nevertheless i am here with an announcement: after like 2 years of making my friends and colleagues suffer professionally deadnaming me in public, i am finally easing their burden so they can take less psychic damage. so: hi, i'm ellis - nice to (re)meet you regrettably, i still have the same aversion to capitalizing my name as i always have professionally, my name/credit will be D. Ellis Wilson, since my name is unfortunately also my brand and that's difficult to extricate given my line of work. please don't try to guess what the d. stands for now. even i don't know yet, but it isn't [deadname redacted]. okay ily bye
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 13d
My roommate was debilitatingly depressed the other day and I somehow managed to make him one in the super particular way he likes it, when I can’t seem to ever make one just for myself. 😂😅
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Claire Draper 🏳️‍⚧️♥️🏳️‍🌈 @draper-claire.bsky.social · 21d
Some pretty big news! Announcing Au Literary Management, where stories are as good as gold! Follow us over at @auliterarymgmt.bsky.social for updates.
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Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 21d
this is outstanding especially because I just watched Lord of the rings last week. Thanks for this
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AzAnsel @azansel.bsky.social · 21d
Since this whole debate is still happening, and since we are still not listening I will summarize what I understand the argument to be in the Lingua Franca of white nerds: Lord of the Rings analogies.
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Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 21d
white cis men blocking people of color and other members of vulnerable communities because their risk factor is a lot different than ours is peak white nonsense.

It's also how I know they don't give a shit about us.
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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 22d
It’s going to break your heart how many people you know, love, and respect will turn out to be cowards. Prepare yourself as best you can. You are not alone, but you are your own center. Be a strong center.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22d
cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level

but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call ‘em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses
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River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 22d
Heard from a friend at Disney+ that there are multiple levels of freakout internally, both from internal dissatisfaction, concerns about subscription cancelations, and of course the big one: concern about a boycott spilling over into parks and cruises.
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 24d
On more than one occasion, Roy has moved around and made noise in his sleep and I’ve looked over at him to see if he’s ok and he chooses that exact moment to open his eyes. He startles every time because it looks (to him) like I’m just staring at him while he sleeps. 😂
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 24d
“Sorry I’m late. There was a spider.”

The spider:
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T.S. Ferguson @teeess.bsky.social · 28d
The fairies:
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28d
Yesterday: No suspect in custody. "We will jump to the conclusion it was a radical trans leftist, we should persecute all people like this person"

Today: Suspect in custody is from Utah, his dad is a Christian pastor. "We can't jump to any conclusions about this person's background or ideology".
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Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos.bsky.social · 28d
Going from “THE DEMOCRATS NEED TO OWN THIS” to “he was one of us so let’s pray for him” is another great heel-turn hit from the same dipshit who gave us the “lgbtq people deserve our respect” to “lgbtq people are all disgusting gr00mers” heel-turn
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 28d
guys, we have a tone shift
Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace We know Charlie Kirk would want us to pray for such an evil, and lost individual like Tyler Robinson to find Jesus Christ. We will try to do the same.
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