T.S. Ferguson
@teeess.bsky.social
Literary Agent w/ Azantian Literary Agency & freelance editor. Mostly jokes + booktalk on here. 🏳️🌈 Witch-lover, gaymer, geek, guncle, unapologetic leftist. He/him
https://beacons.ai/tsferguson
https://beacons.ai/tsferguson
I need to not be the only one talking about this! Why did they put her on her own cover?!
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I need to not be the only one talking about this! Why did they put her on her own cover?!
YES @lexi-smith-mcnick.bsky.social!!!! Congratulations!
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
YES @lexi-smith-mcnick.bsky.social!!!! Congratulations!
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maybe this time we can finally internalize that anyone who whines about stuff like “sjws” or “wokeness” is either doing so because they have fucked up motives or because they listen to too many people who do
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
maybe this time we can finally internalize that anyone who whines about stuff like “sjws” or “wokeness” is either doing so because they have fucked up motives or because they listen to too many people who do
Honestly, folks, stop self-censoring yourselves. Just say it! Say what needs to be said! People like Deborah need to have their stupid, harmful opinions challenged every time they share them!
I may have a stroke.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
January 31, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Honestly, folks, stop self-censoring yourselves. Just say it! Say what needs to be said! People like Deborah need to have their stupid, harmful opinions challenged every time they share them!
I am that roommate and before I knew Ellis had posted this, I also said “some gays are so thirsty” and “it wasn’t me.” 😂😂😂 WE’RE ALREADY SHARING A BRAIN!
some gays are so thirsty (this wasn't my roommate and no we are not taking questions or interviews)
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said
January 29, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I am that roommate and before I knew Ellis had posted this, I also said “some gays are so thirsty” and “it wasn’t me.” 😂😂😂 WE’RE ALREADY SHARING A BRAIN!
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You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
I’ve been catsitting over the holidays, so y’all get the gift of little furry paws.
December 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’ve been catsitting over the holidays, so y’all get the gift of little furry paws.
Diva’s Christmas Carol with Vanessa Williams!
Name your fav Christmas film
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Diva’s Christmas Carol with Vanessa Williams!
My friend let me play with their BG3 character creator this weekend and shared one of my creations with their friend.
Friend: Oh. Oh yes. This is good. Who is Cuntina with the fuck-ass bob?!
😂😂😂
Friend: Oh. Oh yes. This is good. Who is Cuntina with the fuck-ass bob?!
😂😂😂
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My friend let me play with their BG3 character creator this weekend and shared one of my creations with their friend.
Friend: Oh. Oh yes. This is good. Who is Cuntina with the fuck-ass bob?!
😂😂😂
Friend: Oh. Oh yes. This is good. Who is Cuntina with the fuck-ass bob?!
😂😂😂
Drag king name idea: Duncan Milk
December 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Drag king name idea: Duncan Milk
Every time I go back to Twitter, I'm reminded why I left in the first place. It's a cesspit over there now!
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Every time I go back to Twitter, I'm reminded why I left in the first place. It's a cesspit over there now!
When you wake up in somebody else’s home (catsitting) and realize “I have no idea where I last left my glasses.”
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
When you wake up in somebody else’s home (catsitting) and realize “I have no idea where I last left my glasses.”
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when you weren't a fujo you were a man in the wrong body and now you have to watch women treat your sexuality like a spectator sport and tell you it's wrong to feel gross and alienated about that
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
when you weren't a fujo you were a man in the wrong body and now you have to watch women treat your sexuality like a spectator sport and tell you it's wrong to feel gross and alienated about that
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give me m/m stories written by men challenge
im so tired
im so tired
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
give me m/m stories written by men challenge
im so tired
im so tired
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Some of you never paid enough attention to professional wrestling and it shows. A surprising “face turn” always, always, ALWAYS ends back in a return to “heel”.
This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.
This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Some of you never paid enough attention to professional wrestling and it shows. A surprising “face turn” always, always, ALWAYS ends back in a return to “heel”.
This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.
This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.
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The report an offer feature on query manager should only be used to report an offer of rep or pub
It should not be used to report a full request (esp for agents who say don't contact them for requests)
This has been happening a lot lately, so if someone is telling you to do this, don't listen
It should not be used to report a full request (esp for agents who say don't contact them for requests)
This has been happening a lot lately, so if someone is telling you to do this, don't listen
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The report an offer feature on query manager should only be used to report an offer of rep or pub
It should not be used to report a full request (esp for agents who say don't contact them for requests)
This has been happening a lot lately, so if someone is telling you to do this, don't listen
It should not be used to report a full request (esp for agents who say don't contact them for requests)
This has been happening a lot lately, so if someone is telling you to do this, don't listen
Today I discovered that Bus Rodent from Fleabag and Nadja from What We Do In the Shadows are IRL brother and sister. I had no idea!
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Today I discovered that Bus Rodent from Fleabag and Nadja from What We Do In the Shadows are IRL brother and sister. I had no idea!
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I don't care why nazis like MTG occasionally speak truth to power. I'm curious why more Democrats don't.
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I don't care why nazis like MTG occasionally speak truth to power. I'm curious why more Democrats don't.
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1) It's totally fine to appreciate that MTG is creating an intra-party feud.
2) For those of you welcoming her into the coalition, you clearly never watched pro wrestling. This has "false face turn" all over it.
3) I long for the day when MTG stands for Magic: The Gathering again.
2) For those of you welcoming her into the coalition, you clearly never watched pro wrestling. This has "false face turn" all over it.
3) I long for the day when MTG stands for Magic: The Gathering again.
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
1) It's totally fine to appreciate that MTG is creating an intra-party feud.
2) For those of you welcoming her into the coalition, you clearly never watched pro wrestling. This has "false face turn" all over it.
3) I long for the day when MTG stands for Magic: The Gathering again.
2) For those of you welcoming her into the coalition, you clearly never watched pro wrestling. This has "false face turn" all over it.
3) I long for the day when MTG stands for Magic: The Gathering again.
😍😍😍 I’m so proud to be working with Bailey, y’all! What a talent!
Graphic novel editors - prepare yourselves! 😈
Graphic novel editors - prepare yourselves! 😈
Guess who's REPRESENTED!!! I am officially signed with T.S. Ferguson at Azantian Literary agency.
I’m so excited to step into this new chapter of my publishing journey. But for right now we have to get a certain emo boy and his doofus father ready for submission.
@teeess.bsky.social
I’m so excited to step into this new chapter of my publishing journey. But for right now we have to get a certain emo boy and his doofus father ready for submission.
@teeess.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
😍😍😍 I’m so proud to be working with Bailey, y’all! What a talent!
Graphic novel editors - prepare yourselves! 😈
Graphic novel editors - prepare yourselves! 😈
Does anyone else call these types of cats “Adam Driver cats”?
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Does anyone else call these types of cats “Adam Driver cats”?
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You should be allowed to draw comics as your profession
Society has been on the rocks since cartooning has declined as an occupation
Society has been on the rocks since cartooning has declined as an occupation
Drawing comics should be a job
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You should be allowed to draw comics as your profession
Society has been on the rocks since cartooning has declined as an occupation
Society has been on the rocks since cartooning has declined as an occupation
Ya know what would be tasty in this fascist hellscape? Boba tea but instead of tapioca pearls it’s just a cocktail of mental health meds and pot gummies.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Ya know what would be tasty in this fascist hellscape? Boba tea but instead of tapioca pearls it’s just a cocktail of mental health meds and pot gummies.
Ugh just saw the news about the shutdown ending. Can the Dems ever do anything right?!
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ugh just saw the news about the shutdown ending. Can the Dems ever do anything right?!
I just think it would be really funny if the Christian god turned out to be real and was like "Oh, I don't care about gay people, but y'all are all going to hell for the shrimp and polyester."
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I just think it would be really funny if the Christian god turned out to be real and was like "Oh, I don't care about gay people, but y'all are all going to hell for the shrimp and polyester."