"teh" shingen, amateur jalapeno eater
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i am a human being who eats jalapenos infrequently enough that i cannot pretend to do so for a living on the internet
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The Black Shield Of Falworth - Suite (Hans J. Salter - 1954)
YouTube video by Movie Themes Symphonies & Suites
youtu.be
youtu.be/RyK1-y_yNtA?... four minutes in, the ring is in place~
Facebook decided I needed to see this one dudes post about how he demands job applicants send a video one minute in length talking to the camera. Such a request would set off my spidey sense. Last I checked it takes about two minutes to train a model to do a talking head convincingly… last year
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Facebook decided I needed to see this one dudes post about how he demands job applicants send a video one minute in length talking to the camera. Such a request would set off my spidey sense. Last I checked it takes about two minutes to train a model to do a talking head convincingly… last year
“Mamdani is a charismatic swindler” takes one to know one, spanky
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“Mamdani is a charismatic swindler” takes one to know one, spanky
Everyone praises Raul Julia for his roles in Street Fighter and Addams Family but nobody talks about how he was on Sesame Street. muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Rafael
Rafael
Rafael was a Puerto Rican man who appeared on Sesame Street during the third season. He enjoyed playing with the neighborhood children, and often taught them Spanish words. He worked with Luis at the ...
muppet.fandom.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Everyone praises Raul Julia for his roles in Street Fighter and Addams Family but nobody talks about how he was on Sesame Street. muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Rafael
Reminds me of the snes family feud text parser
![ulauncher for "mesen", showing "welcome screen" (welco[me s]cre[en]) ranked above "mesen"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gwfx4qjjq2yhjzrgr5xqcnyz/bafkreihgl6ba46uls4txp7xa5m7xv4rd2a3ft6yamijm2a3q5ommy53cvm@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Reminds me of the snes family feud text parser
So at around Inning 12, fiancé asks if it just keeps going if nobody scores a run. My response: “welcome to baseball”.
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
So at around Inning 12, fiancé asks if it just keeps going if nobody scores a run. My response: “welcome to baseball”.
First time taking this particular bus since the city adjusted all the bus routes. I haven’t ever been this way on a bus, over a bridge built in the 90s. It’s taken them this long to have a bus going this particular way outta my end of town.
October 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
First time taking this particular bus since the city adjusted all the bus routes. I haven’t ever been this way on a bus, over a bridge built in the 90s. It’s taken them this long to have a bus going this particular way outta my end of town.
Tanimura got changed for an equally stupid reason. You people will get over Rikiya like I had to get over Tanimura.
September 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Tanimura got changed for an equally stupid reason. You people will get over Rikiya like I had to get over Tanimura.
Ah, much better.
September 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ah, much better.
I can’t come up with a better joke than “assault with a deli weapon” for this, but really? REALLY. Assault. Did the officer have Celiac disease or something? Pretty sure a bulletproof vest is capable of blocking any bread it touches. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Subway sandwich thrown at federal agent deployed to Washington DC
Sean Dunn was fired from the Department of Justice after video appeared to show him hurling a deli sandwich at an officer.
www.bbc.com
August 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I can’t come up with a better joke than “assault with a deli weapon” for this, but really? REALLY. Assault. Did the officer have Celiac disease or something? Pretty sure a bulletproof vest is capable of blocking any bread it touches. www.bbc.com/news/article...
youtu.be/RyK1-y_yNtA?... four minutes in, the ring is in place~
The Black Shield Of Falworth - Suite (Hans J. Salter - 1954)
YouTube video by Movie Themes Symphonies & Suites
youtu.be
August 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
youtu.be/RyK1-y_yNtA?... four minutes in, the ring is in place~
youtu.be/d65WR8bo-lg?... posted without context but if you know, you know
Jean-Jacques Perrey & Harry Breuer - March of The Martians
YouTube video by Tobias Dermark
youtu.be
August 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
youtu.be/d65WR8bo-lg?... posted without context but if you know, you know
TIL microprose either exists or whoever holds their trademark agreed to use it for this because it’s so PERFECT. Don’t tell me those graphics don’t look like all the great tycoon games of the past!
📢 Incredibly excited to announce I signed with a publisher!
My retro tycoon game 'Car Park Capital' will be published by MicroProse!
The one behind classics like Transport Tycoon and Civilization.
Thanks everyone for the support so far! 🙏
s.team/a/3031880
My retro tycoon game 'Car Park Capital' will be published by MicroProse!
The one behind classics like Transport Tycoon and Civilization.
Thanks everyone for the support so far! 🙏
s.team/a/3031880
July 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
TIL microprose either exists or whoever holds their trademark agreed to use it for this because it’s so PERFECT. Don’t tell me those graphics don’t look like all the great tycoon games of the past!
Fiancé is watching Grey’s Anatomy.
That shit ain’t anything like the original book. Pretty sure it didn’t take place in a modern hospital.
That shit ain’t anything like the original book. Pretty sure it didn’t take place in a modern hospital.
July 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Fiancé is watching Grey’s Anatomy.
That shit ain’t anything like the original book. Pretty sure it didn’t take place in a modern hospital.
That shit ain’t anything like the original book. Pretty sure it didn’t take place in a modern hospital.
I’ve got this joke in my head about recent celebrity deaths.
I am unsure how apropos it would be.
I am unsure how apropos it would be.
July 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’ve got this joke in my head about recent celebrity deaths.
I am unsure how apropos it would be.
I am unsure how apropos it would be.
Watched the Rob Ford doc on the Netflix. I’m a bit too west to have lived through it directly, so it was a nice look into a rather, shall we say, interesting period out by Yonge and Bloor… and I noticed parallels to a certain President. Not the crack part. Pretty sure said President didn’t do THAT.
June 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Watched the Rob Ford doc on the Netflix. I’m a bit too west to have lived through it directly, so it was a nice look into a rather, shall we say, interesting period out by Yonge and Bloor… and I noticed parallels to a certain President. Not the crack part. Pretty sure said President didn’t do THAT.
A brief oral history of arcades in Winnipeg, with a particular focus on the St James neighborhood.
I will start with “Laser Illusions”, which, if you were around in Winnipeg when it open, requires little introduction.
I will start with “Laser Illusions”, which, if you were around in Winnipeg when it open, requires little introduction.
June 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A brief oral history of arcades in Winnipeg, with a particular focus on the St James neighborhood.
I will start with “Laser Illusions”, which, if you were around in Winnipeg when it open, requires little introduction.
I will start with “Laser Illusions”, which, if you were around in Winnipeg when it open, requires little introduction.
So. After three and a half CENTURIES… the Hudson Bay Company is gone. The company responsible for the beginnings of a good chunk of Canada were by their hands. To the point where I went from learning English history starting out, where we were taught all about the HBC….
June 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
So. After three and a half CENTURIES… the Hudson Bay Company is gone. The company responsible for the beginnings of a good chunk of Canada were by their hands. To the point where I went from learning English history starting out, where we were taught all about the HBC….
it's that day again
May 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
it's that day again
The riding that Chris Jericho grew up in is in good hands, from a Canadian Parliament Member perspective, anyway.
April 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The riding that Chris Jericho grew up in is in good hands, from a Canadian Parliament Member perspective, anyway.
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(1/9) It is with tremendous pride that I announce our v1.0 release of the English translation patch for "Capcom vs. SNK 2: Millionaire Fighting 2001" on the SEGA Dreamcast!
A lot of polish went into this special release, so read on!
DOWNLOAD:
github.com/DerekPascare...
A lot of polish went into this special release, so read on!
DOWNLOAD:
github.com/DerekPascare...
March 30, 2025 at 1:43 PM
(1/9) It is with tremendous pride that I announce our v1.0 release of the English translation patch for "Capcom vs. SNK 2: Millionaire Fighting 2001" on the SEGA Dreamcast!
A lot of polish went into this special release, so read on!
DOWNLOAD:
github.com/DerekPascare...
A lot of polish went into this special release, so read on!
DOWNLOAD:
github.com/DerekPascare...
Reposted by "teh" shingen, amateur jalapeno eater
Wuz watching @lordbbh.bsky.social play Popful Mail on the Sega CD last night but it was done by Working Designs so you know she's gonna say some Bad Words in it!!!
#art #sega #segacd #popfulmail #falcom #workingdesigns
#art #sega #segacd #popfulmail #falcom #workingdesigns
February 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wuz watching @lordbbh.bsky.social play Popful Mail on the Sega CD last night but it was done by Working Designs so you know she's gonna say some Bad Words in it!!!
#art #sega #segacd #popfulmail #falcom #workingdesigns
#art #sega #segacd #popfulmail #falcom #workingdesigns
i have seen too many 80s laserdisc games in my lifetime, my brain-voice read that last part as "FOR NO REASON" a la konami's "Badlands"
The headline on the current editorial in the quite right-wing and generally Republican-leaning Wall Street Journal
February 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i have seen too many 80s laserdisc games in my lifetime, my brain-voice read that last part as "FOR NO REASON" a la konami's "Badlands"
Reposted by "teh" shingen, amateur jalapeno eater
Be like Kor
February 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Be like Kor
The weird thing about Christmas for me these past several years is not having the tradition of “Mom telling me how much of a useless and horrible person I am while dad drives Grandma home”
at least back then grandma would give me some money beforehand
at least back then grandma would give me some money beforehand
December 25, 2024 at 11:16 PM
The weird thing about Christmas for me these past several years is not having the tradition of “Mom telling me how much of a useless and horrible person I am while dad drives Grandma home”
at least back then grandma would give me some money beforehand
at least back then grandma would give me some money beforehand
Happy 30th anniversary to the arcade game “Pirates” by NIX. Or as many folks who frequent Twitch retro streamers, PIE ASS
December 7, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Happy 30th anniversary to the arcade game “Pirates” by NIX. Or as many folks who frequent Twitch retro streamers, PIE ASS