Tele Velvis
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Zed’s dead. For real. RIP Peter Green
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Zed’s dead. For real. RIP Peter Green
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The clear takeaway from today is that Donald Trump is not unstoppable and you are not powerless.
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The clear takeaway from today is that Donald Trump is not unstoppable and you are not powerless.
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Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords
This is evil.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
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Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hagueseth
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Miss Piggy responds
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Miss Piggy responds
Is there a blue tie?
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Is there a blue tie?
Clowns rejoice! The scariest thing on Halloween is now Kristy Noem.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Clowns rejoice! The scariest thing on Halloween is now Kristy Noem.
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California – this Election Day, vote yes on Prop 50.
California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.
Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.
California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.
Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.
October 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
California – this Election Day, vote yes on Prop 50.
California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.
Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.
California’s Prop 50 says that if Republicans are going to abuse the system to try and hang onto power, we’re going to counteract that abuse and create a level playing field in the midterm elections.
Make a plan to vote yes on Prop 50.
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this is the way www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/u...
Pelosi Says Police May Arrest Federal Agents Who Violate California Law
www.nytimes.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
this is the way www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/u...
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The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
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Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?
October 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?
Canklectomy or Chronic Penis Insufficiency?
October 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Canklectomy or Chronic Penis Insufficiency?
I see that the IRS is beginning to furlough workers. It's terrible for the individuals of course, but does this now mean Blue State residents can maximize their deductions, minimize fed tax withholdings, and give the big 🖕to the Grifter Dictator in Chief?
October 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I see that the IRS is beginning to furlough workers. It's terrible for the individuals of course, but does this now mean Blue State residents can maximize their deductions, minimize fed tax withholdings, and give the big 🖕to the Grifter Dictator in Chief?
Does anybody remember Upright Citizens Brigade's "Ass Pennies" skit? 'Cause if Chump gets a dollar coin, that's the only use I can see for them.
October 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Does anybody remember Upright Citizens Brigade's "Ass Pennies" skit? 'Cause if Chump gets a dollar coin, that's the only use I can see for them.
That is a true patriot.
Lt. General tells his troops about the why they are going to the War Torn City of Portland OR.
OPEN THE EPSTEIN FILES.
OPEN THE EPSTEIN FILES.
October 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
That is a true patriot.
The lengths these people will go to protect the Pedo in Chief is astounding. There must be really really bad shit in there, beyond our wildest imaginations. RELEASE THE FILES. Grifters Oligarchs Pedos.
In his own district, Eli Crane is allowing rural hospitals to be crippled while over 50,000 of his constituents lose healthcare. And somehow he still found time to help hide the Epstein files. For the good of Arizona, Eli Crane cannot remain in Congress.
October 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The lengths these people will go to protect the Pedo in Chief is astounding. There must be really really bad shit in there, beyond our wildest imaginations. RELEASE THE FILES. Grifters Oligarchs Pedos.
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Democrats have leverage — and they need to use it to fight back against this regime.
Any Democratic senator who votes for a continuing resolution offered by Republicans will effectively be green-lighting the cruel policies passed in Trump's big, ugly bill.
Do not cave in.
Any Democratic senator who votes for a continuing resolution offered by Republicans will effectively be green-lighting the cruel policies passed in Trump's big, ugly bill.
Do not cave in.
September 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Democrats have leverage — and they need to use it to fight back against this regime.
Any Democratic senator who votes for a continuing resolution offered by Republicans will effectively be green-lighting the cruel policies passed in Trump's big, ugly bill.
Do not cave in.
Any Democratic senator who votes for a continuing resolution offered by Republicans will effectively be green-lighting the cruel policies passed in Trump's big, ugly bill.
Do not cave in.
The *real* shutdown story is that the GOP is shutting down the government so they don't have to swear in the 218th vote to release the Epstein Files. @aoc.bsky.social @jasmineforus.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
September 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The *real* shutdown story is that the GOP is shutting down the government so they don't have to swear in the 218th vote to release the Epstein Files. @aoc.bsky.social @jasmineforus.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
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A spray-painted bronze statue titled “Best Friends Forever” showing Trump and Jeffrey Epstein holding hands was placed on the National Mall in front of the U.S. Capitol early Tuesday.
September 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A spray-painted bronze statue titled “Best Friends Forever” showing Trump and Jeffrey Epstein holding hands was placed on the National Mall in front of the U.S. Capitol early Tuesday.
Jesus, prove you exist and rapture all the crazy Christian nationalists away tomorrow, so they’ll leave the rest of us to live in peace.
September 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Jesus, prove you exist and rapture all the crazy Christian nationalists away tomorrow, so they’ll leave the rest of us to live in peace.
Charlie Kirk is Christian Nationalism's Gulf of Tonkin
September 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Charlie Kirk is Christian Nationalism's Gulf of Tonkin
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Let’s do to Disney what we did to Target.
September 19, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Let’s do to Disney what we did to Target.