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V for Vagrant
@telperos.bsky.social
Professional doomscroller.

NJ | 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇱 | Poly | Professor | Scientist | Greyhound dad | Occasionally NSFW

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“Let me do it for you…”
December 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Kinda liked this one today. Doesn’t happen all the time 🤗
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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I love the friendships where we know that we would have fucked under different circumstances, but now we've found an equilibrium state of mild sexual tension
December 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Brooklyn is a weird country.
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
One double espresso after dinner and here we are, simulating sleep for an audience at 2am.
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The goddamn wait for the initial round of reviews for a manuscript/research proposal/first dates.
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What an insufferable poser.
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I wonder if Moo Deng knew that he, like Wheatus, would also be a one hit wonder.
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Couldn’t not.
October 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
We saw you from across the yard and wanted to say you’re cute…
October 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
A couple of days later, but hey, I turned 40 😉
October 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I miss my Sony VAIO all of a sudden.
September 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Got a bidet for our concrete patio.
September 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Sweaty mess at work, but happy to be back on the saddle again—even just 25 minutes at a time.
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can I get some fruit?
August 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Fucked up the shave once again, yay
August 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Wine? Yes. Always yes.

(2024 Gewurztraminer pétillant naturel, Channing Daughters, Bridgehampton, NY)
August 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Lower East Side babe
July 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Summertime, and the livin’ is easy…
July 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Live. Laugh. Lobotomy.
Live. Laugh. Lorazepam.
Live. Laugh. Lentil soup.
July 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
What are you looking at, boy?
July 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Agoraphobia, but inside my frontal cortex only.
June 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This is who runs this account
June 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Felt cute today. Doesn’t happen always :)
June 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM