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If there's one thing I could never confess /
It's that I can't dance a single step

i have a discord and you can ask for it

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thanksgiving makes me so glad i don't have a family
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i don't like berries. just in general. any berry i've tried i've said "no thanks"
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
limerence sucks shit, man
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
hey remember when charlie kirk died trying to be racist
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My favorite one of these has to be the kinky furry throuple
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
gm i hope your uncles aren't too racist today

free tip: if a family member has an israel patch on their hat, ask them if you should get them a Rhodesian one to match
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
i showed this to like three of my friends and none of them cared. philistines.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Dog I gotta stop listening to US history podcasts. They make me wanna kill myself
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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new vegas review
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
ahahahahah holy shit
okay if this episode of smiling friends has a brian o'halloran cameo i'm going to go embarassingly nuts
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
okay if this episode of smiling friends has a brian o'halloran cameo i'm going to go embarassingly nuts
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
> see cake at the coffee shop
> excuse me is that coffee cake
> "yes, it is coffee cake"
> buy it
> get home
> it's blueberry
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is very much tempting the monkey's paw but

New Vegas.
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
oh shit i got a little too high before daily standup. i've gotta figure out a way to break my laptop camera inconspicuously in about forty five minutes
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
my most toxic trait is that i buy prerolls
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
is this platform still massively against dog shit or have they started eating it?
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Collating memories ahead of maybe returning to therapy and I'd forgotten my dad tried to sell me in high school. Who was born without empathy again, asshole?
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
vape's dead, i have no weed and i'm cutting back on booze. time to try kratom
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
👏 THREE 👏 MORE 👏 RIDDICK 👏 MOVIES 👏
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
dispensary has a 20% off doorbuster sale tomorrow

good thing i have a job where i can simply come in late if i feel like it
November 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
if nothing else, it's heartening to see exactly how stupid the enemy is
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
they gotta get rod dreher on chapo already
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM