TessThe5th
@tessthe5th.bsky.social
30 • She/Her
Video Game Reviewer/Essayist
youtube.com/@TessThe5th
Socials & email can be found here ➡️ linktr.ee/TessThe5th
Video Game Reviewer/Essayist
youtube.com/@TessThe5th
Socials & email can be found here ➡️ linktr.ee/TessThe5th
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TessThe5th
@tessthe5th.bsky.social
· Jul 12
Don't know how it happened, but my discord account got hacked. I have access to it again as of now. Wild considering I have an authenticator on my account supposedly, but it is what it is unfortunately.
Gonna change my authenticator in the meantime. Sorry for the inconvenience cuz of some weirdo.
Gonna change my authenticator in the meantime. Sorry for the inconvenience cuz of some weirdo.
It's that time of the year. My job's Thanksgiving potluck 🥲
I'm convinced that this Thanksgiving potluck is my annual humiliation ritual
I'm convinced that this Thanksgiving potluck is my annual humiliation ritual
a man with a beard wearing a pink shirt looks at the camera
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a pink shirt looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It's that time of the year. My job's Thanksgiving potluck 🥲
I'm convinced that this Thanksgiving potluck is my annual humiliation ritual
I'm convinced that this Thanksgiving potluck is my annual humiliation ritual
ROGUE AND MY MAN, REMY LEBEAU?!!!
Aight, it's time to come back to Rivals
Aight, it's time to come back to Rivals
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
ROGUE AND MY MAN, REMY LEBEAU?!!!
Aight, it's time to come back to Rivals
Aight, it's time to come back to Rivals
I will never trust a "communication is key" mfer ever again because they are always impressively fucking horrible at communicating lmaooo
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I will never trust a "communication is key" mfer ever again because they are always impressively fucking horrible at communicating lmaooo
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Zohran Mamdani has won the mayor election for New York City.
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Zohran Mamdani has won the mayor election for New York City.
Live w/ #LittleNightmares. Owned the game for a while, figured Spooktober was the best time to actually give this game a try for the first time.
Pull up if you wanna -- twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Pull up if you wanna -- twitch.tv/TessThe5th
October 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Live w/ #LittleNightmares. Owned the game for a while, figured Spooktober was the best time to actually give this game a try for the first time.
Pull up if you wanna -- twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Pull up if you wanna -- twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Between this happening & the fiasco with CrowdStrike/Microsoft Windows that caused those airport outages last year, it's incidents like these that serve as a reminder why monopolies should not be a thing if all it takes is a hiccup from ONE company to knock alot of societal structures out of order.
Recovery is now in progress after an Amazon Web Services outage knocked out several websites, social media networks, and video games, including Roblox and Fortnite. bit.ly/4obeSKE
October 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Between this happening & the fiasco with CrowdStrike/Microsoft Windows that caused those airport outages last year, it's incidents like these that serve as a reminder why monopolies should not be a thing if all it takes is a hiccup from ONE company to knock alot of societal structures out of order.
THE RAGGEDIEST PILE OF FUCKING GARBAGE RELEASED THIS YR.
DOGSHIT SERVERS THAT'S BEEN KICKING ME OFFLINE THE PAST TWO DAYS, JANKY HITBOXES, & MONSTER FIGHTS THAT FEELS LIKE I'M FIGHTING THAT COUSIN WHO ONLY SPAMS ONE BUTTON WHEN THEY COME OVER TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT ON THANKSGIVING.
FUCK THIS GAME.
DOGSHIT SERVERS THAT'S BEEN KICKING ME OFFLINE THE PAST TWO DAYS, JANKY HITBOXES, & MONSTER FIGHTS THAT FEELS LIKE I'M FIGHTING THAT COUSIN WHO ONLY SPAMS ONE BUTTON WHEN THEY COME OVER TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT ON THANKSGIVING.
FUCK THIS GAME.
October 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
THE RAGGEDIEST PILE OF FUCKING GARBAGE RELEASED THIS YR.
DOGSHIT SERVERS THAT'S BEEN KICKING ME OFFLINE THE PAST TWO DAYS, JANKY HITBOXES, & MONSTER FIGHTS THAT FEELS LIKE I'M FIGHTING THAT COUSIN WHO ONLY SPAMS ONE BUTTON WHEN THEY COME OVER TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT ON THANKSGIVING.
FUCK THIS GAME.
DOGSHIT SERVERS THAT'S BEEN KICKING ME OFFLINE THE PAST TWO DAYS, JANKY HITBOXES, & MONSTER FIGHTS THAT FEELS LIKE I'M FIGHTING THAT COUSIN WHO ONLY SPAMS ONE BUTTON WHEN THEY COME OVER TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT ON THANKSGIVING.
FUCK THIS GAME.
Live with #MHWilds Omega raids. At least this time, my friends are getting mollywhopped along with meeeeeeeeeeeee 🤪
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
October 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Live with #MHWilds Omega raids. At least this time, my friends are getting mollywhopped along with meeeeeeeeeeeee 🤪
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Home and finally catching up on the multitude of announcement that's been #TGS2025 #TokyoGameShow this week, especially with today.
Live with the RGG Direct, Capcom Showcase, & Sony State of Play!
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Live with the RGG Direct, Capcom Showcase, & Sony State of Play!
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
September 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Home and finally catching up on the multitude of announcement that's been #TGS2025 #TokyoGameShow this week, especially with today.
Live with the RGG Direct, Capcom Showcase, & Sony State of Play!
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Live with the RGG Direct, Capcom Showcase, & Sony State of Play!
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
I'm not one for horror games at all. But during Steam's Next Fest, the demo for this game gave me a shotgun & the power to deduce who is human and who wants to eat me and I was sold. Glad to see it's finally released!
Live w/ @trioskaz.bsky.social 's new game, #NoImNotAHuman
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Live w/ @trioskaz.bsky.social 's new game, #NoImNotAHuman
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
September 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm not one for horror games at all. But during Steam's Next Fest, the demo for this game gave me a shotgun & the power to deduce who is human and who wants to eat me and I was sold. Glad to see it's finally released!
Live w/ @trioskaz.bsky.social 's new game, #NoImNotAHuman
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Live w/ @trioskaz.bsky.social 's new game, #NoImNotAHuman
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
LIVE🔴
Checking out the #NintendoDirect. Funny cus last time I streamed, it was the Nintendo Direct. If I had a quarter for every time I returned to streaming and there was a direct, I'd have two but funny how it's happened twi--
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Checking out the #NintendoDirect. Funny cus last time I streamed, it was the Nintendo Direct. If I had a quarter for every time I returned to streaming and there was a direct, I'd have two but funny how it's happened twi--
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
September 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
LIVE🔴
Checking out the #NintendoDirect. Funny cus last time I streamed, it was the Nintendo Direct. If I had a quarter for every time I returned to streaming and there was a direct, I'd have two but funny how it's happened twi--
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Checking out the #NintendoDirect. Funny cus last time I streamed, it was the Nintendo Direct. If I had a quarter for every time I returned to streaming and there was a direct, I'd have two but funny how it's happened twi--
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
I used to think the thing abt gyms making it difficult to cancel their memberships were a bit exaggerated.
But the fact my gym uses a different website for member accounts & the cancel button being the only button on the website that receives a "server error" is a whole other level of ridiculous.
But the fact my gym uses a different website for member accounts & the cancel button being the only button on the website that receives a "server error" is a whole other level of ridiculous.
August 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I used to think the thing abt gyms making it difficult to cancel their memberships were a bit exaggerated.
But the fact my gym uses a different website for member accounts & the cancel button being the only button on the website that receives a "server error" is a whole other level of ridiculous.
But the fact my gym uses a different website for member accounts & the cancel button being the only button on the website that receives a "server error" is a whole other level of ridiculous.
If 10+9 = 21 (iykyk 😂), then since today's my birthday, 8+8 = 31
a group of people are dancing in a crowd with the words `` i 'm one year older '' above them .
Alt: a group of people are dancing in a crowd with the words `` i 'm one year older '' above them .
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August 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If 10+9 = 21 (iykyk 😂), then since today's my birthday, 8+8 = 31
*sees the Celesteela card I already own*
Me: "Ah here we go. Get ready for disappointment."
The next four cards:
(I am lowkey battling a particle of spit I accidentally sucked in from the shock as I type this)
Me: "Ah here we go. Get ready for disappointment."
The next four cards:
(I am lowkey battling a particle of spit I accidentally sucked in from the shock as I type this)
July 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
*sees the Celesteela card I already own*
Me: "Ah here we go. Get ready for disappointment."
The next four cards:
(I am lowkey battling a particle of spit I accidentally sucked in from the shock as I type this)
Me: "Ah here we go. Get ready for disappointment."
The next four cards:
(I am lowkey battling a particle of spit I accidentally sucked in from the shock as I type this)
Oh the racist MAGA clown who blocked the one chance WWF/E wrestlers had at forming a union by going behind Jesse Ventura's back to Vince MacMahon who threatened these wrestlers to drop the union talks or be fired?
I hope he enjoys his VIP lounge in hell.
I hope he enjoys his VIP lounge in hell.
July 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Oh the racist MAGA clown who blocked the one chance WWF/E wrestlers had at forming a union by going behind Jesse Ventura's back to Vince MacMahon who threatened these wrestlers to drop the union talks or be fired?
I hope he enjoys his VIP lounge in hell.
I hope he enjoys his VIP lounge in hell.
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Sinners (4K Digital) is $12.99 on Amazon Video buff.ly/4C9zsBm
Apple TV buff.ly/EQ2R0Bf
Fandango at Home buff.ly/g8tMJGM
Movies Anywhere eligible
Apple TV buff.ly/EQ2R0Bf
Fandango at Home buff.ly/g8tMJGM
Movies Anywhere eligible
July 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Sinners (4K Digital) is $12.99 on Amazon Video buff.ly/4C9zsBm
Apple TV buff.ly/EQ2R0Bf
Fandango at Home buff.ly/g8tMJGM
Movies Anywhere eligible
Apple TV buff.ly/EQ2R0Bf
Fandango at Home buff.ly/g8tMJGM
Movies Anywhere eligible
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But yes, stop being scary if you actually want that person.
July 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
But yes, stop being scary if you actually want that person.
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Every "crush" is not meant to be acted on.
July 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Every "crush" is not meant to be acted on.
Don't know how it happened, but my discord account got hacked. I have access to it again as of now. Wild considering I have an authenticator on my account supposedly, but it is what it is unfortunately.
Gonna change my authenticator in the meantime. Sorry for the inconvenience cuz of some weirdo.
Gonna change my authenticator in the meantime. Sorry for the inconvenience cuz of some weirdo.
July 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Don't know how it happened, but my discord account got hacked. I have access to it again as of now. Wild considering I have an authenticator on my account supposedly, but it is what it is unfortunately.
Gonna change my authenticator in the meantime. Sorry for the inconvenience cuz of some weirdo.
Gonna change my authenticator in the meantime. Sorry for the inconvenience cuz of some weirdo.
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It’s my birthday! A simple & free gift you can do for me is reshare this post!
I have an event on July 26 in Chicago! House Music day party for the LGBT folks & the allies you like to dance. 🕺 🪩💃
Come out & twirl on a Saturday afternoon!
Tickets here sickening.events/e/dayha%C3%B...
I have an event on July 26 in Chicago! House Music day party for the LGBT folks & the allies you like to dance. 🕺 🪩💃
Come out & twirl on a Saturday afternoon!
Tickets here sickening.events/e/dayha%C3%B...
July 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s my birthday! A simple & free gift you can do for me is reshare this post!
I have an event on July 26 in Chicago! House Music day party for the LGBT folks & the allies you like to dance. 🕺 🪩💃
Come out & twirl on a Saturday afternoon!
Tickets here sickening.events/e/dayha%C3%B...
I have an event on July 26 in Chicago! House Music day party for the LGBT folks & the allies you like to dance. 🕺 🪩💃
Come out & twirl on a Saturday afternoon!
Tickets here sickening.events/e/dayha%C3%B...
We were doing so well as new cub scouts, getting praised by our expert cub scout, until @yoshitv.bsky.social flew too close to the ground 😅 #Peak
July 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
We were doing so well as new cub scouts, getting praised by our expert cub scout, until @yoshitv.bsky.social flew too close to the ground 😅 #Peak
Don't know what's been in the waters this week but every day, I've gotten at least one banger on #PTCP. The best of this week with the shiny Articuno (my favorite of the legendary birds) obtained literally 10 minutes ago 😭😭😭
July 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Don't know what's been in the waters this week but every day, I've gotten at least one banger on #PTCP. The best of this week with the shiny Articuno (my favorite of the legendary birds) obtained literally 10 minutes ago 😭😭😭
Testing the PEAK of my friendships with Peak.
(Pic.: Me staring down @glxtchvt.bsky.social he a little too happy despite wearing these tight ass shorts & an 8-teeth smile. Might betray me)
Live! ▶️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th
(Pic.: Me staring down @glxtchvt.bsky.social he a little too happy despite wearing these tight ass shorts & an 8-teeth smile. Might betray me)
Live! ▶️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th
July 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Testing the PEAK of my friendships with Peak.
(Pic.: Me staring down @glxtchvt.bsky.social he a little too happy despite wearing these tight ass shorts & an 8-teeth smile. Might betray me)
Live! ▶️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th
(Pic.: Me staring down @glxtchvt.bsky.social he a little too happy despite wearing these tight ass shorts & an 8-teeth smile. Might betray me)
Live! ▶️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th
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Live on Twitch with Lionhead Studios, The Movies <3 Come hang out? <3
July 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Live on Twitch with Lionhead Studios, The Movies <3 Come hang out? <3