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TessThe5th
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Oh God not this DSP guy lmaoooo I can only process him being an 8 year old stuck inside a 40+ year old's body so I can stop wondering why he acts like an 8 year old stuck inside a 40+ year old's body
February 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
lol all good!!! All is forgiven if I can just get a little pinch of a corner piece off dat sammich 🤭
February 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Cloud!!! Not this popping up on my discover page lol

Pleathe, let me get a corner piece. I cook, I clean, I can recite the alphabets backwards 😭 Jokes aside, it looks so delicious
February 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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So yeah, when a psycho joins a branch like ICE and compares what they're doing to Call of Duty, the government isn't just complicit in signing their paychecks, they're in part to blame for the mindset that inspires someone to join ICE in the first place in more ways than one.
January 24, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Reposted by TessThe5th
Multiple US military branches spend millions on advertising through eSports specifically. Several have run eSports teams/orgs. The Department of Defense maintains relationships with entertainment companies to assist them in exchange for games making the US look more favorable.
January 24, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Also, for this game to have 100 characters you can date, I'm both surprised and not surprised that the voice acting is STACKED
January 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM