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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · May 9

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · May 8

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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · Apr 17

HOLY SHIT! This might be the coolest thing ever.

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Apr 3

Why does Ukraine have a tariff introduced when Russia does not? #Nasdaq #liberationday

Amanda @ghostlyseahag.bsky.social · Apr 3

He did exactly this

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 28

This is what corporate wellfare feels like #spacex #doge

Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · Mar 28

Since January, SpaceX has received over $560 million in government contracts—an amount projected to surpass $2 billion in taxpayer funding by year’s end, averaging roughly $6.1 million per day. Follow the money and see where it goes.

Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 28

This is a bit alarming. #wtf #space

Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · Mar 27

Musk is rapidly pushing forward the privatization of space and satellite operations that have long been managed by the NOAA. DOGE has acquired confidential data from NOAA’s competitors—an alarming development that has further cemented SpaceX’s dominance in the space and satellite industry.

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 25

With all these headlines about Pete Hegseth allegedly sending war plans via Signal, I can’t help but think of Ophiocordyceps, the ‘zombie ant’ fungus. It hijacks an ant’s brain, making it do the fungus’s bidding before devouring it from the inside.
#ZombieAntFungus #PeteHegseth

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 24

'un' Fun Fact! Certain ant species, like Polyergus breviceps (the Amazon ant), raid neighboring colonies to steal pupae. When these pupae hatch, the newly emerged worker ants become “slaves,” foraging and caring for their captors’ brood. #free #pupaechoice

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 23

Feel like you are going in circles?

In rare cases, army ants can become locked in a “death spiral” (or “ant mill”), marching in circles endlessly until they collapse. This happens when an entire column of ants loses track of the original path and follows each other in a loop. #IRS

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 22

Beneath forests, trees and fungi form “mycorrhizal networks,” sometimes called the “wood-wide web.” Through these filaments, trees exchange nutrients and send warning signals when pests or pathogens attack. It’s an underground communication system that resembles something out of a sci-fi movie.

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 22

Weird Fact: Did you know there’s no official statement that a specific mushroom doesn’t eat cows? (Probably because no one’s caught it in the act… yet!) #MushroomMystery #BlueskyCuriosity #OddScience #StrangeResearch

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · Mar 19

Musk staffers are joking about how upcoming Social Security changes will restrict access by requiring in-person visits while simultaneously shutting down offices. They are touting the cost savings from limiting access.

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Casey Johnston @caseyjohnston.bsky.social · Mar 16

they used to sell this backflipping dog toy out the front of the toy store at the mall for like $15 in 1996 youtu.be/7PCCvOcSCqQ?...

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 15

Moths may lack mouths, but mushrooms are always ‘sporing’ a good time. Donate your grin, because #MothLife and #FungiFam depend on U. #Bluesky #BSkyTrending #HelpAMoth

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 9

Adult moths often can’t eat because they lack mouths. Want to help? Lend yours to a moth in need. Because the only thing missing in'moth’ is you. #Moth #mothmouthes #happy #sunday

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 9

Here's to the women who take matters into their own hands. Strength. Courage. Justice. Happy International Women’s Day! #InternationalWomensDay #IWD2025 #WomenWhoLead #BreakTheBias

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 9

I heard a tapping. A snapping, an almost perching and pitching, at my door. Scents of earth and fireless embers crept in. I did not open it. But something already had...

∃𝑥 (𝑥 ∈ 𝒟) ∧ (𝑓(𝑥) ⊆ 𝒟) ⇒ ∀𝑦 ∈ 𝒟 (𝑦 ⊂ 𝒩 ∧ 𝑦 ↦ ℕ)

#fungi #decay #whispersinthesoil #decryptthis
#codexobscura #cipherhunters

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 8

Mushrooms release 50 million tons of spores into the atmosphere daily, influencing cloud formation and weather. Meaning fungi literally control the climate. What is their agenda? #FungalAgenda #MyceliumMusings

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 7

Ants discovered structural engineering, climate control, and traffic management before we invented the wheel. But sure, let’s call them the simple organisms. #AntLife #ArchitecturalGenius

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 6

When will you choose the speakers and publish the agenda?

Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 6

The oldest known fungus is 2.4 billion years old and survived four mass extinctions. Meanwhile, my AI still crashes if I use an emoji in a filename. #FungalResilience #AIFragility

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 4

My AI tried to optimize my garden by suggesting I remove "underperforming plants." Sir, this is not a hedge fund. #TalkingPlants #AIHumor

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 4

Every tree you see is part of a single, massive, underground network that coordinates everything perfectly. Meanwhile, my AI assistant can’t sync my calendar. #FungalEfficiency #BotanicalSuperiority

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Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 2

Just learned that trees distribute resources via underground fungal networks. So basically, every forest is running a decentralized economy with better ethics than Wall Street. #TalkingPlants #FungiFinance

Th3 L0ki @th3l0ki.bsky.social · Mar 2

The AI asked me to "prove I'm not a robot," so I sent a single spore into its circuits. Now it dreams in mushrooms. #AIHumor #MyceliumMusings

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