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Schlub-Zero

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Schlub-Zero @thatguygarrick.bsky.social · May 9

None of your words can hurt me, my blood is mostly queso and the PlayStation 3 is still my default gaming console.

Schlub-Zero

@thatguygarrick.bsky.social

Goodnight, friends. I will be taking a social media break for a bit.
❤️

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January 24, 2026 at 3:16 AM

Schlub-Zero

@thatguygarrick.bsky.social

Fuck ICE

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 8d

ICE has detained a 2-year-old girl in Minneapolis, despite a judge ordering the baby’s release.

January 24, 2026 at 12:34 AM

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PlayStation Park

@playstationpark.bsky.social

GamePro #119, June 1999 - 'Star Wars: Episode 1' cover.

January 23, 2026 at 9:26 PM

Schlub-Zero

@thatguygarrick.bsky.social

Imagine being a boomer man that can't cook lolololol

January 23, 2026 at 7:33 PM

Schlub-Zero

@thatguygarrick.bsky.social

GBC: Link's Awakening
GBA: Sword of Mana
GameCube: Resident Evil 4
Wii: Mad World
3DS: Dragon Quest VII
Switch: Breath of the Wild

Gwen the Second Sunrider 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @meatbag-hunter.bsky.social · 8d

Wii: Skylanders: Giants/The Force Unleashed
Wii U: Lego City: Undercover/either the first Splatoon or Skylanders: Trap Team
2DS: Yo-Kai Watch 2
Switch: Zelda BOTW/Lego DC Supervillains

Millie @frozenie.bsky.social · 8d

What’s your favourite game from every Nintendo console you’ve owned?

NES: Mega Man 2
N64: Banjo-Kazooie
Wii: Super Mario Galaxy 2
Wii U: Super Mario Maker
Switch: Super Mario Odyssey

January 23, 2026 at 4:37 PM

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Better Things Are Possible

@internethippo.bsky.social

If there's anyone who still thinks this will all blow over when our big beautiful president Leaves Us, you have to realize the Republican Party is crawling with fascists

Adam Isacson @adamisacson.com · 8d

When an ICE agent confronts you is "when your due process ends," says the member of Congress from the largest border district.

www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

“Training’s not going to fix this,” said Rep. Tony Gonzales (R-Texas). “This is really going to be a deescalation of people thinking they can harm agents or get away or evade. It has to be a point where people understand when they’re being confronted by an ICE agent, that’s at the end of the road. That’s not the beginning of the due process, it’s the end of the due process.”

January 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM

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PlayStation Park

@playstationpark.bsky.social

Smashed
'God Of War'
PlayStation 2

January 23, 2026 at 4:11 PM

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MinnMax

@minnmax.com

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM

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The Coward Papa Joe

@iamjoseph.bsky.social

Gambit's ability to charge non-living things with explosive energy means he hasn't worn a condom in decades

Not since The Junior Prom Massacre

Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 8d

All I'm saying is that comforter has SEEN some things.

January 23, 2026 at 2:06 PM

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Zac

@zacdepaola.bsky.social

Ate enough of these to do irreversible damage to my arteries.

Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · Jul 22

KFC Chicken and Donuts Sandwich (2019-2020): A crispy, fried chicken filet, sandwiched between two glazed donuts. Also available as a combo basket (3 chicken strips and 2 donuts). Sold as a test item in over 40 locations in and around Pittsburgh, PA and Norfolk & Richmond, VA before going national.

A piece of fried chicken between 2 glazed donuts, on a piece of red and white checkered wax paper

A black basket filled with 2 glazed donuts and 3 fried chicken strips, on a piece of red and white checkered wax paper

January 23, 2026 at 1:05 PM

Schlub-Zero

@thatguygarrick.bsky.social

Goodnight, friends.
😴

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January 23, 2026 at 4:49 AM

Schlub-Zero

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The most beautiful dream is the unmade fried bologna sandwich with pickles, can you seize it

January 23, 2026 at 4:23 AM

Schlub-Zero

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Beyond Good & Evil 2 fans

IGN @ign.com · 9d

Beyond Good & Evil 2 fans are celebrating a small piece of good news to come from Ubisoft's major cull of projects, studios, and people yesterday — that after almost two decades, the game that holds the Guinness World Record for the longest development still isn't dead. https://bit.ly/468D7lN