The Coward Papa Joe
@iamjoseph.bsky.social
I'm the worst combo of people skills and people person in that I'd love to be your friend but I'm so bad at making them
My profile pick is my face, a white guy with auburn hair and yellow tint glasses
Banner is my dog Milo
He/Him
42. Still a coward
My profile pick is my face, a white guy with auburn hair and yellow tint glasses
Banner is my dog Milo
He/Him
42. Still a coward
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Reminder: if your first interaction with my account is a follow you're getting blocked
ADHD gives me a bonus vs. mindreading
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
ADHD gives me a bonus vs. mindreading
We live in a golden age of furries. Bring back battle beasts!
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
We live in a golden age of furries. Bring back battle beasts!
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My Ko-Fi was taken away from me
Venmo and PayPal direct are the only ways to tip me
v e n m o : @/junostump
p a y p a l : Juno . stump @ gmail
Venmo and PayPal direct are the only ways to tip me
v e n m o : @/junostump
p a y p a l : Juno . stump @ gmail
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My Ko-Fi was taken away from me
Venmo and PayPal direct are the only ways to tip me
v e n m o : @/junostump
p a y p a l : Juno . stump @ gmail
Venmo and PayPal direct are the only ways to tip me
v e n m o : @/junostump
p a y p a l : Juno . stump @ gmail
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knocked a fake candle into the fake christmas tree but got real scared
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
knocked a fake candle into the fake christmas tree but got real scared
Getting stoned is the best way to ruin my orgasms. Like I can still come but it's going to take over an hour with my best stuff. That'd be fine if I wasn't jerking it to try to get some sleep. Now im stressed out about my nut. This is what being a squirrel must be like!
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Getting stoned is the best way to ruin my orgasms. Like I can still come but it's going to take over an hour with my best stuff. That'd be fine if I wasn't jerking it to try to get some sleep. Now im stressed out about my nut. This is what being a squirrel must be like!
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
Okay so at 2 and a half benadryl not only sm I not itchy but im hallucinating. No hat man though just strange organic shapes. It's all very From Beyond
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Okay so at 2 and a half benadryl not only sm I not itchy but im hallucinating. No hat man though just strange organic shapes. It's all very From Beyond
Monstrous humans will say that rape is often just women changing their kind after the fact (no it isn't)
But they never consider the idea that someone might decide they weren't raped afterwards because if they had been it'd be too traumatic. I've known multiple people who've thought that way
But they never consider the idea that someone might decide they weren't raped afterwards because if they had been it'd be too traumatic. I've known multiple people who've thought that way
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Monstrous humans will say that rape is often just women changing their kind after the fact (no it isn't)
But they never consider the idea that someone might decide they weren't raped afterwards because if they had been it'd be too traumatic. I've known multiple people who've thought that way
But they never consider the idea that someone might decide they weren't raped afterwards because if they had been it'd be too traumatic. I've known multiple people who've thought that way
If you think vampires are hot it's probably because you're attracted to vampire stuff like blood and biting
But if you think they're physically attractive do you think being turned makes you more physically desirable or do you think that vampires only choose to turn the already symmetrical?
But if you think they're physically attractive do you think being turned makes you more physically desirable or do you think that vampires only choose to turn the already symmetrical?
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
If you think vampires are hot it's probably because you're attracted to vampire stuff like blood and biting
But if you think they're physically attractive do you think being turned makes you more physically desirable or do you think that vampires only choose to turn the already symmetrical?
But if you think they're physically attractive do you think being turned makes you more physically desirable or do you think that vampires only choose to turn the already symmetrical?
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12/5 Friday Mutual Aid Thread
Link isn't here because the Mods are Racist
We save each other and honor Link and his mutual aid work
post your mutual aid needs below
donate if you can !
share if you can !
report scammers !
comment below to boost !
Link isn't here because the Mods are Racist
We save each other and honor Link and his mutual aid work
post your mutual aid needs below
donate if you can !
share if you can !
report scammers !
comment below to boost !
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
12/5 Friday Mutual Aid Thread
Link isn't here because the Mods are Racist
We save each other and honor Link and his mutual aid work
post your mutual aid needs below
donate if you can !
share if you can !
report scammers !
comment below to boost !
Link isn't here because the Mods are Racist
We save each other and honor Link and his mutual aid work
post your mutual aid needs below
donate if you can !
share if you can !
report scammers !
comment below to boost !
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
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I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don't think Netflix should get to eat anything else until it finishes all the prematurely cancelled shows on its plate
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I love companies being punished for replacing workers with AI. Gimme more
Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I love companies being punished for replacing workers with AI. Gimme more
I liked fmv video games
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I liked fmv video games
What is a Man? A flared base that eats
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
What is a Man? A flared base that eats
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
Wait a minute Plur1bus is just the Jasmine plot from season 4 of Angel!
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Wait a minute Plur1bus is just the Jasmine plot from season 4 of Angel!
If you can synesize a virus in a lab it *feels* like you should be able to make proteins. It wouldn't be cost effective normally though
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
If you can synesize a virus in a lab it *feels* like you should be able to make proteins. It wouldn't be cost effective normally though
Oh dear
There is nothing I'd hate more than finding out every human being on earth excluding me. Im not saying id use the self checkout option but I'd consider it
There is nothing I'd hate more than finding out every human being on earth excluding me. Im not saying id use the self checkout option but I'd consider it
December 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Oh dear
There is nothing I'd hate more than finding out every human being on earth excluding me. Im not saying id use the self checkout option but I'd consider it
There is nothing I'd hate more than finding out every human being on earth excluding me. Im not saying id use the self checkout option but I'd consider it
Come on Apple. I'm paying to watch the show like it's90s HBO. Let me see butts AND boobs
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Come on Apple. I'm paying to watch the show like it's90s HBO. Let me see butts AND boobs
How does Umbrella Corp make its money? Is there a lot of profit in losing your billion dollar facilities to zombies?
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
How does Umbrella Corp make its money? Is there a lot of profit in losing your billion dollar facilities to zombies?
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The mullet is the Official Haircut of Getting Shit Done
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The mullet is the Official Haircut of Getting Shit Done
Only yesterday I realized what lots of folks want from reporters is for them to be a sort of justice system that works for the public and that reporters absolutely DO NOT want that job
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Only yesterday I realized what lots of folks want from reporters is for them to be a sort of justice system that works for the public and that reporters absolutely DO NOT want that job
Sure I'm broke but at least i can put my dog's unexpected medical expenses on a credit card.
Dammit Murray
Dammit Murray
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sure I'm broke but at least i can put my dog's unexpected medical expenses on a credit card.
Dammit Murray
Dammit Murray