Stephen A. Spliff
@thatkellenguy.bsky.social
Portland Trail Blazers. Town all day.
Tim Kaine is open to being extorted. Remember that when you vote, Virginia.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Tim Kaine is open to being extorted. Remember that when you vote, Virginia.
Says the guy who did not, in fact, fight. Fuck this party. This is why they lose rural Americans so long ago. They are full of shit.
Schumer: "However this vote turns out, this fight will and must continue. Democrats must fight."
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Says the guy who did not, in fact, fight. Fuck this party. This is why they lose rural Americans so long ago. They are full of shit.
Literally no one is saying that
Zeldin: "Conservatives say there are two genders. Democrats are saying there are a hundred genders and counting and growing."
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Literally no one is saying that
Tell us you need to touch grass without telling us you need to touch grass…
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Tell us you need to touch grass without telling us you need to touch grass…
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Alright, wheel gramps to bed before he starts snoring. #SleepyDon
photos of Trump sleeping through yesterday's Oval Office event via Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Alright, wheel gramps to bed before he starts snoring. #SleepyDon
He’s so dense he didn’t realize that this will help Mamdani. Lmao
Breaking News: President Trump urged New Yorkers to vote for Andrew Cuomo for mayor, writing on social media, “you really have no choice.” Zohran Mamdani has consistently led in the polls and remains the clear front-runner.
NYC Mayor’s Race Live Updates: Mamdani Leads Polls as Candidates Make Final Push Before Election Day
The president called Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic front-runner, incapable of leading the city and said a vote for the Republican nominee, Curtis Sliwa, would be wasted.
nyti.ms
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
He’s so dense he didn’t realize that this will help Mamdani. Lmao
Keep running from that grind, Luka.
Tonight will be the fourth time the Blazers have played the Lakers since the trade. Luka has yet to play in any of those games.
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Keep running from that grind, Luka.
That was a really long winded way to say “I think segregation is good”. I wonder why you masked that message with a word salad. Maybe because you know it’s wrong? 🤔
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
That was a really long winded way to say “I think segregation is good”. I wonder why you masked that message with a word salad. Maybe because you know it’s wrong? 🤔
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ACLU reporting that “several of the 6 women detained at South Louisiana ICE Center in Basile, LA, & Stewart Detention Center in Lumpkin, GA were pregnant & have miscarried while in custody.”
0 outrage from MAGAs about these fetuses. They were never about life. They are only about control of women.
0 outrage from MAGAs about these fetuses. They were never about life. They are only about control of women.
October 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
ACLU reporting that “several of the 6 women detained at South Louisiana ICE Center in Basile, LA, & Stewart Detention Center in Lumpkin, GA were pregnant & have miscarried while in custody.”
0 outrage from MAGAs about these fetuses. They were never about life. They are only about control of women.
0 outrage from MAGAs about these fetuses. They were never about life. They are only about control of women.
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kristopher james murray leads the @trailblazers.bsky.social to win no. 1, it's time to celebrate
October 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
kristopher james murray leads the @trailblazers.bsky.social to win no. 1, it's time to celebrate
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EJ: "Aaron Gordon has made 10 3-pointers tonight tying Terry Rozier in 2020 for the most in a season opener in NBA history. I kid you not"
October 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
EJ: "Aaron Gordon has made 10 3-pointers tonight tying Terry Rozier in 2020 for the most in a season opener in NBA history. I kid you not"
Just logging on for the day… did I miss anything?
October 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Just logging on for the day… did I miss anything?
When you hire a morally corrupt sexual predator, you have to consider morally corrupt scamming as one of the side effects.
October 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
When you hire a morally corrupt sexual predator, you have to consider morally corrupt scamming as one of the side effects.
@opinionatedwino.bsky.social you’re in for a busy day. Warm up those thumbs.
October 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
@opinionatedwino.bsky.social you’re in for a busy day. Warm up those thumbs.
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What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
They can’t even use calculators. We are fuckin cooked y’all.
Dr Oz: "You'll notice, President Trump, these are discounted from $242 to $10. I don't know what the math is on that. We can't even calculate it. It's too high to calculate."
October 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
They can’t even use calculators. We are fuckin cooked y’all.
Ayton would never
Hansen got down court quick in transition - sealed Podz under the rim and demanded the ball on the block, got it and scored over him.
October 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ayton would never
The baby is INSIDE the placenta?
October 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The baby is INSIDE the placenta?
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I propose a deal: Trump gets the Nobel Peace Prize in exchange for the Epstein files
October 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I propose a deal: Trump gets the Nobel Peace Prize in exchange for the Epstein files
Live look at rural Republicans
October 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Live look at rural Republicans