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Not Luke
@thatleeburton.bsky.social
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I just completed my first sudoku and I'm really pleased with myself.
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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A Thailand-based crypto investor has handed a record-breaking £9 million to Reform UK, shortly before Nigel Farage used media interviews to plug his crypto firm and promise lower taxes and deregulation on the industry
bylinetimes.com/2025/12/04/c...
Crypto Investor Donates £9 Million to Reform UK After Nigel Farage Plugs His Company and Tells Industry 'I Am Your Champion'
The Reform leader recently used media interviews to back Christopher Harborne's company while promising to cut taxes and regulations on crypto firms
bylinetimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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In a surprise to absolutely no one, the mum she’s describing is not claiming benefits as a “lifestyle choice”.

This paywalled article is full of “in my grandparents day, blah blah blah” and nasty sneery comments about latest iPhones for spoilt children🙄

🧵
1/9
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
This also happened on the Celebrity Traitors. Paloma was the the one killed by the Traitors but Niko and Tameka were the first two banished by the other players.
I see the jungle reality games how has as usual voted out a second black person

Just fucking axe the shit already
December 1, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Agreed. Dating apps badly affected my mental health due to the content ghosting and rejections, so I swore off them forever.
I've had about 10 conversations here in the last week alone re how bad dating apps are & how awful the experiences are.

I've had 2 conversations with RL friends (man & woman) today re how bad dating apps are & how awful the experiences are.

When will we accept dating apps are shit & don't work?
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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“Get out of my fucking seat.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

The Lounge Kittens
Garbage
Republica
Michael Jackson
Spice Girls
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

- Foals
- Napalm Death
- Metallica
- Jesus & Mary Chain
- Roxette
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

-Siouxie and the Banshees
-Gary Numan (many times)
-Cocteau Twins (Many times)
-Cabaret Voltaire
-Plan B (many times)

There was a 20 year gap in my gig going experiences..
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
The house next door is empty and up for sale. The battery in their smoke alarm is starting to die.

I know I can call the estate agents tomorrow to let them know but it will still be irritating tonight...
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Christmas gift shopping?
a man in a plaid shirt says " completed it "
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt says " completed it "
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Posting this photo of Victoria Levitt to encourage me to work out more. Those arms are incredible.
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Does he even own a suit?
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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People coming to bluesky because twitter is broke
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Now this, I can get behind this.
astigmatic gang RISE UP
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Oi, peacock - get off my sodding car
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The last thing I needed after six hours of train travel was to unwittingly stand in cat shit on my doorstep and then walk it into the hallway carpet
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It's always nice when you're in a store or restaurant and they're playing Bebe Rexha
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM