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narc anthony

@thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social

140 followers 140 following 5K posts

i'm not a regular darth. i'm a cool darth. shay, he/him. 40+. 🌈 nsfw sometimes. pfp by @eiscue.bsky.social. i block mass-followers.

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narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · Dec 11

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narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 30m

still have a poly brain which is why all my characters are poly in one way or another but yeah. that’s just where i’m at.

narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 33m

genuinely never thought i would be at a place in my life where i sincerely desired monogamy with someone for its own merits instead of simply accepting it as the cost of being with a certain person or getting a certain other thing i wanted out of a relationship

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narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 35m

hmmmmmmmm. i love my boyfriend.

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 4h

The first Toy Story was released in 1995. There have been 4 more Toy Story movies since the Cowboys made the conference title game

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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 4h

just remembered this and busted out laughing

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narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 8h

have you ever been so hungry that smelling your cat’s dry food made your stomach rumble? anyway, making a sandwich now

narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 8h

is he joe burrow or is he patrick mahomes. is he jalen hurts or is he kirk cousins.

narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 8h

i need to know if shohei ohtani is cool in japan or if they think he’s a dork

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Nick Kapur @nickkapur.bsky.social · 1d

"Person who brought a burned out lightbulb to the store, just to make sure they buy the correct replacement bulb"

x.com/dailyportalz...

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narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 16h

when you turn the heat on for the first time in the fall and the whole house smells like burning dust for a few hours. hate that.

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 1d

Which of the classic Tetris pieces has the best mouthfeel?

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Mxnsab @mxnsab.bsky.social · 1d

Low key, this is why I think you should send fan mail to the niche people you love and not huge people. Bts is gonna get thousands of letters, but that soundcloud rapper may go there entire career getting nothing.

Tell your niche favs you love them in a way that is not weird!!

Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (Very scary) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 2d

The funniest thing about being A Person in a very niche microcommunity is that you suddenly realize that the people you think of as "famous" in other microcommunities are in the exact same boat as you

Systemic imposter syndrome "my niche is so unimportant I promise, unlike yours, SoundCloud rapper

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narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 1d

the bengals have the most insane losses in the entire NFL

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 1d

The DB has to commit seppuku, no other way around this

NFL Daily News 🏈 @fantasynflnews.bsky.social · 1d

TEE HIGGINS ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

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narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 1d

holy shit

Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 1d

Wondering if Joe Flacco is doing OK after an AC joint sprain? Keep wondering. Bengals returning the KO for a TD.

narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 2d

when i was like six years old i thought rosalina was the most beautiful girl name in the world and i told everyone that when i was grown up i was going to name my daughter rosalina and then someone told me it was an ugly name and it made me cry. i should name an OC rosalina.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 2d

WHY DID I GET INVESTED IN SPORTS?!?!? WHAT DID I HOPE TO GAIN FROM THIS?!?!?

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carter’s highlight page @30thstate.bsky.social · 2d

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

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narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 2d

remember the time i asked sharn if he wanted to run away and join a monastery with me and become secret monk boyfriends together and he said no?

narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 2d

sorry about your flat affies bro

narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 2d

this is like when i found out people think im hating the stuff they ask me to watch because when i find something funny i scowl and shake my head at it (real)

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narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 2d

seriously i know ive said it before but what did people do when they were nauseous at 4am before there was game changer on your phone

narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 3d

is there a better balm to the body and soul than six straight hours of smartypants?

narc anthony @thatsadorbsyo.bsky.social · 3d

tummy ache… dropout tv in bed time

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 3d

Great job, everyone, we did it again

"WEEN HALLOWED" with small skeletons dancing around.

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