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Adam Zones Out

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 15m

"Who? Never heard of him" is the proper response

Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 9h

This message sounds like it came from 1992

Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 10h

Teenage me who grew up loving Griffey is very happy tonight but middle aged me is just glad it’s over so I can go to bed

Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 10h

Not me watching the end on my phone trying to get my kid to go to sleep so I can also sleep

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 10h

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! MARINERS WIN!! MARINERS WIN!!!

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 10h

Yayyyyyyyy

Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 10h

The Seattle Seahawks were still in the AFC when this game started

Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 10h

It’s dumper time!

I hope

Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 11h

Just load the bases with ghosts at this juncture

Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 11h

Anyone want to win a baseball game

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 11h

Not sure anyone actually wants to win

Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 12h

Or Naylor I guess

Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 12h

Geno needs to use that old Answerbacks magic from the desert

Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 12h

So many of my favorite Twilight Zone episodes came from the pen of Beaumont. Go watch “In His Image” and imagine one of our modern eccentrics trying this! His life was so tragic, so much talent but taken out by a disease they couldn’t figure out then. Wonder what could have been done for him now.

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 12h

"His 1955 story 'The Crooked Man,' which imagines a world where homosexuality is the norm, and the shame and casting out from society is suffered by heterosexuals, precedes Martin Amis’s similar 'Straight Fiction' by forty years." www.thebulwark.com/p/hopeless-h...

The Hopeless Horror of Charles Beaumont

The writer died before his fortieth birthday—but left behind an influential catalogue of stories and unforgettable Twilight Zone episodes.

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 16h

Pulling. Them. Off.

a woman wearing red cowboy boots is sitting on a red couch

ALT: a woman wearing red cowboy boots is sitting on a red couch

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 18h

If you're old enough to have memories of the day JFK was assassinated you should not be running for public office

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 19h

a bunch of watermelons are sitting on top of a cardboard box with chinese writing on the bottom

ALT: a bunch of watermelons are sitting on top of a cardboard box with chinese writing on the bottom

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 19h

“Everyone to the left of me is a Marxist commie!” - the far right

DHH, an “intellectual”

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Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 20h

Rod Serling used ‘The Twilight Zone’ to say what 1950s TV wasn't allowed to say. Fans at SerlingFest argue his lessons still hold up.

How The Twilight Zone Smuggled Controversial Ideas Past TV Censors

Hundreds of fans gathered in Rod Serling’s hometown to celebrate The Twilight Zone creator who turned science fiction into bold social commentary.

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 22h

A Twitch subscription ending during the middle of watching someone's stream is a real jumpscare the first time it's interrupted for a loud-ass ad

Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 22h

He might be right in that the antichrist is a luddite who wants to stop all science but he probably won't like who that might really be

(hint: he's got a red hat)

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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 22h

Non-zero chance that Loony Loomer would come out and admit to extramarital activities with Trump if he ever scorned her

As for me and my family, we will serve popcorn when that happens

Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 22h

For sure. Idaho is the home of way too many True Believer white supremacist cells and if they catch wind of this it's gonna be ugly