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Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 1m

No. Granted I work at a school, but even if I didn’t, I wouldn’t. Coworker said they do and I looked at them all the way sideways

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 2h

AYEEEEE I GOT A SERIOUS QUESTION (this not a thread)

Do yall go to work on yall Birthday?

Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 7h

Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 19h

Everybody is abroad this week/weekend? I need to be popular like you guys so I can get invited #Out more

Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 21h

A part of me felt so bad for enjoying reading all the stories of people that went 😭😂

Sho’nuff Ohtani @myleshigh93.bsky.social · 22h

IYKYK #Aquagate rollingout.com/2016/11/03/s...

Steve Harvey's son-in-law accused of $300K homecoming scam

One of the biggest Homecoming celebrations at an HBCU took place last weekend for Morehouse and Spelman alumni.

rollingout.com

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Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 21h

You’re literally the best

a man in a purple shirt is sitting in front of a computer with the word literally written on it .

ALT: a man in a purple shirt is sitting in front of a computer with the word literally written on it .

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Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 22h

@flawedfacade.blacksky.app There was a time when you posted about a good place where tall people can get clothes. I saved it somewhere, but it has since been lost. Any chance you still have a good site or something?

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Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 1d

Nah

Big Mama, RN👩🏽‍⚕️♊️ @unproblematicaj.bsky.social · 1d

Would you date someone from work?

Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 1d

Supposed to go to a wedding, bought a room and a flight expecting an invite to follow the Save the date, but haven’t gotten one. Might just be a vacation at this point. And that’d be more than ok 😂

Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 1d

Had to get gas, breffis, and goods before pumpkin activities with the fam

Spooky Bunsz 👻 @copaceticbunsz.com · 1d

Why are you awake ?

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Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 1d

It’s low tire pressure warnings in the morning season 🙄. Causing me unnecessary anxiety

Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 1d

Nah. She’s married now. She knows where I stay if she were to ever spin though. The other one I would possibly even get near maybe considering ended much better than it should have. And, for that, I’m grateful. She might get me on a weak day

Rico, house father of WAWG & salt shaker CEO 🧂🤸🏾‍♂️✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 2d

Y’all be spinning the block?

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Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 1d

That’s what he gets

Blazeeeee @zsakamblaze.bsky.social · 3d

If you’re ever thinking about being a teacher, today I had an 11th grader, tell me he was gonna fart by my desk cause he hated me and ended up shitting himself…

a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .

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Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 1d

That’s the best question I’ve ever heard, actually. I’d make sure pickles in spaghetti would be the chef’s 13th reason

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Maybe: Lex @lextherapy.bsky.social · 1d

I think the better question is why would we do that?

Ź🖤🥀 @lalaspeaks.bsky.social · 1d

All don’t put pickles in yall spaghetti🫣

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Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve always found it funny how hard wine hits there coochie. I don’t drink fr. But seeing how it hits them is hilarious

Wiz KhaLEESA 🍃 @thepearlgoddess.bsky.social · 1d

3. What’s your go to alcoholic drink that’ll have you or someone folded like a pretzel?

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Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 1d

Foreplay for both

Wiz KhaLEESA 🍃 @thepearlgoddess.bsky.social · 1d

4. What type of sexual stimulation is your favorite to receive? To give?

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Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 2d

I’m revisiting this at the end of the game. The last Ghost game lied to me, and I’m not prepared for that level of pain again.

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Bushido Brown 🇭🇹 @ikickclouds.bsky.social · 2d

Fellas, don’t be afraid to hug ya lady friend in front of her dude. Look him in the eyes while you do it to establish dominance. Let him know you were here before him and will be after he’s gone…cause you know he gon fuck up. He can’t whoop yo ass either

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Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 2d

Absolutely 😂. Cause why are you saying “oh. Caitlin’s speed always changes the second week of the month by an average of three steps?” Touch some grass!

Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 2d

Once capitalism finds a way to make it convenient, I’m sure it’ll happen

silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 2d

what is the purpose of “groups” for a flight? bc they’re not always in the same section of the plane. wouldn’t it be easier to just row numbers and board from back to front?

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Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 2d

A couple weeks ago. Was related to the views of that one guy. Ending it was much overdue

Snack Queen @auntiebaecc.blacksky.app · 2d

When was the last time you ended a friendship or someone ended a friendship with you?

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Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 2d

I saw stats on players when they’re on their cycle vs (like the one week) when they weren’t and I thought that was so strange an invasive. Just like this

WIRED @wired.com · 2d

Some sports gamblers are trying to predict WNBA players’ performance—and the outcomes of games—based on the athletes’ periods. One betting content creator has dubbed it “blood money." www.wired.com/story/men-ar...

Men Are Betting on WNBA Players' Menstrual Cycles

Some sports gamblers are trying to predict WNBA players’ performance—and the outcomes of games—based on the athletes’ periods. One betting content creator has dubbed it “blood money."

www.wired.com

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Maybe: Lex @lextherapy.bsky.social · 2d

I’m ready for Christmas tbh

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Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 2d

Getting the flu and Covid shot this week was a bad idea. Forgot how tired they make me. Heating to work without breakfast cause I woke up too late.

Miles Morales @theafrosamurai1.bsky.social · 2d

I hope The Paradox gets all the fans. They have a hit with “Do Me Like That”