The Badness (freshly pejorative)
@thebadness.bsky.social
Comment me décris-je? Réparé, mais pas vendable.
Gay, but not gay-gay. But gay.
(cats?! cats!!!)
Gay, but not gay-gay. But gay.
(cats?! cats!!!)
Pinned
Two paints in one weekend and I can actually sort of see progress happening.
Feels nice.
#Artistsofbluesky #artsky #oilpainting #TheBeast
Feels nice.
#Artistsofbluesky #artsky #oilpainting #TheBeast
On sober reflection, I am going to make “artsy 🚬” my entire personality now.
Please excuse me: running out to buy an entire wardrobe’s worth of black turtlenecks and a beret.
Please excuse me: running out to buy an entire wardrobe’s worth of black turtlenecks and a beret.
Aaaand, 25 minutes.
I am SO going back for more!
I am SO going back for more!
February 8, 2026 at 2:54 PM
On sober reflection, I am going to make “artsy 🚬” my entire personality now.
Please excuse me: running out to buy an entire wardrobe’s worth of black turtlenecks and a beret.
Please excuse me: running out to buy an entire wardrobe’s worth of black turtlenecks and a beret.
I used to do a much more international version of what I do now, and I very much do NOT miss the "glamorous business travel" part of it.
(says the guy who's going to fly to NY for a *lunch*.)
(says the guy who's going to fly to NY for a *lunch*.)
My vp just called me (on a Saturday evening) and asked me to meet him in Frankfurt next week for an important business partner dinner lmfao ok boss I will fly to the other side of the globe for one (1) lil dinner 🫡
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I used to do a much more international version of what I do now, and I very much do NOT miss the "glamorous business travel" part of it.
(says the guy who's going to fly to NY for a *lunch*.)
(says the guy who's going to fly to NY for a *lunch*.)
A big draw, a Jones of unusual size, and a cattatack: today has been a good day.
#Ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats #toebeans
#Ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats #toebeans
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 AM
A big draw, a Jones of unusual size, and a cattatack: today has been a good day.
#Ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats #toebeans
#Ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats #toebeans
Yeah, disappointment wins, but I am inspired to persist.
Barely able to contain my excitement about doing some more figure drawing tomorrow, yet also preemptively anxious about how disappointed I'll be with my output.
Thanks, brain, thanks for nothing.
Jerk.
Thanks, brain, thanks for nothing.
Jerk.
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Yeah, disappointment wins, but I am inspired to persist.
Aaaand, 25 minutes.
I am SO going back for more!
I am SO going back for more!
February 8, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Aaaand, 25 minutes.
I am SO going back for more!
I am SO going back for more!
Five minutes, man.
February 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Five minutes, man.
I am so rusty; might as well be starting from scratch.
Sigh.
A selection from the 1mn warm-up poses.
Sigh.
A selection from the 1mn warm-up poses.
February 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I am so rusty; might as well be starting from scratch.
Sigh.
A selection from the 1mn warm-up poses.
Sigh.
A selection from the 1mn warm-up poses.
February 7, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Heterosexuality?
February 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Heterosexuality?
Duck? Duck?
Nope: GOOSE!
Nope: GOOSE!
February 7, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Duck? Duck?
Nope: GOOSE!
Nope: GOOSE!
When Mr. Otto hops off my lap/chest to go munch some kibble.
Barbara - Dis, quand reviendras-tu ?
YouTube video by brunitou
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 6:02 AM
When Mr. Otto hops off my lap/chest to go munch some kibble.
Barely able to contain my excitement about doing some more figure drawing tomorrow, yet also preemptively anxious about how disappointed I'll be with my output.
Thanks, brain, thanks for nothing.
Jerk.
Thanks, brain, thanks for nothing.
Jerk.
February 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Barely able to contain my excitement about doing some more figure drawing tomorrow, yet also preemptively anxious about how disappointed I'll be with my output.
Thanks, brain, thanks for nothing.
Jerk.
Thanks, brain, thanks for nothing.
Jerk.
There are still delicious moments when people discover midwestern whitefolks' cooking, and I LIVE FOR THEM.
Hold up who the fuck puts olives in ground beef tacos?
Had no choice but to pay $40 for a taxi burrito because I couldn't figure out how to decant olives
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 AM
There are still delicious moments when people discover midwestern whitefolks' cooking, and I LIVE FOR THEM.
Despite what the ushers would have you believe, the orchestra tune-up is *not* part of this evening's entertainment.
(unless something unexpected happens, like one of the percussionists sneaks a tennis ball into the tuba or something.)
(unless something unexpected happens, like one of the percussionists sneaks a tennis ball into the tuba or something.)
Usher hitting me with the most judgemental "the show will begin momentarily" when I arrived at the opera 2 minutes after curtain 😫
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Despite what the ushers would have you believe, the orchestra tune-up is *not* part of this evening's entertainment.
(unless something unexpected happens, like one of the percussionists sneaks a tennis ball into the tuba or something.)
(unless something unexpected happens, like one of the percussionists sneaks a tennis ball into the tuba or something.)
Hot and furry stroking action for #FCF: come over here and watch me work this pussy(cat).
#ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats #catvideos
(ninth in a series of “until I lose interest in the bit”)
#ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats #catvideos
(ninth in a series of “until I lose interest in the bit”)
February 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Hot and furry stroking action for #FCF: come over here and watch me work this pussy(cat).
#ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats #catvideos
(ninth in a series of “until I lose interest in the bit”)
#ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats #catvideos
(ninth in a series of “until I lose interest in the bit”)
I may not be worth much, my *silence* is worth its weight in *gold*.
My price? $8k/week.
My price? $8k/week.
if any of you ever think that i’m getting to be too much of a reply guy, you have an option
February 6, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I may not be worth much, my *silence* is worth its weight in *gold*.
My price? $8k/week.
My price? $8k/week.
February 6, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Maaaannnn, screw you for being so good at this game yet ineligible for the presidency.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Maaaannnn, screw you for being so good at this game yet ineligible for the presidency.
So the recession indicator's going from, "consumer sentiment is down" to, "we're expecting some mild starvation."
Dr Oz: "We project that America will lose about 100 million pounds this year, which will make folks a lot healthier."
February 6, 2026 at 4:38 AM
So the recession indicator's going from, "consumer sentiment is down" to, "we're expecting some mild starvation."
How it feels when I'm in the office late and put on some music as a little treat for myself.
STUDIO A | Dombrance – Obama
YouTube video by HRCLS
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 4:33 AM
How it feels when I'm in the office late and put on some music as a little treat for myself.
Drawing cancelled tonight but apparently on for tomorrow?
For once, living life like an aggressively uncool hermit might come in handy!
For once, living life like an aggressively uncool hermit might come in handy!
February 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Drawing cancelled tonight but apparently on for tomorrow?
For once, living life like an aggressively uncool hermit might come in handy!
For once, living life like an aggressively uncool hermit might come in handy!
This should become A Thing Gays Do When Traveling.
Cast off up the shackles of “hotel lighting hits different” and “I’m nude in the airplane loo (and am lingering for too long in order to get the shot)!”
Cast off up the shackles of “hotel lighting hits different” and “I’m nude in the airplane loo (and am lingering for too long in order to get the shot)!”
flashback to last summer when i made an accidental pilgrimage to that mirror.
February 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
This should become A Thing Gays Do When Traveling.
Cast off up the shackles of “hotel lighting hits different” and “I’m nude in the airplane loo (and am lingering for too long in order to get the shot)!”
Cast off up the shackles of “hotel lighting hits different” and “I’m nude in the airplane loo (and am lingering for too long in order to get the shot)!”
This is where you sit down and think very long and hard about all of the choices you have made in life, why perhaps some (and possibly, probably, a series) of them were extremely not the right choice to have made, and what you can possibly do to course-correct and fix your heart.
very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth
February 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
This is where you sit down and think very long and hard about all of the choices you have made in life, why perhaps some (and possibly, probably, a series) of them were extremely not the right choice to have made, and what you can possibly do to course-correct and fix your heart.
Mr. Otto tried out a new “snooze” setting this morning, on my knees rather than my chest.
I was not averse.
#Ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats
I was not averse.
#Ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Mr. Otto tried out a new “snooze” setting this morning, on my knees rather than my chest.
I was not averse.
#Ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats
I was not averse.
#Ottotimes #catsofbluesky #catsky #skycats #cats
I was at a party and had a, “sure, why not?” moment and liked it.
Took a while after that (and a few spectacularly ill-advised “relationships”) before I settled on a lane though.
Took a while after that (and a few spectacularly ill-advised “relationships”) before I settled on a lane though.
how did you know you were a lil fruity ??
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I was at a party and had a, “sure, why not?” moment and liked it.
Took a while after that (and a few spectacularly ill-advised “relationships”) before I settled on a lane though.
Took a while after that (and a few spectacularly ill-advised “relationships”) before I settled on a lane though.