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Cold Bacon
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Digital art glitches and such for fun not for sales. He/Him
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A good friend and her wife need some assistance. Any little bit can help Jay with her transition.
This freakin guy

#dog #roscoe #dogs #animals
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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Hello. If you’re doing a show or a fringe run or anything that needs a poster/illustrations this year, I might be your guy.
Pay as you feel, or not at all, I truly do not mind.
I’m trying to expand my portfolio so you’d also be doing me a favour 🫡
January 30, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Anyone can post jokes like this, and that’s why I’m doing it. Because I’m ANYONE!

Anyone can also watch and enjoy my new comedy special “Rini” on YouTube and get thanked by me. Because YOU’RE anyone, too!

Thank you!

#funny #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes
January 29, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Little foggy Street Scene

February 2018 Chicago

#streetphotography #Chicago #photography #architecture #buildings #streetscene
January 29, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Its PFT day on NNF. Boy did I need it!

#pft #nnf
@pftompkins.bsky.social @nevernotfunny.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:16 PM
January 28, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Random Rainy Fall Chicago Alleyway

October 2017

#alley #Chicago #photography #nightphotography #fall
January 28, 2026 at 1:29 AM
A picture from another timeline

August 2016 Warren Dunes State Park

#warrendunes #lakemichigan #sunshine #beach #photography
#nature
January 28, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Pretty rad song with some pertinent lyrics

youtu.be/a1dn1XKMR3s?...
45 Grave - Evil
YouTube video by ImVitae
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Aaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaæaaaaàaaaaaaaąaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaåaaaaaaaaaâhhhhhĥĥ ... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhbhhhhhh
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Sleepy dog # 489 million on my phone
Stare at this for awhile today and imagine being this comfortable and unbothered

#dog #dogs #pets #sleepydog #photograph
January 24, 2026 at 4:33 PM
What if this whole crusade's a charade
And behind it all there's a price to be paid
For the blood which we dine
Justified in the name of the holy and the divine
January 24, 2026 at 1:22 AM
This is a question we should all be asking ourselves daily about lots of things

youtu.be/xwhBRJStz7w?...
Nine Inch Nails - The Hand That Feeds
YouTube video by NineInchNailsVEVO
youtu.be
January 24, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Calling your representatives works. They definitely hold your singular call as the same weight as the $2M they got from Corp CO Inc.
January 23, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Fuuuuuck. Dead on.
January 23, 2026 at 5:46 AM
One of gods gifts to humans.
January 23, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Stop posting about "crimes" youre going to do is probably a good idea.
January 23, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Say hello to everything you've left behind.
It's even more part of your life now that you can't touch it

-failure - the nurse who loved me
January 23, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Every single person online's opinion about ANYTHING is bad and dumb.

Except mine. I know everything. Every take that I have is immaculate.
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 PM
January 19, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I did a reverse reverse mortgage because the rat from Beakman's World told me to on the teevee.
January 19, 2026 at 2:22 AM
You're never alone with forever chemicals.
January 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
January 18, 2026 at 2:18 AM
January 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I fucked up and looked at some pictures from before. 😮
January 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM