Michael
@thecommonsense.bsky.social
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One of my ear buds is dead. All I’m getting is Garfunkel.
November 14, 2024 at 12:32 PM
One of my ear buds is dead. All I’m getting is Garfunkel.
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I like the posts that pretend they are going to be serious “I know I’m going to ruffle some feathers with this one” and then they say something silly. My aunt who died in a fire like those ones too.
December 9, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I like the posts that pretend they are going to be serious “I know I’m going to ruffle some feathers with this one” and then they say something silly. My aunt who died in a fire like those ones too.
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I have a diamond cutter's joke…but it's still a little rough.
December 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I have a diamond cutter's joke…but it's still a little rough.
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I hate spelling errors.
I mean, one simple mistake and your entire tweet is urined.
I mean, one simple mistake and your entire tweet is urined.
December 20, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I hate spelling errors.
I mean, one simple mistake and your entire tweet is urined.
I mean, one simple mistake and your entire tweet is urined.
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My friend had a terrible accident a while ago. He fell into an upholstering machine. He's fully recovered now, though.
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
My friend had a terrible accident a while ago. He fell into an upholstering machine. He's fully recovered now, though.
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I've just written a book about falling down a staircase. It's a step-by-step guide.
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I've just written a book about falling down a staircase. It's a step-by-step guide.
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Drone captures pack of wolves trekking through deep snow. I’ve never seen anything like this. 🥰
December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Drone captures pack of wolves trekking through deep snow. I’ve never seen anything like this. 🥰
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The awe inspiring Grundtvigskirken towers 2 km above icebergs at its base. Sailing through East Greenland's O-fjord, we were blessed with one breathtaking view after another. A privilege to witness!
#bluesky #photography #landscape #travel #nature
#landscapephotography #naturephotography #greenland
#bluesky #photography #landscape #travel #nature
#landscapephotography #naturephotography #greenland
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The awe inspiring Grundtvigskirken towers 2 km above icebergs at its base. Sailing through East Greenland's O-fjord, we were blessed with one breathtaking view after another. A privilege to witness!
#bluesky #photography #landscape #travel #nature
#landscapephotography #naturephotography #greenland
#bluesky #photography #landscape #travel #nature
#landscapephotography #naturephotography #greenland
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Ghostly silhouette of Mont Saint Michel, lost between golden light & morning mist…
December 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Ghostly silhouette of Mont Saint Michel, lost between golden light & morning mist…
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Monthly global climate data update from Berkeley Earth for the month of November 2025.
Third hottest month of November since 1850.
#climate
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Third hottest month of November since 1850.
#climate
datagraver.com/climate-data...
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Monthly global climate data update from Berkeley Earth for the month of November 2025.
Third hottest month of November since 1850.
#climate
datagraver.com/climate-data...
Third hottest month of November since 1850.
#climate
datagraver.com/climate-data...
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My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.
So I had to put my foot down.
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.
So I had to put my foot down.
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December 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Mother Nature's Christmas Lights
While actually captured in April, the scene reminds me of the lights of the season... and that I really need to get around to putting mine up!
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#Aurora #PacificOcean #Nightscape #SouthernLights #Seascape #EastCoastKin #TravelTuesday #Landscape #Photography
While actually captured in April, the scene reminds me of the lights of the season... and that I really need to get around to putting mine up!
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#Aurora #PacificOcean #Nightscape #SouthernLights #Seascape #EastCoastKin #TravelTuesday #Landscape #Photography
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Mother Nature's Christmas Lights
While actually captured in April, the scene reminds me of the lights of the season... and that I really need to get around to putting mine up!
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#Aurora #PacificOcean #Nightscape #SouthernLights #Seascape #EastCoastKin #TravelTuesday #Landscape #Photography
While actually captured in April, the scene reminds me of the lights of the season... and that I really need to get around to putting mine up!
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#Aurora #PacificOcean #Nightscape #SouthernLights #Seascape #EastCoastKin #TravelTuesday #Landscape #Photography
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How do you know when you're drowning in milk?
When it's pasteurize.
When it's pasteurize.
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
How do you know when you're drowning in milk?
When it's pasteurize.
When it's pasteurize.
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So many people these days are too judgmental.
I can tell that just by looking at them.
I can tell that just by looking at them.
December 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
So many people these days are too judgmental.
I can tell that just by looking at them.
I can tell that just by looking at them.
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Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester!
I thought it was a nice jester!
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester!
I thought it was a nice jester!
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I was in a good mood until I started petting a duckling in the park. Then I started feeling a little down.
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I was in a good mood until I started petting a duckling in the park. Then I started feeling a little down.
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Never mind the ice, I've just slipped on the floor in the local library...
I was in the non-friction section.
I was in the non-friction section.
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Never mind the ice, I've just slipped on the floor in the local library...
I was in the non-friction section.
I was in the non-friction section.
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My subscription to Scrabble Club expired.
Now they're sending me threatening letters.
Now they're sending me threatening letters.
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My subscription to Scrabble Club expired.
Now they're sending me threatening letters.
Now they're sending me threatening letters.
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A quiet moment with a pint-sized Northern Saw-whet Owl. Such a mesmerizing little gremlin!
#birds #owl #nature #wildlife #photography
#birds #owl #nature #wildlife #photography
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A quiet moment with a pint-sized Northern Saw-whet Owl. Such a mesmerizing little gremlin!
#birds #owl #nature #wildlife #photography
#birds #owl #nature #wildlife #photography
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They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time.
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time.
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Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
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Yesterday, I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person.
Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.
Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Yesterday, I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person.
Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.
Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.
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The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo. That stuff was bananas.
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo. That stuff was bananas.
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I was walking through a quarry and said to the foreman, 'That's a big rock!' 'Boulder,' he replied. So I puffed out my chest and shouted, 'Look at that enormous rock over there!'
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I was walking through a quarry and said to the foreman, 'That's a big rock!' 'Boulder,' he replied. So I puffed out my chest and shouted, 'Look at that enormous rock over there!'