Michael
@thecommonsense.bsky.social
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My friend had a terrible accident a while ago. He fell into an upholstering machine. He's fully recovered now, though.
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
My friend had a terrible accident a while ago. He fell into an upholstering machine. He's fully recovered now, though.
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I've just written a book about falling down a staircase. It's a step-by-step guide.
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I've just written a book about falling down a staircase. It's a step-by-step guide.
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Drone captures pack of wolves trekking through deep snow. I’ve never seen anything like this. 🥰
December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Drone captures pack of wolves trekking through deep snow. I’ve never seen anything like this. 🥰
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The awe inspiring Grundtvigskirken towers 2 km above icebergs at its base. Sailing through East Greenland's O-fjord, we were blessed with one breathtaking view after another. A privilege to witness!
#bluesky #photography #landscape #travel #nature
#landscapephotography #naturephotography #greenland
#bluesky #photography #landscape #travel #nature
#landscapephotography #naturephotography #greenland
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The awe inspiring Grundtvigskirken towers 2 km above icebergs at its base. Sailing through East Greenland's O-fjord, we were blessed with one breathtaking view after another. A privilege to witness!
#bluesky #photography #landscape #travel #nature
#landscapephotography #naturephotography #greenland
#bluesky #photography #landscape #travel #nature
#landscapephotography #naturephotography #greenland
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Ghostly silhouette of Mont Saint Michel, lost between golden light & morning mist…
December 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Ghostly silhouette of Mont Saint Michel, lost between golden light & morning mist…
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Monthly global climate data update from Berkeley Earth for the month of November 2025.
Third hottest month of November since 1850.
#climate
datagraver.com/climate-data...
Third hottest month of November since 1850.
#climate
datagraver.com/climate-data...
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Monthly global climate data update from Berkeley Earth for the month of November 2025.
Third hottest month of November since 1850.
#climate
datagraver.com/climate-data...
Third hottest month of November since 1850.
#climate
datagraver.com/climate-data...
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My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.
So I had to put my foot down.
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.
So I had to put my foot down.
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December 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Mother Nature's Christmas Lights
While actually captured in April, the scene reminds me of the lights of the season... and that I really need to get around to putting mine up!
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#Aurora #PacificOcean #Nightscape #SouthernLights #Seascape #EastCoastKin #TravelTuesday #Landscape #Photography
While actually captured in April, the scene reminds me of the lights of the season... and that I really need to get around to putting mine up!
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#Aurora #PacificOcean #Nightscape #SouthernLights #Seascape #EastCoastKin #TravelTuesday #Landscape #Photography
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Mother Nature's Christmas Lights
While actually captured in April, the scene reminds me of the lights of the season... and that I really need to get around to putting mine up!
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#Aurora #PacificOcean #Nightscape #SouthernLights #Seascape #EastCoastKin #TravelTuesday #Landscape #Photography
While actually captured in April, the scene reminds me of the lights of the season... and that I really need to get around to putting mine up!
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#Aurora #PacificOcean #Nightscape #SouthernLights #Seascape #EastCoastKin #TravelTuesday #Landscape #Photography
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How do you know when you're drowning in milk?
When it's pasteurize.
When it's pasteurize.
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
How do you know when you're drowning in milk?
When it's pasteurize.
When it's pasteurize.
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So many people these days are too judgmental.
I can tell that just by looking at them.
I can tell that just by looking at them.
December 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
So many people these days are too judgmental.
I can tell that just by looking at them.
I can tell that just by looking at them.
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Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester!
I thought it was a nice jester!
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester!
I thought it was a nice jester!
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I was in a good mood until I started petting a duckling in the park. Then I started feeling a little down.
December 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I was in a good mood until I started petting a duckling in the park. Then I started feeling a little down.
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Never mind the ice, I've just slipped on the floor in the local library...
I was in the non-friction section.
I was in the non-friction section.
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Never mind the ice, I've just slipped on the floor in the local library...
I was in the non-friction section.
I was in the non-friction section.
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My subscription to Scrabble Club expired.
Now they're sending me threatening letters.
Now they're sending me threatening letters.
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My subscription to Scrabble Club expired.
Now they're sending me threatening letters.
Now they're sending me threatening letters.
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A quiet moment with a pint-sized Northern Saw-whet Owl. Such a mesmerizing little gremlin!
#birds #owl #nature #wildlife #photography
#birds #owl #nature #wildlife #photography
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A quiet moment with a pint-sized Northern Saw-whet Owl. Such a mesmerizing little gremlin!
#birds #owl #nature #wildlife #photography
#birds #owl #nature #wildlife #photography
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They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time.
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time.
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Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
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Yesterday, I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person.
Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.
Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Yesterday, I gave up my seat on the bus for a blind person.
Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.
Today, I lost my job as a bus driver.
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The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo. That stuff was bananas.
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo. That stuff was bananas.
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I was walking through a quarry and said to the foreman, 'That's a big rock!' 'Boulder,' he replied. So I puffed out my chest and shouted, 'Look at that enormous rock over there!'
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I was walking through a quarry and said to the foreman, 'That's a big rock!' 'Boulder,' he replied. So I puffed out my chest and shouted, 'Look at that enormous rock over there!'
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My ex-girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number. I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My ex-girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number. I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.
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How does it feel when you cross a melon with a cauliflower?
Melancholy.
Melancholy.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
How does it feel when you cross a melon with a cauliflower?
Melancholy.
Melancholy.
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My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and bring it back... Seems a bit far-fetched!
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and bring it back... Seems a bit far-fetched!
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I'm reading a book about WD-40. It's non-friction.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm reading a book about WD-40. It's non-friction.