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🏳️‍⚧️ Eli Riots
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🏳️‍⚧️ Eli Riots @theeliriots.bsky.social · Aug 3
Opening up some headshot commissions to help make ends meet! $30 gets you a character token for your TTRPG needs: ko-fi.com/elijah_johns...
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trash-artificer.bsky.social
🌩️ sfw main page variant 🪨
Very hetero ”Team building exercise” for the Theros giant gay idiot rivals

The thing is, Mardrid could misty step away at any time. It’s almost like she wants to be there or something? Weird
#OCart #DndCharacter #Theros
Warm pastel palette digital art of Kalemne (stone giant soldier woman) pinning Mardrid (1/2 cloud giant Rune Knight) in a rather undignified pose
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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secretagentsheep.bsky.social
This just in: Giant 7 foot tall dragon man embodying the rage of the sea kept at bay (hah) by tiny 5'4 star druid brother

WIP sneak peak! bc I gotta draw these two more

#dnd #WIP #elfenjoyer #drow
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
theeliriots.bsky.social
I’m not even an hour in and this episode is tearing my heart out oh my god fuck you guys and your misleading thumbnails
theeliriots.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️ Eli Riots @theeliriots.bsky.social · 8d
THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT RIPTIDE IS BACK ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Got the absolute cutest picture of Meryl watching @rifftrax.com with me last night 😭 she loves Honor & Glory as much as I do i guess
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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wittywebhandle.bsky.social
The "Where's My Wife" Fit Featuring 4 protaganists all wearing Jeans, A green / dark shirt, and bomber overcoat. James Sunderland Sebastian Castellanos Alan Wake Ethan Winters
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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mothdoesthings.bsky.social
I was mostly proud of the socks but then I added lighting to the corset and lost it 👀

Anyways, this one is @soulcastlefilms.bsky.social 's Drake and he looks good in green 😔✨️

#commission #myart #artcommissions
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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mewsmeme.bsky.social
the silliest goober
#jrwi
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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theoddshine.bsky.social
🇬🇧 The shop has been updated! Check out the Squid Game x BG3 sticker, cute Palia World pins and Umbrella Corp Pride stickers :D
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🇫🇷 Nouveautés sur la boutique! Un sticker BG3 x Squid Game, des pins Palia World et des stickers Umbrella Corp des fiertés :D
#paliaworld #palia #bg3 #bg3merch #indieart
Screenshot of our Etsy shop showing pictures and prices of the products listed on the post
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down. November 24, 2025" Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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wooliewoolz.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
theeliriots.bsky.social
I still maintain that Taissa ate dirt while she was sleepwalking because she wanted to test if Van would still love her if she was a worm #yellowjackets
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Eagle-eyed @rifftrax.com fans will recognize the lady in this classic video as the villain from Stitches. Hard to say which is worse, to be honest. youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE
Rappin' for Jesus
YouTube video by Brian Spinney
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November 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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ChromaPokopia is this anything #Pokopia #Ditto
Ditto from Pokopia recreating the album cover for Chromakopia by Tyler, The Creator. It is a monochromatic green image with Ditto facing stage right holding her hand up The album cover for Chromakopia by Tyler, The Creator. It is a monochromatic green image with Tyler in military garb and a mask of his own face facing stage right holding his hand up
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
theeliriots.bsky.social
I said this at the vet appointment that day and both the vet AND the vet tech lost their minds they thought it was so funny.
theeliriots.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️ Eli Riots @theeliriots.bsky.social · 16d
Hot girl with tummy problems
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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theeliriots.bsky.social
What started as a simple desire to see Yasha from #CriticalRole hit the Led Zeppelin Icarus pose turned into my One Big Artwork of the year and honestly I’m just glad to see I’ve still got it in me.

Looking forward to the animated series too.
Yasha Nydoorin from Critical Role campaign 2 against a backdrop of storm clouds lit as if by a sunset. Lightning flashes around her and she is looking up to the sky with her arms outstretched in a recreation of Led Zeppelin’s Icarus artwork. Her white feathery wings are outspread with feathers falling away to reveal skeletal black wings beneath.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE TIMELAPSE? you can see my mistakes and fussing over minute details but i’m posting it anyway im so brave

Song is “Glory” by Nova Twins
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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vrunt.social
kiss 'em all and let god hug 'em out
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
theeliriots.bsky.social
I will never understand people who want to be able to romance Nick Valentine from Fallout 4. I am all for robot fucking in general but like. That’s the Team Dad. It’s like wanting to fuck Tom Hanks it’s just weird to me.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
theeliriots.bsky.social
Literally anybody: *mentions whale calls*

Me: I should listen to FMTS again
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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eyepatchwolf.bsky.social
I just... look we're... we're talking about the horse girl anime and Riverdale. This one was a lot.

youtu.be/6_Qhkhk_yio?...
Umamusume vs Riverdale
YouTube video by Versus Wolves
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November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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dottea.bsky.social
Reuniting after being held apart in a high security prison for four years : > #greyloved #ocsky #doodle
Sketch piece of Beloved (a tiefling warlock) and Grey (human swashbuckling rogue) embraced and kissing. Grey is holding Beloved up so he has to bow in to kiss him, hands reaching and grabbing for him. Tender but also with that need to be closer.
November 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
theeliriots.bsky.social
This brand we sell at work has a women’s shirt style named Ridley and a men’s shirt style named Kylo… 🤨
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Opening up some headshot commissions to help make ends meet! $30 gets you a character token for your TTRPG needs: ko-fi.com/elijah_johns...
August 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I’m glad Black Friday is getting its time to shine, sick of poser Fridayheads who only like Fridaycore or Thrash Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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shakeenz.bsky.social
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM