The Good Morning Man
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Whenever there's a Morning, I'll be having a Good one!
It's Always Morning Somewhere!!!
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It's Always Morning Somewhere!!!
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You can be a Wizard of Love and a Dragon of Good Morning!!! Good Morning!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
You can be a Wizard of Love and a Dragon of Good Morning!!! Good Morning!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
Excuse me. I said, "BEHOLD THE BIRD!!!"
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Excuse me. I said, "BEHOLD THE BIRD!!!"
It's so nice to take care of an old friend. Gently, not like it's a chore. Good Morning!!!
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It's so nice to take care of an old friend. Gently, not like it's a chore. Good Morning!!!
Don't do it out of fear, do it out of the wisdom to avoid suffering. Good Morning!!!
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Don't do it out of fear, do it out of the wisdom to avoid suffering. Good Morning!!!
Good Morning!!! Do Hope!!!
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Good Morning!!! Do Hope!!!
Good Morning!!! Always smile.
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Good Morning!!! Always smile.
It's okay, giving up when it counts seems to be going around these days. Happy Monday.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It's okay, giving up when it counts seems to be going around these days. Happy Monday.
Listen, neither of us want to see you happen onto some disturbingly bad luck, so why don't you just relax and eat the goddamn brunch that's been put in front of you? Good Morning!!!
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Listen, neither of us want to see you happen onto some disturbingly bad luck, so why don't you just relax and eat the goddamn brunch that's been put in front of you? Good Morning!!!
Wishing to you and yours that Blissful Joy will overwhelm your every sense today!!!
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Wishing to you and yours that Blissful Joy will overwhelm your every sense today!!!
HAPPY FRIDAY NO RULES OR CONSEQUENCES HAVE FUN PARTY HARD GET STUPID THE WEEKEND IS HERE GO PSYCHO EVERYTHING IS FAIR GAME DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
HAPPY FRIDAY NO RULES OR CONSEQUENCES HAVE FUN PARTY HARD GET STUPID THE WEEKEND IS HERE GO PSYCHO EVERYTHING IS FAIR GAME DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
I hope you know what is good for you and that you're having a Good Morning thanks to clear expectations!!!
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I hope you know what is good for you and that you're having a Good Morning thanks to clear expectations!!!
I also don't like to bring but I am one of the most prolific wishers to have ever lived. Good Morning!!!
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I also don't like to bring but I am one of the most prolific wishers to have ever lived. Good Morning!!!
RIP, dick.
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
RIP, dick.
Mr. Timekeeper, TEAR DOWN THAT CLOCK!!!
November 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Mr. Timekeeper, TEAR DOWN THAT CLOCK!!!
When do you tear down the calendar? When do you smash the clock? When do you break the candle? Good Morning!!!
November 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
When do you tear down the calendar? When do you smash the clock? When do you break the candle? Good Morning!!!
Any good sciencer can tell you, no one can predict if you're going to have a Good Morning, so it's up to you to choose one every day no matter what!!!
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Any good sciencer can tell you, no one can predict if you're going to have a Good Morning, so it's up to you to choose one every day no matter what!!!
Happy Halloween!!! Horrors abound in every direction!!!
October 31, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Happy Halloween!!! Horrors abound in every direction!!!
Reposted by The Good Morning Man
If nonviolent resistance doesn't work, why are they trying so hard to make it illegal?
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If nonviolent resistance doesn't work, why are they trying so hard to make it illegal?
Reposted by The Good Morning Man
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
Mema Morning Man used to always say, "You don't need a calendar to tell you the leaves are falling." Now, at the time, I didn't take it too seriously because she was a little bit of a domestic extremist, but it turns out she was right. You don't need a clock either.
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Mema Morning Man used to always say, "You don't need a calendar to tell you the leaves are falling." Now, at the time, I didn't take it too seriously because she was a little bit of a domestic extremist, but it turns out she was right. You don't need a clock either.
The best time to start having a Good Morning every day? Since the birth of dawn. The second best time to start having a Good Morning each and every day? Right now!!!
October 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
The best time to start having a Good Morning every day? Since the birth of dawn. The second best time to start having a Good Morning each and every day? Right now!!!
GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!
October 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!
When do we tear down the calendar? When do we smash the clock? When do we break the candle? Every Monday I ask myself, when is enough enough? The only when is now. But it still isn't happening.
October 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
When do we tear down the calendar? When do we smash the clock? When do we break the candle? Every Monday I ask myself, when is enough enough? The only when is now. But it still isn't happening.
"Listen, the sooner we get this throne room done, the sooner everything goes back to normal." "Okay, cool! I love normal."
October 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
"Listen, the sooner we get this throne room done, the sooner everything goes back to normal." "Okay, cool! I love normal."
I SAID SMILE HARDER!!! GOOD MORNING!!!
October 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I SAID SMILE HARDER!!! GOOD MORNING!!!