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@thehaystings.bsky.social

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Plains Born, Mountain Raised, City Dweller (Denver, CO)

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Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · Sep 14

The same conservatives that cherry pick the Bible & the Constitution but now we suddenly need "context"?

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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 3d

The Louvre thieves caught on camera!

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Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 2d

At what point does Google stop telling me every morning that my "route has heavier than usual traffic" & just start calling it "traffic".

Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 3d

I literally tasted this photo...🤯

Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 3d

There are a lot of injustices in the world right now, but the most glaring one is the fact that Tim Burton has not done an Edgar Allen Poe biopic.

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Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 3d

Crying at halftime of this #Broncos game but not because of the 💩 performance...

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Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 4d

Just a normal Saturday night for me...

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Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 5d

:: confused in vampire::

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Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 5d

Right?!

Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 5d

Continuing the musical journey I can tell you that Dire Straits "Brothers in Arms" also slaps. Especially when played at a volume that Spotify is like, "Are you sure it needs to be this loud?"

Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 5d

Listening to "Dark Side of the Moon" with Spotify's lossless playback...❤️❤️❤️
This is so good!

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Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 5d

Listening to "Dark Side of the Moon" with Spotify's lossless playback...❤️❤️❤️
This is so good!

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 5d

If you're going to No Kings tomorrow, leave the bear spray, weapons, and zip ties at home - this isn't a Republican event.

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Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 5d

Steve from "Blue's Clues" dropping literal mind bombs here...

"Why is it so much easier to worship a god we cannot see than it is to coexist with a neighbor we can?" - Alive with Steve Burns

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Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 6d

Whoever came up with 1.5x speed for training videos is a god damn genius!

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Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 10d

The fact that this is quite accurate 🫣😬😳

Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 11d

That drag queen though...

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Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 12d

As a 40+ year old white male, I think I'm supposed to be pissed about this Bad Bunny Super Bowl Half Time show but, here I am doubling down.🤷‍♂️ #SuperBowl #BadBunny #HalftimeShow #Music

A person is holding a black and gold Prime Energy Drink can. The can has the words "PESO PLUMA" in gold near the top. The word "PRIME" is prominently featured vertically in large, bold, gold lettering down the center. The background of the can is black and covered in small white outlines of symbols like dollar signs, diamonds, and spiderwebs. The label also indicates it is a "ENERGY DRINK" and contains "16 FL OZ (473mL)".

Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 12d

All I can see

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Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 13d

We were recently in Sterling for a wedding & we like to be Zillow creeps & stumbled across this gem...
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 13d

If you rename the Department of Defense the Department of War, then bomb fishing boats in the Caribbean, and shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper bullet, you should automatically be barred from receiving the Nobel Peace Prize for the rest of your life.

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Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 13d

We left the theater tonight & walked past the convention center & all I can say to you is...

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Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 13d

Reads between the lines... "It's 💩"

Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 13d

The new @denvercenter.bsky.social season has begun! 🎭🎟️ #Theater #Season #Denver

A first-person perspective shows a person holding a playbill for "Shucked" in a crowded theater. The playbill has a large image of an ear of corn on the cob against a yellow background. In the background, many audience members are seated, and the stage is visible with blue lighting and what appears to be a natural, possibly forest-like, set design. The theater has multiple levels of seating, and the overall lighting is dim, highlighting the stage and scattered blue lights in the architecture.

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Zac @thehaystings.bsky.social · 14d

IYKYK

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14d