Mx Jon
@thejonstaples.bsky.social
They/Them, trans/nonbinary
Mainer in the godless south (New Hampshire).
Trying to find levity in the face of *gestures broadly*.
Very strong feelings about lighthouses.
Mainer in the godless south (New Hampshire).
Trying to find levity in the face of *gestures broadly*.
Very strong feelings about lighthouses.
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Every actor's Wikipedia is like "Went to Julliard. Studied under Lee Strasberg. Played the lead in an award winning production of Waiting for Godot. Moved to Hollywood and played The Fartmaster in the third Fartmaster film."
February 1, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Every actor's Wikipedia is like "Went to Julliard. Studied under Lee Strasberg. Played the lead in an award winning production of Waiting for Godot. Moved to Hollywood and played The Fartmaster in the third Fartmaster film."
Parasitic/symbiotic slug fight, no hosts, just slugs. Who wins between trill, yeerks, and goa'uld?
January 31, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Parasitic/symbiotic slug fight, no hosts, just slugs. Who wins between trill, yeerks, and goa'uld?
I am so glad I never got mixed up with 4chan.
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I am so glad I never got mixed up with 4chan.
So #WonderMan was really great. Strong recommendation from me.
January 31, 2026 at 2:43 PM
So #WonderMan was really great. Strong recommendation from me.
Hoo boy, the Disney Adventure certainly is a homely ship, isn't she?
January 30, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Hoo boy, the Disney Adventure certainly is a homely ship, isn't she?
I fucking hate that we call them "skeets"
January 30, 2026 at 10:19 AM
I fucking hate that we call them "skeets"
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I love Star Trek because I love escaping into the fantasy that there's a future.
July 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I love Star Trek because I love escaping into the fantasy that there's a future.
We don't use the 50 cent coin enough.
January 30, 2026 at 9:05 AM
We don't use the 50 cent coin enough.
My doctor always asks me questions like "How's it going with the Abilify?" You mean the Aripiprazole? I may live comfortably, but I'm sure as hell not making name-brand pharmaceuticals money.
January 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
My doctor always asks me questions like "How's it going with the Abilify?" You mean the Aripiprazole? I may live comfortably, but I'm sure as hell not making name-brand pharmaceuticals money.
What is the singular of ravioli? Is it raviolus or raviolum?
January 27, 2026 at 10:37 PM
What is the singular of ravioli? Is it raviolus or raviolum?
Thought I might get a tattoo of the original fresnel lens from the lighthouse where my wife and I got engaged, but then I remembered I promised my artist no more straight lines and concentric circles and, well...
January 25, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Thought I might get a tattoo of the original fresnel lens from the lighthouse where my wife and I got engaged, but then I remembered I promised my artist no more straight lines and concentric circles and, well...
Am I the only queer person who has absolutely no interest in Heated Rivalry?
January 24, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Am I the only queer person who has absolutely no interest in Heated Rivalry?
"I'm upset that this coming of age story set in a school is full of young people learning lessons" is such a dumb criticism of Starfleet Academy.
January 23, 2026 at 7:51 PM
"I'm upset that this coming of age story set in a school is full of young people learning lessons" is such a dumb criticism of Starfleet Academy.
Love kicking off the workday with an office-wide phone and internet outage. Wakes you up better than coffee.
January 21, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Love kicking off the workday with an office-wide phone and internet outage. Wakes you up better than coffee.
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Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything
I am sick and tired of living in unprecedented times (for the last 25 years)
January 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I am sick and tired of living in unprecedented times (for the last 25 years)
Nahla Ake is Star Trek's most cat-coded character (no offense to T'Ana and M'Ress)
January 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Nahla Ake is Star Trek's most cat-coded character (no offense to T'Ana and M'Ress)
You guys I'm a little late to the party but Starfleet Academy is REALLY GOOD
January 17, 2026 at 11:28 AM
You guys I'm a little late to the party but Starfleet Academy is REALLY GOOD
I want to post something clever but I can't think of anything. Do me a solid and pretend I said something witty, ok?
January 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I want to post something clever but I can't think of anything. Do me a solid and pretend I said something witty, ok?
This morning I forgot to take off my glasses before getting into the shower and when the lenses fogged up I thought I was going blind.
The day has not gone uphill from there.
The day has not gone uphill from there.
January 8, 2026 at 6:36 PM
This morning I forgot to take off my glasses before getting into the shower and when the lenses fogged up I thought I was going blind.
The day has not gone uphill from there.
The day has not gone uphill from there.
I once threw my back out while pooping. At work. I had to go home because of it.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I once threw my back out while pooping. At work. I had to go home because of it.
Mmm the Montreal steak seasoning sandwich, a struggle meal so depressing I don't tell my wife it's still one of my comfort foods.
So... That's where I'm at psychologically rn.
So... That's where I'm at psychologically rn.
January 6, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Mmm the Montreal steak seasoning sandwich, a struggle meal so depressing I don't tell my wife it's still one of my comfort foods.
So... That's where I'm at psychologically rn.
So... That's where I'm at psychologically rn.
Not trusting this lull we're having at work. Most days I haven't even had a chance to start drinking my coffee by now, and today I've already finished it.
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Not trusting this lull we're having at work. Most days I haven't even had a chance to start drinking my coffee by now, and today I've already finished it.
Goddamn, the horrors do be persisting, don't they?
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Goddamn, the horrors do be persisting, don't they?
Alarming to me that shorts-in-the-winter guys have voting rights.
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Alarming to me that shorts-in-the-winter guys have voting rights.