THEJordonBrown
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
thejordonbrown.bsky.social
Every comedian ranting about how they deserved their Saudi paycheck is acting like they were just there at the behest of the public and this was actually humanitarian comedy.

What an absolute joke, but not a funny one.
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jcrutchmer.bsky.social
Would have made the first words in this post “In a New Netflix film,” but I’m built different
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NPR @npr.org · 14h
A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga
Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'
A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.
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thejordonbrown.bsky.social
9 years ago, I was at SXSW Eco hearing about how environmental laws could be used to get land back from industrial polluters from keynote…checks notes…RFK Jr.
RFK Jr. in 2016 when he thought the environment was good
thejordonbrown.bsky.social
Picked a helluva day to get our kid circumcised
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
thejordonbrown.bsky.social
I finished The Pitt. Truly one of the most remarkable and upsetting shows I’ve ever seen.
thejordonbrown.bsky.social
Don’t know why Pete Davidson needs to go on Shark Tank asking for $500k after the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
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katzish.bsky.social
Got a recent Pulitzer for warning on the spread of autocracy around the globe, after decades of service to the paper? You can bet your butt you're getting laid off by form email, on Yom Kippur
davejorgenson.bsky.social
The Post laid off seemingly the remaining of their liberal-leaning staff members on Opinion last Thursday, when some of them were observing Yom Kippur.

from @oliverdarcy.bsky.social for Status
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thejordonbrown.bsky.social
Gonna move to Portland to start a plywood window company
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Can’t wait to see all the Republicans on the Sunday shows say they haven’t seen this clip
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Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
TONIGHT (and especially for followers outside of NYC who want to get involved):

Join @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social on a special phonebank at 6pm!

Sign up: volunteer.zohranfornyc.com/phonebank-fo...
A graphic with a photo of Brennan Lee Mulligan that says "Phone Bank with Zohran, Wednesday, October 8th at 6pm."
thejordonbrown.bsky.social
I bet the sternly worded letter from Chuck Schumer is going to solve this whole thing
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I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?
Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.
thejordonbrown.bsky.social
bUt hE pOStS gReAT mEmEs
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Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
thejordonbrown.bsky.social
Last night I watched episode 8 of The Pitt while my two week old son slept on my chest.

Anyway, scripted television was a mistake and I welcome the AI slop overlords.
thejordonbrown.bsky.social
Gain has a new campaign called “scent of Oz” and I feel like no one at the company said the phrase out loud before moving full steam ahead
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gbrockell.bsky.social
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
thejordonbrown.bsky.social
After Mare of Easttown and Task, I can’t wait to see what comes next in the Wooder Ice Cinematic Universe
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Sounds like Republicans ought to get all the Republicans who form the Republican majorities in the Republican-led House and the Republican-led Senate together to pass the budget that Republicans wrote with the Republican White House and that Republicans now insist absolutely must be passed.
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Sean Duffy says the safety of the air traffic control system will start being impacted next Sunday if the shutdown continues
thejordonbrown.bsky.social
We have ants in our house, and this morning I saw a bunch of them caught in a spiderweb, and I told the spider “Good work.” I’ve never felt more connected to @soundoftheforest.bsky.social in my life.
thejordonbrown.bsky.social
The scene in Uncle Buck where his car backfires and all the kids at school think it’s a gunshot and drop to the ground sure was a lot funnier in 1989
thejordonbrown.bsky.social
I think it is the best possible way to watch the show and also a catastrophic mistake
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kojamf.bsky.social
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
thejordonbrown.bsky.social
In my sleep deprived from having a 10 day old baby state, I decided to binge Scavengers Reign for the first time. I believe I am the first person to see this show as it was intended.
thejordonbrown.bsky.social
This obviously isn’t in the top 20 reasons to move to Canada, but never seeing a prescription medicine commercial again is somewhere on the list