🎃 Josh-O-Lantern 🎃
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Affable Doofus | Love you, Carol (2005-Jan 1, 2024) | "Bravest" Pisspig Journalist, per PFT
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Paul F. Tompkins is doing what he does best: everything
It's pure entertainment.
isthmus.com
I was lucky enough to chat with @pftompkins.bsky.social for @isthmusmadison.bsky.social about Varietopia! PFT was so generous with his time, anecdotes, and interest in me as a fellow improviser. Truly honored to get to write about one of the best to ever do it: isthmus.com/arts/stage/p...
Spotify Wrapped whispered in my ear portents of great and vast doom, but it also said my listening age was 67 so clearly it cannot be trusted
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Spotify Wrapped whispered in my ear portents of great and vast doom, but it also said my listening age was 67 so clearly it cannot be trusted
Holy fucking shit
The crisis is upon us
Earth CBB Prime, save us all
The crisis is upon us
Earth CBB Prime, save us all
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Holy fucking shit
The crisis is upon us
Earth CBB Prime, save us all
The crisis is upon us
Earth CBB Prime, save us all
This is my best friend Bat Man
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This is my best friend Bat Man
You should see the firewood; I couldn't even get it through the door!
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
You should see the firewood; I couldn't even get it through the door!
My Intro to Film Analysis went over real well with the kids today! They already knew the difference between SFX and VFX and were simply glued to the scenes that were being broken down. Always nice to feel accomplished eh?
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My Intro to Film Analysis went over real well with the kids today! They already knew the difference between SFX and VFX and were simply glued to the scenes that were being broken down. Always nice to feel accomplished eh?
Late to the party but we just watched Friendship (2024) and yeah it really is like if The Cable Guy and Punch-Drunk Love had a dang baby.
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Late to the party but we just watched Friendship (2024) and yeah it really is like if The Cable Guy and Punch-Drunk Love had a dang baby.
Playing RimWorld instead of unpacking or making a lesson or reading, living the dream
November 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Playing RimWorld instead of unpacking or making a lesson or reading, living the dream
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Its time for a day at the movies.
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Its time for a day at the movies.
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
Sweet Boy and his Pirate Rooster
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Sweet Boy and his Pirate Rooster
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He looks like a Satoshi Kon character. Del Griffith is beautiful and my friend
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
He looks like a Satoshi Kon character. Del Griffith is beautiful and my friend
Grateful for my sweet angel dogboy, my pals, my lady, this new house, and my enduring affability.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Grateful for my sweet angel dogboy, my pals, my lady, this new house, and my enduring affability.
Yep, we finally made it!
Now just to move everything. Where's Ripley and her power loader when you need her?
Now just to move everything. Where's Ripley and her power loader when you need her?
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Yep, we finally made it!
Now just to move everything. Where's Ripley and her power loader when you need her?
Now just to move everything. Where's Ripley and her power loader when you need her?
Nailed corn: almost one million views. I got into the wrong profession, jeez louise.
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Nailed corn: almost one million views. I got into the wrong profession, jeez louise.
Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free
Millions of peaches, peaches for free
I'll make it this time
I'm ready to cross that fine line
I'm ready to cross that fine line
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free
Millions of peaches, peaches for free
Anybody else ever think about the dog from Anatomy of a Fall?
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Anybody else ever think about the dog from Anatomy of a Fall?
We have plates for every dang occasion. We use different plates for each different piece of dinner. This is the equivalent of George Costanza's shirt-by-emotion organizing system.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We have plates for every dang occasion. We use different plates for each different piece of dinner. This is the equivalent of George Costanza's shirt-by-emotion organizing system.
Just made a Pinheadterest account to find some inspiration for home decor ideas. Man, horror and chains really dominate the aesthetic of all these feeds!
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Just made a Pinheadterest account to find some inspiration for home decor ideas. Man, horror and chains really dominate the aesthetic of all these feeds!
The existence of Tyler, the Creator implies a horrifying reality of a Tyler, the Destroyer
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The existence of Tyler, the Creator implies a horrifying reality of a Tyler, the Destroyer
I am become the Sisyphus of Smoky Chips, weighed down by the weight of my consequences
@milesklee.bsky.social Chip thread intrigue for your viewing
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I am become the Sisyphus of Smoky Chips, weighed down by the weight of my consequences
Masking his pain
DOCTOR: Is now a good time?
ME: Alrighty then.
DOCTOR: You’re very lucky to be alive. Most people don’t survive a dose that high.
MY WIFE: How long is he going to be like this?
DOCTOR: It could be weeks. Exposure to Carrey radiation is very serious.
ME: (sobbing) Somebody stop me!
ME: Alrighty then.
DOCTOR: You’re very lucky to be alive. Most people don’t survive a dose that high.
MY WIFE: How long is he going to be like this?
DOCTOR: It could be weeks. Exposure to Carrey radiation is very serious.
ME: (sobbing) Somebody stop me!
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Masking his pain
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Holidays are coming up, a perfect time to remind your MAGA family members that Epstein is only part of the story, Trump has been importing foreign sex traffickers and giving them special protection.
Then ask, "so did Trump bring the Tate brothers here as a replacement for Epstein's services?"
Then ask, "so did Trump bring the Tate brothers here as a replacement for Epstein's services?"
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Holidays are coming up, a perfect time to remind your MAGA family members that Epstein is only part of the story, Trump has been importing foreign sex traffickers and giving them special protection.
Then ask, "so did Trump bring the Tate brothers here as a replacement for Epstein's services?"
Then ask, "so did Trump bring the Tate brothers here as a replacement for Epstein's services?"
I'm cheering
james comey
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm cheering
@milesklee.bsky.social Chip thread intrigue for your viewing
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
@milesklee.bsky.social Chip thread intrigue for your viewing