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Affable Doofus | Love you, Carol (2005-Jan 1, 2024) | "Bravest" Pisspig Journalist, per PFT
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I was lucky enough to chat with @pftompkins.bsky.social for @isthmusmadison.bsky.social about Varietopia! PFT was so generous with his time, anecdotes, and interest in me as a fellow improviser. Truly honored to get to write about one of the best to ever do it: isthmus.com/arts/stage/p...
Paul F. Tompkins is doing what he does best: everything
It's pure entertainment.
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Holy fucking shit
The crisis is upon us
Earth CBB Prime, save us all
It’s actually happening!!
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This is my best friend Bat Man
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You should see the firewood; I couldn't even get it through the door!
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My Intro to Film Analysis went over real well with the kids today! They already knew the difference between SFX and VFX and were simply glued to the scenes that were being broken down. Always nice to feel accomplished eh?
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Late to the party but we just watched Friendship (2024) and yeah it really is like if The Cable Guy and Punch-Drunk Love had a dang baby.
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Playing RimWorld instead of unpacking or making a lesson or reading, living the dream
November 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Its time for a day at the movies.
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Sweet Boy and his Pirate Rooster
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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He looks like a Satoshi Kon character. Del Griffith is beautiful and my friend
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Grateful for my sweet angel dogboy, my pals, my lady, this new house, and my enduring affability.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Yep, we finally made it!

Now just to move everything. Where's Ripley and her power loader when you need her?
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Nailed corn: almost one million views. I got into the wrong profession, jeez louise.
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free
I'll make it this time
I'm ready to cross that fine line
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Anybody else ever think about the dog from Anatomy of a Fall?
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
We have plates for every dang occasion. We use different plates for each different piece of dinner. This is the equivalent of George Costanza's shirt-by-emotion organizing system.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Just made a Pinheadterest account to find some inspiration for home decor ideas. Man, horror and chains really dominate the aesthetic of all these feeds!
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The existence of Tyler, the Creator implies a horrifying reality of a Tyler, the Destroyer
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I am become the Sisyphus of Smoky Chips, weighed down by the weight of my consequences
@milesklee.bsky.social Chip thread intrigue for your viewing
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Masking his pain
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Jun 19
DOCTOR: Is now a good time?
ME: Alrighty then.
DOCTOR: You’re very lucky to be alive. Most people don’t survive a dose that high.
MY WIFE: How long is he going to be like this?
DOCTOR: It could be weeks. Exposure to Carrey radiation is very serious.
ME: (sobbing) Somebody stop me!
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Egg Boy
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Holidays are coming up, a perfect time to remind your MAGA family members that Epstein is only part of the story, Trump has been importing foreign sex traffickers and giving them special protection.

Then ask, "so did Trump bring the Tate brothers here as a replacement for Epstein's services?"
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I'm cheering
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
@milesklee.bsky.social Chip thread intrigue for your viewing
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Saturday Night
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM