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ARTIST — Landon J. Thomas IV • MISSISSIPPI BOY • virgin • father of 2 • Sr. Pastor, let me beat ministries • hoe coach • Los Angeles • multi-hyphenated musician/storyteller
https://linktr.ee/landonjthomasiv
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ABOUT ME:
-I be playin tennis. Bet you can’t whoop me.
-COWBOY CARTER is my momma’s best album.
-I love d’oui’d. Also love cooking/baking.
-I’m from the epicenter of Black American culture—Mississippi.
-I be playin tennis. Bet you can’t whoop me.
-COWBOY CARTER is my momma’s best album.
-I love d’oui’d. Also love cooking/baking.
-I’m from the epicenter of Black American culture—Mississippi.
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February 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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NO ONE IS GIVING GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERIES TO CHILDREN!
STFU!
STFU!
January 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
NO ONE IS GIVING GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERIES TO CHILDREN!
STFU!
STFU!
Happy Face x DC3
When you’re feeling low, what’s a song that’ll absolutely shift your mood for the better?
Mine definitely are Lovely Day x Bill Withers and All Night X Beyoncé
Mine definitely are Lovely Day x Bill Withers and All Night X Beyoncé
January 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Happy Face x DC3
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If anyone knows of any extra-help, substitute librarian or library worker jobs (especially in the Bay Area) please kindly send them my way! (:
I’ve applied to a couple of places, but either haven’t heard back or they went with someone else.
Long live libraries! ✨💚📚
I’ve applied to a couple of places, but either haven’t heard back or they went with someone else.
Long live libraries! ✨💚📚
January 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If anyone knows of any extra-help, substitute librarian or library worker jobs (especially in the Bay Area) please kindly send them my way! (:
I’ve applied to a couple of places, but either haven’t heard back or they went with someone else.
Long live libraries! ✨💚📚
I’ve applied to a couple of places, but either haven’t heard back or they went with someone else.
Long live libraries! ✨💚📚
This DawnStaleySC v. LSU game is exhilarating
January 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This DawnStaleySC v. LSU game is exhilarating
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They barely wanna give them kids lunch.
NO ONE IS GIVING GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERIES TO CHILDREN!
STFU!
STFU!
January 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They barely wanna give them kids lunch.
Mawninnnnnnnn
January 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I have a feeling someone may need this today.
This is a time that will try all our souls. We must let our friends & family know we see them, we value them & we will stand up to protect everyone’s right to be themselves.
This is a time that will try all our souls. We must let our friends & family know we see them, we value them & we will stand up to protect everyone’s right to be themselves.
January 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I have a feeling someone may need this today.
This is a time that will try all our souls. We must let our friends & family know we see them, we value them & we will stand up to protect everyone’s right to be themselves.
This is a time that will try all our souls. We must let our friends & family know we see them, we value them & we will stand up to protect everyone’s right to be themselves.
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Brace yourselves for Impact…
January 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Brace yourselves for Impact…
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Really proud to publish this essay today. It's from T.C. Martin, one of my former students, about being fat and gay and looking for love: audacity.substack.com/p/the-chase-...
The Chase: In Search of Fat Gay Love
Emerging Writer Series
audacity.substack.com
January 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Really proud to publish this essay today. It's from T.C. Martin, one of my former students, about being fat and gay and looking for love: audacity.substack.com/p/the-chase-...
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Uneducated opinions replacing expertise is how we got here.
January 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Uneducated opinions replacing expertise is how we got here.
Let me watch Sheryl Underwood on Club Shay Shay so I can feel better. I love that lady
January 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Let me watch Sheryl Underwood on Club Shay Shay so I can feel better. I love that lady
SLAP A KRAKKA TODAY
January 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
SLAP A KRAKKA TODAY
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Given the current (🇺🇸) trajectory, I’m deeeeeeply concerned for my family and friends who live in or are relocating to red states—especially my fellow Black queer folks. Project 2025 is in full effect, and this is ONLY just the beginning. 😣
January 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Given the current (🇺🇸) trajectory, I’m deeeeeeply concerned for my family and friends who live in or are relocating to red states—especially my fellow Black queer folks. Project 2025 is in full effect, and this is ONLY just the beginning. 😣
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January 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I want some hot/lemon pepper catfish fried hard.
January 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I want some hot/lemon pepper catfish fried hard.
It’s supposed to rain this weekend. Please let it and no mudslides. We need to clean this airrrrrr 🤞🏾
January 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It’s supposed to rain this weekend. Please let it and no mudslides. We need to clean this airrrrrr 🤞🏾
My order ain’t shipped yet, so they might as well throw my free rice+protein ritual in my box
January 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My order ain’t shipped yet, so they might as well throw my free rice+protein ritual in my box
I wanna cuss that horse lady out so bad!! Ordered more Cecred Saturday & now she wanna give some shit free for orders today-Monday 🤬
January 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I wanna cuss that horse lady out so bad!! Ordered more Cecred Saturday & now she wanna give some shit free for orders today-Monday 🤬
Alyssa Farah Griffin is scum. Fucking ew.
January 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Alyssa Farah Griffin is scum. Fucking ew.
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January 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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