Ayr Jordan
@theloosestforward.bsky.social
Fumbling balls & bad bitches since 1993.
Used to be Loose & Forward, at a couple of different handles. 🏴 New🏰, Edinburgh
Used to be Loose & Forward, at a couple of different handles. 🏴 New🏰, Edinburgh
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See, this is why I occasionally relapse and need to sneak off to have illicit Twitter sex with the Saffas.
At least they respect me for what I am : a professional rugby pundit.
UNLIKE YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS.😤
At least they respect me for what I am : a professional rugby pundit.
UNLIKE YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS.😤
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
See, this is why I occasionally relapse and need to sneak off to have illicit Twitter sex with the Saffas.
At least they respect me for what I am : a professional rugby pundit.
UNLIKE YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS.😤
At least they respect me for what I am : a professional rugby pundit.
UNLIKE YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS.😤
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Above all, they should be naming a stand at the Scottish Gas after whoever it is that was in charge of their scouting programme over the last 15 years.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Above all, they should be naming a stand at the Scottish Gas after whoever it is that was in charge of their scouting programme over the last 15 years.
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The, ‘Welsh rugby did it for years until the arse fell out of it at a crucial point leaving only a 5’1” Fullback’ Memorial Stand?
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The, ‘Welsh rugby did it for years until the arse fell out of it at a crucial point leaving only a 5’1” Fullback’ Memorial Stand?
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The Ancestry . com stadium
Above all, they should be naming a stand at the Scottish Gas after whoever it is that was in charge of their scouting programme over the last 15 years.
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The Ancestry . com stadium
World Rugby releasing a Will Jordan Animorphs book
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
World Rugby releasing a Will Jordan Animorphs book
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Extremely rude way to talk about a 22yo player who was in private negotiations with you. Sanderson often comes across as a bit of a knob, under the guise of being a “truth teller”
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Extremely rude way to talk about a 22yo player who was in private negotiations with you. Sanderson often comes across as a bit of a knob, under the guise of being a “truth teller”
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Great time to release a good old Nuremberg Trial movie
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Great time to release a good old Nuremberg Trial movie
If Munster hadn't released Kleyn, could it have forced the Boks to call up someone from the Stormers?
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If Munster hadn't released Kleyn, could it have forced the Boks to call up someone from the Stormers?
Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm thankful to Satan for a Year of Evil
I'm thankful to Satan for a Year of Evil
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm thankful to Satan for a Year of Evil
I'm thankful to Satan for a Year of Evil
Duane Vermeulen officially on standby by for this weekend by the way if the Boks get any last minute injuries.
a man with a beard is holding a hammer and being struck by lightning in a dark room .
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a hammer and being struck by lightning in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Duane Vermeulen officially on standby by for this weekend by the way if the Boks get any last minute injuries.
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Matt Williams after seeing Rassie double down on his team selection for the Wales game
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Matt Williams after seeing Rassie double down on his team selection for the Wales game
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Who'd have thought that these chickens would come home to roost, eh?
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Who'd have thought that these chickens would come home to roost, eh?
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LH usage since 2023 WC from the42, i'm stunned we have an experience issue in this position at the moment....
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 AM
LH usage since 2023 WC from the42, i'm stunned we have an experience issue in this position at the moment....
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It's not my money, since I can no longer afford to go to games because they need money to pay ridiculous salaries
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It's not my money, since I can no longer afford to go to games because they need money to pay ridiculous salaries
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Leo to Snyman
Get back out there and win me some games
Get back out there and win me some games
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Leo to Snyman
Get back out there and win me some games
Get back out there and win me some games
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I was unaware of this 🐂💩
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I was unaware of this 🐂💩
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During a massive injury crisis Quins once considered starting Andre at 10 as a desperation move but Marcus Smith pulled through in time.
Would be fun to see it actually happen.
Would be fun to see it actually happen.
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
During a massive injury crisis Quins once considered starting Andre at 10 as a desperation move but Marcus Smith pulled through in time.
Would be fun to see it actually happen.
Would be fun to see it actually happen.
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The same goes for the ageing Ireland team, to be honest. How do they go about replacing generational talents such as Lowe, Gibson-Park & Aki?
Scottish rugby fans beating up on Townsend is spectacularly misguided - not to mention ungrateful.
The bottom line is this : unless the SRU can bring through another generation with the quality of WP Nel, Schoeman, Duhan VDM, Steyn et al, the results will drop off, either way - Toonie or no Toonie.
The bottom line is this : unless the SRU can bring through another generation with the quality of WP Nel, Schoeman, Duhan VDM, Steyn et al, the results will drop off, either way - Toonie or no Toonie.
Yeah, thats kiiiiinda the problem.
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The same goes for the ageing Ireland team, to be honest. How do they go about replacing generational talents such as Lowe, Gibson-Park & Aki?
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Scottish rugby fans beating up on Townsend is spectacularly misguided - not to mention ungrateful.
The bottom line is this : unless the SRU can bring through another generation with the quality of WP Nel, Schoeman, Duhan VDM, Steyn et al, the results will drop off, either way - Toonie or no Toonie.
The bottom line is this : unless the SRU can bring through another generation with the quality of WP Nel, Schoeman, Duhan VDM, Steyn et al, the results will drop off, either way - Toonie or no Toonie.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Scottish rugby fans beating up on Townsend is spectacularly misguided - not to mention ungrateful.
The bottom line is this : unless the SRU can bring through another generation with the quality of WP Nel, Schoeman, Duhan VDM, Steyn et al, the results will drop off, either way - Toonie or no Toonie.
The bottom line is this : unless the SRU can bring through another generation with the quality of WP Nel, Schoeman, Duhan VDM, Steyn et al, the results will drop off, either way - Toonie or no Toonie.
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said it before but Ireland should buy exactly 1 (one) nuclear missile. parade it up and down o'connell street on easter sunday. and keep it pointed at london.
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
said it before but Ireland should buy exactly 1 (one) nuclear missile. parade it up and down o'connell street on easter sunday. and keep it pointed at london.
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My best guess, based on Ireland and Ireland A selections over the last year, as to the current Ireland depth chart (ymmv as to specific order, particularly beyond the first few options).
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
My best guess, based on Ireland and Ireland A selections over the last year, as to the current Ireland depth chart (ymmv as to specific order, particularly beyond the first few options).
Interesting to use a quote about his conversation with Steve (Diamond) who's no longer at the club
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Interesting to use a quote about his conversation with Steve (Diamond) who's no longer at the club
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Waiting to see if the roof is open or closed. Then we’ll know if Wales are going on the attack.
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Waiting to see if the roof is open or closed. Then we’ll know if Wales are going on the attack.
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7-1? At this time of year?
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
7-1? At this time of year?
Scrum (and lineout) is a collective which can be improved by practicing together.
Ireland the only team that can pick 7/8 forwards from one club, that practice scrum & lineout together
SA had forwards from 7 different clubs in starting scrum
Ireland the only team that can pick 7/8 forwards from one club, that practice scrum & lineout together
SA had forwards from 7 different clubs in starting scrum
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Scrum (and lineout) is a collective which can be improved by practicing together.
Ireland the only team that can pick 7/8 forwards from one club, that practice scrum & lineout together
SA had forwards from 7 different clubs in starting scrum
Ireland the only team that can pick 7/8 forwards from one club, that practice scrum & lineout together
SA had forwards from 7 different clubs in starting scrum