The Crane Operator
@themaincrane.bsky.social
* Extrovert + Introvert
* Buffoon
* Adult human. They/them
* Feeler of emotions
* Brain hurts physically
* Shitty poster
An ex-twit starting fresh.
* Buffoon
* Adult human. They/them
* Feeler of emotions
* Brain hurts physically
* Shitty poster
An ex-twit starting fresh.
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I'm not butthurt at you, I'm butthurt for you.
If you find me posting a bunch of "I'm a bitch" posts, just give me some time to think about if I'll delete it.
January 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If you find me posting a bunch of "I'm a bitch" posts, just give me some time to think about if I'll delete it.
I’m gonna start saying “the big game”. It’s so fun. It’ll always be a source of mild ridicule, but it’s also always gonna be a fun thing to say.
January 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’m gonna start saying “the big game”. It’s so fun. It’ll always be a source of mild ridicule, but it’s also always gonna be a fun thing to say.
I got the shrooms. They were supposed to be good for my anxiety but instead made me think about how much weed I smoked and now I feel like a 25 year old again.
I don’t know how to process that.
I don’t know how to process that.
January 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I got the shrooms. They were supposed to be good for my anxiety but instead made me think about how much weed I smoked and now I feel like a 25 year old again.
I don’t know how to process that.
I don’t know how to process that.
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If you haven't become kind by this point, I'd say it's probably too late. Now you must harness your cruelty for good, like a miserable asshole daywalker
January 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If you haven't become kind by this point, I'd say it's probably too late. Now you must harness your cruelty for good, like a miserable asshole daywalker
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Ask yourself, "am I harder to kill than I was 8 years ago?"
January 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ask yourself, "am I harder to kill than I was 8 years ago?"
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I'm not butthurt at you, I'm butthurt for you.
December 9, 2024 at 8:00 PM
I'm not butthurt at you, I'm butthurt for you.
I’m not really a big fan of the word “poster” but I’m going to use it anyway.
I don’t really like the word, but it’s a bit of a cliché and I think it’ll work well for my account.
It’s easy to use and it’d be a good word to have around.
I hope it helps.
#poster #socialmedia #posters #posting
I don’t really like the word, but it’s a bit of a cliché and I think it’ll work well for my account.
It’s easy to use and it’d be a good word to have around.
I hope it helps.
#poster #socialmedia #posters #posting
January 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I’m not really a big fan of the word “poster” but I’m going to use it anyway.
I don’t really like the word, but it’s a bit of a cliché and I think it’ll work well for my account.
It’s easy to use and it’d be a good word to have around.
I hope it helps.
#poster #socialmedia #posters #posting
I don’t really like the word, but it’s a bit of a cliché and I think it’ll work well for my account.
It’s easy to use and it’d be a good word to have around.
I hope it helps.
#poster #socialmedia #posters #posting
well i'm so so sorry you think it's more civilized to shit in your own house than it is for me to shit in my own backyard like our ancestors have done for thousands of years.
some people just don't respect tradition.
some people just don't respect tradition.
January 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
well i'm so so sorry you think it's more civilized to shit in your own house than it is for me to shit in my own backyard like our ancestors have done for thousands of years.
some people just don't respect tradition.
some people just don't respect tradition.
What do you mean I don’t have a squirrel?
January 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
What do you mean I don’t have a squirrel?
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Prediction for 2025: sexy bigfoot.
December 10, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Prediction for 2025: sexy bigfoot.
A: You’re not allowed to be a jerk, you have to learn to be an ass.
B: You have to go to bed now.
B: You have to go to bed now.
January 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
A: You’re not allowed to be a jerk, you have to learn to be an ass.
B: You have to go to bed now.
B: You have to go to bed now.
I’m sorry, I can’t see your face. I’m just a silly little bitch.
January 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I’m sorry, I can’t see your face. I’m just a silly little bitch.
me (being a jackass): "You know, I do have *carnival* knowledge of the queen". 😏
me (soon after): hanging lifelessly at the gates of the castle.
me (soon after): hanging lifelessly at the gates of the castle.
January 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
me (being a jackass): "You know, I do have *carnival* knowledge of the queen". 😏
me (soon after): hanging lifelessly at the gates of the castle.
me (soon after): hanging lifelessly at the gates of the castle.
I just don’ t want to be a busy bitch who’s also a bong bitch and a cigarette bitch all at the same time.
December 31, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I just don’ t want to be a busy bitch who’s also a bong bitch and a cigarette bitch all at the same time.
(political discussion during Christmas)
me: calmly gets up and goes to the kitchen. Sticks hand in garbage disposal. Turns it on.
*look of relief washes over my face*
me: calmly gets up and goes to the kitchen. Sticks hand in garbage disposal. Turns it on.
*look of relief washes over my face*
December 26, 2024 at 4:40 PM
(political discussion during Christmas)
me: calmly gets up and goes to the kitchen. Sticks hand in garbage disposal. Turns it on.
*look of relief washes over my face*
me: calmly gets up and goes to the kitchen. Sticks hand in garbage disposal. Turns it on.
*look of relief washes over my face*
I’m not one to complain about the world, but I’m very tired of people complaining about my food.
It’s a food culture.
It’s a food culture.
December 23, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I’m not one to complain about the world, but I’m very tired of people complaining about my food.
It’s a food culture.
It’s a food culture.
I feel like a garbage person this morning. Like I'm made out of garbage. Physically. And it's rotting.
They don't make coffee strong enough for this feeling.
They don't make coffee strong enough for this feeling.
December 23, 2024 at 2:05 PM
I feel like a garbage person this morning. Like I'm made out of garbage. Physically. And it's rotting.
They don't make coffee strong enough for this feeling.
They don't make coffee strong enough for this feeling.
me: I will never forget the taste of your fucken ass.
them: I’m calling the police.
them: I’m calling the police.
December 22, 2024 at 6:21 PM
me: I will never forget the taste of your fucken ass.
them: I’m calling the police.
them: I’m calling the police.
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Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
Nothing says "chemical fuck boy" quite like Old Spice body spray.
December 22, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Nothing says "chemical fuck boy" quite like Old Spice body spray.
I don't think I'm a very good listener, but I like to think I can read people's tits.
I've had this happen a few times.
I've had this happen a few times.
December 18, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I don't think I'm a very good listener, but I like to think I can read people's tits.
I've had this happen a few times.
I've had this happen a few times.
My son got sent home from school for from proudly exclaiming to his class that "Eggnog fucks."
What happened to the holiday spirit?
What happened to the holiday spirit?
December 17, 2024 at 5:39 AM
My son got sent home from school for from proudly exclaiming to his class that "Eggnog fucks."
What happened to the holiday spirit?
What happened to the holiday spirit?
Kink comes from inside. And comes from foot porn.
December 14, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Kink comes from inside. And comes from foot porn.
I just want to be able to say "I love you" when I'm texting people but I'm not allowed to do that because I'm on a diet.
December 14, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I just want to be able to say "I love you" when I'm texting people but I'm not allowed to do that because I'm on a diet.
-Me, shitposting.
-You, shitscraping.
-You, shitscraping.
December 12, 2024 at 9:54 PM
-Me, shitposting.
-You, shitscraping.
-You, shitscraping.