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MK Zero
@themkzero.bsky.social
Welcome to the dumping ground for all my random thoughts about stuff like video games and wrestling.
Pinned
Things aren't going to change for the better,
until the people making things worse go away forever.
The main things I do here are make jokes at companies doing stupid shit, and be aggressively positive to people doing there damndest at their passions, like @kiddbanditpro.bsky.social
@crispcocker.bsky.social
@othatsraspberry.com
@kuelandak.bsky.social
and whoever else I find.

Keep kickin ass.
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Kidd Bandit is awesome. A truly unique individual in the world of wrestling, and a hell of a worker with a sweet moveset.

If you have a wrestling promotion and you aren't booking Kidd Bandit, fix that right now and book Kidd Bandit.
thank you for joining me in my journey to become the best pro wrestler that i can be
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This is the proof.
There is no change without action, there is no improvement without effort, and what happened yesterday, THAT IS THE PROOF.
Things aren't going to change for the better,
until the people making things worse go away forever.
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Yes, Krillin's most well known signature move...

The Destructo Dick.
The Cockmehamaha.
Special Beam Johnson.

That one.
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings.
Look on my works and get ready to rumblllllllllllllllllllllle.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and select all that include images of motorcycles.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and I am once again asking for your financial support.
November 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
*Me playing any video game*

"Stealth is an option."

And I will be ignoring it every time.
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Hey, it's be awesome if we got a new Mega Man game. Or Crash, or Spyro.

"NO! You're getting Scotty Pippin's shit FMV game remastered and a sequel to Hong Kong 97 Fuck you!"

To whatever gaming deity we seemed to piss off, how do we apologize, and will killing Bobby Kotick be part of it?
November 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
*deep breath*
GEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
I WONDER WHY THAT IS!!
Microsoft reports Xbox hardware revenue has fallen by 29% in the last quarter amid widespread speculation about its future console strategy. bit.ly/4oJJOSc
October 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Je'von Evans vs. Saquon Shugars is set for next week's WWE NXT show!
October 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Crash Bandicoot, Mega Man, Sly Cooper, Spyro, Jak and Daxter, Croc, Infamous, Perfect Dark, Prototype, Killzone....all could have had new games...and we get THIS INSTEAD.

......WHAT.
Slam City with Scottie Pippen Respect Edition announced via LRG
October 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
As long as we can unlock Ganondorf and crush everyone with the power of Suavamente.
October 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The places he's referring to are:

Detroit
Jersey City
Any Walmart in Florida
Waffle House after 2am
Patterson, New Jersey
The wilds of Alaska
The Lincoln tunnel during rush hour
and most of Southern California

So I guess he's not totally out of line.
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Shoutout to @supergiantgames.bsky.social for making another character I could actually nail a cosplay of. That being Hephaestus.
In all honestly, this could easily be me in 5 years, and that includes the robotic left leg.
October 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Metal Gear Rising, every time.
October 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Now all we need him to address is that fucking hairdo seriously what the hell were you thinking with that?!
#ICYMI Darby Allin addresses his “Sex Sent Me To ER” television appearance prior to joining AEW nodq.com/news/darby-a...
October 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Eric Bischoff, a room full of monkeys, 2010 Vince McMahon, a 7-year-old with a magic 8-ball, The Rock, Vince Russo...

"What are you doing?"

Naming all the things that would be better at booking wrestling than Ai.
WWE reportedly working with AI platform for storylines but early ideas have been described as “absurdly bad” nodq.com/news/wwe-rep...
October 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Lemme get 1 Ryu hamburger.

"Sir we don't have those."

....lemme get 1 Chun Li hamburger.

"Sir, we don't-"

And Can I get a DDP Hamburger, and-

"SIR THIS IS A REGULAR WENDYS."
October 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"Know what, you're fired Andrade! Go wrestle somewhere else, you're free to go, just get out!"

"Ok, I'm gonna go back to AEW, adios."

"SHIT DAMN IT WAIT STOP NOOOOOOO!!!"
Report on why Andrade disappeared from AEW television after making his return to the company nodq.com/news/report-...
October 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Ok, which one is Osiris Griffin, and what the over-under on when he gets released?
My money's on end of the year.
Darkstate's Osiris Griffin pouring salt in the wounds of those upset with the finish to Leon Slater vs. Je'Von Evans at TNA Bound for Glory 👀

"lots of grown men crying"

"oh they mad mad 🤣😭😭😭😭💀 grown ass men crying over 2 kids fighting"

"Dudes with wives and kids losing sleep over some gymnastics"
October 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Well, I'd like to say I'm not surprised by this....So I will, because I am not surprised at all.
Best of luck, smoked ham, or pork roll, or whatever your new name was.
Ridge Holland announces that WWE will not be renewing his contract with the company nodq.com/news/ridge-h...
October 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This is EXACTLY what I mean by "Unhinged Creativity" and that the games industry needs it NOW!
Look at this. It's fucking insane. Probably not even a good game.
But I wanna play it.
October 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Ah, yes thank you YouTube, this is exactly what I need. CM Punk making a goofy face staring into my soul ready to yell at me about the Cubs.
October 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ya know, my car's been yelling at me that my keyfab battery was low, but I put a fresh one in and I don't even get a thank you! Or a "Hey, new battery, nice."

Program in some manners, will ya?
October 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hey yo @bsky.app ,can you add an "Edit Post" function please?
I got big thumbs and spelling errors, and I'm tired of having to delete and redo my posts all Tha time.
October 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM