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themselftheelf.bsky.social
Kaylin
@themselftheelf.bsky.social
Bitches aint shit, I’m bitches
Guitar, drums, estrogen 🏳️‍⚧️
I like magic cards too much
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Two of my managers have deadnamed me today and then another coworker did as well. Fuck me I feel like shit.
December 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This is all of me. I don’t have a pic of my drums.
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Yall my butt is growing we got jiggle
December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Is cold
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Is cold
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This should be illegal. Not even one degree. We could get five degrees and still not have one degree. Where the degree.
December 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
All I wanna do is play Canadian Highlander and budget vintage. And pauper. I gotta find more stuff in Minneapolis besides commander.
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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The first episode of the #MTGLorwyn story, penned by @seananmcguire.bsky.social, is here! Four first-year Strixhaven students stumble through an Omenpath to a strange new world.

mtg.social/LorwynStory1
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Gonna go see white Christmas at a cute old theater tonight. I’m so dumb in love with the holidays it’s annoying but here I am
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’m so tired of doing this
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I want one beer and 10 hours of sleep.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Opening shift followed by the afternoon/night at urgent care with my friend. It’s been a day.
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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can i still get into 7-eleven if i kill myself?
August 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Working at a grocery store this time of year is killing me
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
So far I’ve been raw dogging electrolysis but we did more of my neck today and I can’t keep it up. I’m buying numbing cream.
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Your ad here
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Your ad here
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Upstairs neighbor is playing somewhere over the rainbow on ukulele for the last ten minutes. I live under tumblr in 2008. Please kill me please.
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Fuck. I don’t think I’m doing so good.
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I have so much anger over how my position was handled at work and this smug mother fucker just gets to carry on like the most friendly man on earth and I have to sit and struggle. I hate pompous male managers with inflated egos. I want awful things to happen to this man.
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Can’t even call your manager a dick without getting written up these days. Weak bitches I tell ya.
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If you do injections you should definitely pick up a box of Pokemon bandaids. I never look at which one I grab for a fun surprise and today I literally screamed. Fuckin love this guy.
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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I’m crying
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
My friend and I were playing yugioh on the porch and an older kid in the neighborhood saw us and came over with a ziplock bag of magic cards for us. I saw avatar of woe and I was hooked.
What's the lore behind you getting into @magic.wizards.com?

#WOTCstaff
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM