Stewart Horn
@thenakedpoet.bsky.social
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He/they/whatever. Musician, writer, poet, photographer, naturist, gay, married, campervanner, atheist, BN members. Proudly woke. My work may be mediocre but at least I'm human. I enjoy nature, travel, books, films, good food and wine, preferably naked.
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thenakedpoet.bsky.social
“Yes, rebellion,” I shot back, my voice sharp enough to cut through the crackling flames.

“You wear clothes because you’re told to. Not because you need to. What else are you covering up?”
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remotecore.bsky.social
You know what? Now seems a good day remind people that Gallus exists. A collective anthology by members of the @gsfwc.bsky.social community, put together for the Glasgow Worldcon. My story is about the end of the world, and witches looking for hope. #gallus #gsfwc40
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GALLUS
Gallus celebrates Glasgow’s third home turf Worldcon and showcases brand new work from our authors. Some of the writers featured here have been around since the beginning, some are brand new. Some …
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thenakedpoet.bsky.social
Voy a probar otra vez después.
thenakedpoet.bsky.social
Sólo puedo encontrar dos.
poynette-bri.bsky.social
I came across this picture and I thought it was pretty cool.
It has five textiles, can you find them?
#textiles
#nudist
#beach
#resort
thenakedpoet.bsky.social
And when I do remember to take a picture, I don't post it.

This is a courgette, feta and mint soup from a few days ago. I only remembered when I looked at my gallery for tonight's dinner.

#foodsky #rubbishatsocialmedia
A bowl of creamy looking soup
thenakedpoet.bsky.social
Honestly, bskiers, we have good honecooked food every night. I just rarely think to take a photo till it's finished.

Then I think: that was amazing, I should tell the world. Never mind.
thenakedpoet.bsky.social
In fairness to your readers, there's so much creative detail in your work, none of us will remember everything.

Also, I think war pteranadons should only be ridden by women.
thenakedpoet.bsky.social
That's wonderful. You are a strong human.
thenakedpoet.bsky.social
Tonight's dinner was leftover veg (courgette, cauliflower and celery) thrown in a pan with good olive oil, garlic and chorizo.

#Spanish #foodsky #recipesareforlosers
A bowl of cooked vegetables. With the reddish colour and sheen that comes from chorizo.
thenakedpoet.bsky.social
Thanks for the shopping list. I think I've only seen four of them.
thenakedpoet.bsky.social
VAT return of the Living Dead.
tharook.bsky.social
28 business days later
fenrisgames.com
the human resources centipede
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kissman.bsky.social
I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting.

Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...
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gingertotty.bsky.social
Meet Fenella Fuktoff - a Sweary card for irked women, menopausal or otherwise! season of the witch is ALL YEAR ROUND! Replete with FWOG & glittery Ruby slippers! She’ll hex your enemies fo sho

Cards:
etsy.com/uk/listing/1145076509

Prints:
ko-fi.com/s/f3623d8424

BLESSED BE! #bsnm #witch #spooky
Pissed off little witch card, fizzing with ire - saying Fucking Wank!
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gsfwc.bsky.social
Hey, overseas friends! We've got a lot of spooky story news coming this week, so why not throw us a follow if you're not already?

@hexthervvv.bsky.social @neilwilliamson.bsky.social
thenakedpoet.bsky.social
This is a long and comprehensive exploration of a truly brilliant book. If you haven't read the book, I should warn you there are some spoilers, but you should read it anyway.

Coincidentally, I reread Weaveworld a couple of years ago, and it's aged much better than a lot of SFFH from that time.
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thenakedpoet.bsky.social
Thank you!

I shall revisit that one. I thought I knew it but obviously missed the tentacles.

I remember telling a friend about it when he named his son Magnus. 🤭
thenakedpoet.bsky.social
I can't remember a story with tentacles. Which one was that?
thenakedpoet.bsky.social
Sorry to be Mr grumpy-drawers, but I think it's judgemental to dismiss any religion other than Christianity as "a cult."

And calling every god apart from Yahweh "the devil" is a bit patronising.
thenakedpoet.bsky.social
There may be subconscious parental influence there.
thenakedpoet.bsky.social
I loved it too.
paracyclops.bsky.social
I absolutely loved 'Under The Moon', a short, beautifully written SFFH story collection by E.M. Faulds. Small in size, enormous (sublunary) in scope, and frequently moving.

app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/71eb...

#fantasy #sf #horror #sffh #UnderTheMoonEMF #books @bethkesh.bsky.social
A white male hand holding a copy of 'Under The Moon' by E.M. Faulds in front of some stringed instruments.
thenakedpoet.bsky.social
I have all of these books, and every one is brilliant.

Undertow has never disappointed me.
undertow.bsky.social
It's October! Hurrah!

I've specially curated 5 of our spookier titles, and discounted the eBooks to just $2. Grab a couple, or all 5 for $10. It's your choice.

@seanbirnie.bsky.social @acwise.bsky.social @stevetoase.bsky.social

undertowpublications.com/ebooks
5 book covers: Shadows & Tall Trees, Vol. 8 (Michael Kelly, ed.) - Finalist for the World Fantasy; Shirley Jackson; and British Fantasy Awards. Reprints in 2 'Best Ofs'. Featuring Kay Chronister, Krisit DeMeester; Brian Evenson, M. Rickert, and more.


Aickman's Heirs (Simon Strantzas, ed.) - Winner of the Shirley Jackson Award. Finalist for the World Fantasy, and British Fantasy Awards. Reprints in 5 'Best Ofs'. Featuring Nadia Bulkin, Brian Evenson, John Langan, Lynda E. Rucker, and more.


The Ghost Sequences, by A.C. Wise - Finalist for the World Fantasy; Locus; Bram Stoker; and British Fantasy Awards.


To Drown in Dark Water, by Steve Toase - Reprints in 2 'Best Ofs'. Praise from Booklist, and Rue Morgue.


I Would Haunt You if I Could, by Seán Padraic Birnie - Reprints in 2 'Best Ofs'. Praise from The Toronto Star, and Library Journal.