Oaf Spotter
@theoafuloffice.bsky.social
Politics, general absurdity, musing and oozing. Science, writing, woodwork, outdoors, dogs. Opinions are mine
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Lilac-breasted Roller (Coracias caudatus) in South Africa
Photo courtesy of Brian Harrisberg.
Photo courtesy of Brian Harrisberg.
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Lilac-breasted Roller (Coracias caudatus) in South Africa
Photo courtesy of Brian Harrisberg.
Photo courtesy of Brian Harrisberg.
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I’m Mudskipper! I’m 81lbs and they want me dead bc I don’t want 2enter a tiny popup crate! It’s Giving Tuesday! Can u give me a home? NY NJ NH NE MD DE DC PA VT RI CT VA- I can be transported 2u! I’m absolutely handsome! No vids of me- I haven’t been here long so I’ll be dead quickly! Pls repost
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m Mudskipper! I’m 81lbs and they want me dead bc I don’t want 2enter a tiny popup crate! It’s Giving Tuesday! Can u give me a home? NY NJ NH NE MD DE DC PA VT RI CT VA- I can be transported 2u! I’m absolutely handsome! No vids of me- I haven’t been here long so I’ll be dead quickly! Pls repost
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Beautiful scene ……Exploring the ocean with mom 💙💙💙
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Beautiful scene ……Exploring the ocean with mom 💙💙💙
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Don’t forget to bring Pete, Kash, Karoline and Pam for the ride.
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Don’t forget to bring Pete, Kash, Karoline and Pam for the ride.
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No low balls, I know what I’ve got!!
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
No low balls, I know what I’ve got!!
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treason is outside presidential duties. far outside.
he is not immune from charges of treason. no one is.
he is not immune from charges of treason. no one is.
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
treason is outside presidential duties. far outside.
he is not immune from charges of treason. no one is.
he is not immune from charges of treason. no one is.
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"Branding individuals as 'narco-terrorists' without proof just to open the door to lethal force is not a legitimate policy,it’s a dangerous fantasy. It bypasses due process, shreds constitutional limits, and pushes America toward another unnecessary foreign war."
-Senator Rand Paul (R)
-Senator Rand Paul (R)
December 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"Branding individuals as 'narco-terrorists' without proof just to open the door to lethal force is not a legitimate policy,it’s a dangerous fantasy. It bypasses due process, shreds constitutional limits, and pushes America toward another unnecessary foreign war."
-Senator Rand Paul (R)
-Senator Rand Paul (R)
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Hmm. Ghislaine Maxwell is filing a habeas petition challenging her incarceration PRO SE (no lawyers). I guess even David Markus has his limits? Incidentally, she's worried that the release of the Epstein files would be devastating to her case.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hmm. Ghislaine Maxwell is filing a habeas petition challenging her incarceration PRO SE (no lawyers). I guess even David Markus has his limits? Incidentally, she's worried that the release of the Epstein files would be devastating to her case.
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Please God, let her find a loving home. 🙏
🏠 Home for the Holidays 🏠
MELIA is only 3.5 years old, around 50 lbs, needs a peaceful adult only home. No dogs. Cats are ok. Shes needs a patient, kind, caring, loving human. Please be her hero. Over 810 days
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
MELIA is only 3.5 years old, around 50 lbs, needs a peaceful adult only home. No dogs. Cats are ok. Shes needs a patient, kind, caring, loving human. Please be her hero. Over 810 days
🏠Hempstead Animal Shelter
☎️(516) 785-5220
📍3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit
Wantagh, NY 11793
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Please God, let her find a loving home. 🙏
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November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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BREAKING: Cabinet members disturbed by the President's insistence that he hold Sec of State Marco Rubio, when he naps.
#DonaldTrump
#DonaldTrump
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
BREAKING: Cabinet members disturbed by the President's insistence that he hold Sec of State Marco Rubio, when he naps.
#DonaldTrump
#DonaldTrump
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Hell no, we won’t shut up.
Women aren’t a “problem” for authoritarians.
We’re the structural threat that breaks their machine.
And they know it.
They want us quiet.
We organize, feed, protect, and vote.
Women aren’t a “problem” for authoritarians.
We’re the structural threat that breaks their machine.
And they know it.
They want us quiet.
We organize, feed, protect, and vote.
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Hell no, we won’t shut up.
Women aren’t a “problem” for authoritarians.
We’re the structural threat that breaks their machine.
And they know it.
They want us quiet.
We organize, feed, protect, and vote.
Women aren’t a “problem” for authoritarians.
We’re the structural threat that breaks their machine.
And they know it.
They want us quiet.
We organize, feed, protect, and vote.
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That first one came out at a time that I used to routinely read the newspaper funnies, so I got to see almost the entire run of Calvin & Hobbes as it was coming out.
Now I have this.
Now I have this.
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
That first one came out at a time that I used to routinely read the newspaper funnies, so I got to see almost the entire run of Calvin & Hobbes as it was coming out.
Now I have this.
Now I have this.
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Trump (This morning): "Our border has never been so secure! Nobody's coming in."
Trump (One hour later): "Criminals are pouring into our country at rates nobody's ever seen before!"
Trump (One hour later): "Criminals are pouring into our country at rates nobody's ever seen before!"
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Trump (This morning): "Our border has never been so secure! Nobody's coming in."
Trump (One hour later): "Criminals are pouring into our country at rates nobody's ever seen before!"
Trump (One hour later): "Criminals are pouring into our country at rates nobody's ever seen before!"
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🤔🤔🤔
I remember back when that was called:
ACCESSORY TO MURDER 🤷♂️
I remember back when that was called:
ACCESSORY TO MURDER 🤷♂️
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
🤔🤔🤔
I remember back when that was called:
ACCESSORY TO MURDER 🤷♂️
I remember back when that was called:
ACCESSORY TO MURDER 🤷♂️
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Behold: The Big Napper, King of All Naps.
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Behold: The Big Napper, King of All Naps.
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From combover to kankles... .
From MRI to his hand...
How much longer until... we start the playlist ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuik...
From MRI to his hand...
How much longer until... we start the playlist ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuik...
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
From combover to kankles... .
From MRI to his hand...
How much longer until... we start the playlist ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuik...
From MRI to his hand...
How much longer until... we start the playlist ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuik...
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Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
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First snowfall on a Vermont barn.
📸 Ken Rachlis
📸 Ken Rachlis
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 AM
First snowfall on a Vermont barn.
📸 Ken Rachlis
📸 Ken Rachlis
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Jacob Frey: "If we are now at the point where the federal govt is deploying agents on legal American citizens with a goal of uprooting people who have formed lives here, have families here, started businesses here, definitively made Minneapolis a better place, everybody should be speaking out."
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Jacob Frey: "If we are now at the point where the federal govt is deploying agents on legal American citizens with a goal of uprooting people who have formed lives here, have families here, started businesses here, definitively made Minneapolis a better place, everybody should be speaking out."
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Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
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Gerrymandering is a scourge that must be destroyed across the country if peoples voices and votes are ever to matter. The blue city of Nashville basically doesn’t have a voice now after what the Tennessee GOP has done to maintain power.
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Gerrymandering is a scourge that must be destroyed across the country if peoples voices and votes are ever to matter. The blue city of Nashville basically doesn’t have a voice now after what the Tennessee GOP has done to maintain power.
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TIMES UP!!
RELEASE THE DAMN UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES!!
NOW!
RELEASE THE DAMN UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES!!
NOW!
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
TIMES UP!!
RELEASE THE DAMN UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES!!
NOW!
RELEASE THE DAMN UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES!!
NOW!