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Jaimie Ryder

@thepinkxoxo.bsky.social

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Even a family of thieves has black sheep. | MVRP, DCRP | 21+ MDNI Current setting: Gotham

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Nov 14

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Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Apr 9

"And Jon was a sore fucking loser. All tournaments were no-holds-barred, you know that."

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Mar 28

"He makes me so proud..."

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Mar 10

"This guy thinks I'm standing on the floor, what a dork."

Dr. Tobias Eugene Ryder @cyberwingtr.bsky.social · Mar 10

“……she’s standing right behind me isn’t she.”

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Mar 1

I thought of a joke but it's too mean.

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Mar 1

Oh right I forgot.

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Mar 1

but I'm hungry

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Mar 1

Jon Nikolai @esperjn.bsky.social · Mar 1

No burgers for those who try to kill family.

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Mar 1

:) I'm wife.

Dr. Tobias Eugene Ryder @cyberwingtr.bsky.social · Mar 1

Ah, don’t be. We know each other. She strangled me once and my wife came out of the shadows and kicked her in the head.

arlo andazona @vaqueroerrante.bsky.social · Mar 1

i'm sorry about her.

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Feb 13

I don't think I'm registered to vote here anyway.

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Feb 13

Y'know. She's right. She should be mayor all the time.

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Feb 13

Where's a girl gotta go to buy a ***** ** around here? It's important.

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Feb 10

"They could be a [little] bit for experimentation like that.

Yeah, just let me grab the suit. Nothing you're doing is gonna damage it, right?"

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Feb 10

timeline, and anything's worth a shot. A name almost slips from his lips, and that same look of realization she'd had when she'd remembered him almost breaks the surface... but the connection doesn't quite follow through.

Even though she knows what he needs them for, she shoots him a sly grin.

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Feb 10

For just a moment as he taps her nose, she blinks and goes cross-eyed tracking his finger. Otherwise, though, she listens and nods; it makes sense, and she wasn't really expecting to offer some miracle answer anyway.

But she follows his train of thought. Her clothes aren't from her original-

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Feb 10

He's my favorite

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Feb 3

I've said this every day of my life.

Ivy. @courierivy.bsky.social · Feb 3

Not in my asshole btw.

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Jan 22

She wonders. It's different when he quantifies the temporal difference like this - easier to understand, but harder to imagine.

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Jan 22

"Well..."

This isn't her forte, but she's good at improvising. Throwing ideas out wouldn't hurt.

"Would we carry that frequency? You've been gone a while, I guess, but I didn't leave all that long ago."

She watches him as he explains. She's always known he was strong, but surviving all that...

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Jan 15

who said that

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Jan 15

hot

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Jan 11

Late into that evening, a full cleaning bucket found its way to the kitchen, just barely hanging into the otherwise clear doorway to @havensrest.bsky.social's bar.

It took her some time to make sure it had been used, but thanks to a customer drinking well past their limits...

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Jan 8

"And I wouldn't need you to." She'd wink, but she's pretty sure the charm would be lost on this guy. Instead, she kills her drink and takes her leave.

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Jan 8

"On it. See you tomorrow when the job's done, yeah?"

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Jan 8

"Fifty's low, but I'm guessing you want something small."

Thank you Claire for the local perspective on economy.

"Minor property damage, causing a small inconvenience, or petty theft?"

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Jan 8

She's got a damn good poker face, but that's really all there is to her offer.

Plus, it's this, start a massage parlor, or go rob one of the big casinos.

Jaimie Ryder @thepinkxoxo.bsky.social · Jan 8

"For some people, yeah. Think about the nicest person you know. Are they the sort to just go over and try to ruin someone's day?

Feels like you need more specialized help. Or at least someone more subtle than tall, loud, and ginger over there. I'm quiet and like problems. I happen to like money."