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Kirsten
@therealbartacus.bsky.social
📍mpls, state park enthusiast, Gemini, Golden Gopher, chaotic good, trout hero 🌈
I’m not sold on this meat jello but the meat manager at Lunds swears it will help me get better
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
These signs were not the most effective but I still love to see them up every time I drive by
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Went to @duckduckcoffee.bsky.social today for the first time and the vibes were so dope
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Everything is awful so I made myself fancy breakfast to cope - French toast with spiced pears
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The city of Monticello is in the final stages of preparing an EAW AUAR for data center and it’s just the first of many 😡
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Fundraiser happening RIGHT NOW at MIWRC, go get some fry bread tacos and/or art and support your community!
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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ICE has been conducting many raids in Shakopee and we must organize to help protect our friends and neighbors.
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I finally replaced my car key fob batteries. Took 30 seconds but I put it off approximately forever
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
A friend and I are writing a novel together about a meet cute on the 21 bus, but he’s a St. Paul guy so adding the 6 into a story will be on me to handle
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I just sneezed inside my mask which is always a deeply unpleasant situation 🤢
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’m so sick I’m drinking tea and I think my friends are secretly planning my funeral because if I’m not drinking coffee….i probably gave up on being alive
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Heads up Whittier and environs, a friend saw ICE lurking on her street (E 27th) a few min ago and I’ve heard from several other people they’ve been spotted in the swath between northern kingfield and MIA approximately
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I heard a report they were at Hola Arepa and a friend also saw them out their apartment window on 27th near 35w 😡
hey msp - word is ice in vicinity of 37 & portland can anyone confirm?
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Ran into someone at a party that I went to high school with and had a huge crush on. Turns out it was reciprocated but it was the aughts and we were too scared to do anything
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Going back to the gym has been great except for all the extra laundry
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A little late on the leaf motif but whatever - caramel apple pie with a butter crust
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I have a tent that is complete but has seen better days. Does anyone know if those are being accepted anywhere? Happy to just post it on Facebook marketplace with a strong description of the condition too
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Look I want to be inclusive but if you don’t know how to use the SSK at the post office when there is a line is not the time to try and learn
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Bought a heat shield for my patio and also a propane heater so now it’s all over for you bitches we are having winter bonfires
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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These threats aren’t abstract. They are real. They’ve hurt the people I love. We all need to stand against this.
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Got some cute nails to start off the holiday season on top of not going to work all next week 😍
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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my library's policy.

Librarians like to say that book bans interfere with parents' direction of their children's reading. But also, by letting minors be patrons, librarians do not collude with parents' control over their children's reading.

The freedom to read is radically democratic. 📚
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM