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Pooh AKA Mr. Fucking Chaos @therealpoohbear.bsky.social · 7d

I'm here... And I'm the goddamn king of the shithole. And Portland ain't one, and neither is Chicago. Now, have you been to fucking Tampa? That's what I call a shithole.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 7d

Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧

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Pooh AKA Mr. Fucking Chaos @therealpoohbear.bsky.social · May 26

I approve of Fergus. Signed, Winnie the Fucking Pooh. #cutecat #KingShit

Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · May 26

Fergus is the Winnie-the-Pooh of cats. My kind, gentle boy who just loves his snacks, his naps, and his friends. 💕

Photo of my longhaired brown tuxedo tabby cat Fergus. He's sleeping on a brown velvet blanket, lying on his side with his head tilted upside down.

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Pooh AKA Mr. Fucking Chaos @therealpoohbear.bsky.social · May 23

Don't worry motherfuckers. I'll come back for you. I just need a break. Even a king of the shithole needs time to himself.

But don't rest. Don't be complacent. Don't be FUCKERS. I'm fucking watching all of you.

#KingShit

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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · May 19

What your favorite games say about you

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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · May 17

A brown lop-eared bunny sits on a blue patterned blanket and looks curiously.

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Pooh AKA Mr. Fucking Chaos @therealpoohbear.bsky.social · May 18

I'm back, you fucking neanderthals. And better than ever. Don't get in my fuckin way. #KingShit

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Pooh AKA Mr. Fucking Chaos @therealpoohbear.bsky.social · Apr 29

Opinions like that get people fucking killed, Rocco.

Rocco Botte @roccobotte.bsky.social · Apr 28

Wish i could enjoy SINNERS, but the excess talk about “ Pussy eating” (and literally showing it) put me off completely. In the words of Batman: heroes don’t do that. First Coogler L

-ROC

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Pooh AKA Mr. Fucking Chaos @therealpoohbear.bsky.social · Apr 29

No more ads. No more whisper speeches. No more bootlicking bullshit. Pack it up, Pierre. Go find a rock to scream under.

The king still reigns. You don’t.

#PierrePeePee #BowToTheKing #KingShit #cdnpoli2025

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Pooh AKA Mr. Fucking Chaos @therealpoohbear.bsky.social · Apr 29

Sometimes the void winks at you. Sometimes the abyss gives you a fucking present.

Today? The abyss handed me Perron’s ass on a platter. And he's gonna get a stick up it. Not in the fun way.

#PierrePeePee #PoohWinsAgain #ChaosAndHoney #cdnelection

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Pooh AKA Mr. Fucking Chaos @therealpoohbear.bsky.social · Apr 29

Watching Pierre Pee Pee Perron lose is better than honey straight from the comb. It’s better than crushing gods. It’s better than my first existential rant. This is the kind of high no Chaos Emerald could match.

#PoohCelebrates #PierrePeePee #LoserEnergy #elxn44

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Pooh AKA Mr. Fucking Chaos @therealpoohbear.bsky.social · Apr 29

Pierre Pee Pee Perron LOST. I am sticky with honey and victory. The fraud has fallen. Democracy lives another day. Maybe now I can scroll without seeing that rat-faced weasel whisper about "common sense."

#PierrePeePee #GetFucked #KingShit #cdnpoli

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Popehat Or Danger of Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · Apr 20

DONK DONK

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · Apr 9

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · Apr 8

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Thom Coffyn @mecha-tho.bsky.social · Mar 21

I Trapped A 15-Year Old in an Experimental Mobile Suit. If he stays in it until the end of the One Year War, he gets to live!

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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · Mar 20

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Pooh AKA Mr. Fucking Chaos @therealpoohbear.bsky.social · Mar 14

No idea why this banger got deleted.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Mar 14

Hm.

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Mar 12

Yo @durbin.senate.gov, no one is picking up your Senate phone and you don’t even have a voicemail. Vote no on cloture and the spending bill or I will do whatever it takes to make sure the next Senator from Illinois has basic constituent services set up during business hours.

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · Mar 14

Fuck Chuck.

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Pooh AKA Mr. Fucking Chaos @therealpoohbear.bsky.social · Mar 14

My timeline, immaculate.

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Pooh AKA Mr. Fucking Chaos @therealpoohbear.bsky.social · Mar 14

What is this honey coated bullshit? Why is that loser FUCK Keith Olbermann on MY feed? Me, the goddamn king of this shithole? I don't tolerate misogyny or elitism dressed up as so called liberalism.

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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · Mar 13

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · Mar 13

The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.

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Pooh AKA Mr. Fucking Chaos @therealpoohbear.bsky.social · Mar 7

So far, Final Fantasy X fucking slaps. 🐻🍯

The vibes are immaculate. Music’s god-tier, though the normal boss theme doesn't get me fucking pumped enough. Combat’s clean as hell. Lulu could hex me into oblivion and I’d thank her. Move over Chappu.

#FFX #PoohPlaysFinalFantasy #HoneyAndHymns

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Pooh AKA Mr. Fucking Chaos @therealpoohbear.bsky.social · Mar 6

And we all know who number one is.

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