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I keep willingly letting these two hurt me.

#invincible
#twd
March 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Yes Mr. Richards, talk nerdy to me 😍

I think Pascal doing equations on this chalkboard is my equivalent of Baywatch cast members running in slo-mo on the beach.
March 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If you're watching the #academyawards tonight, I made a bingo card if you want to have a little fun!
March 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
in light of the current state of events in the U.S., instead of a patriot, i’m going to be a
February 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this #severance scene hits different now
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pineapples are an interesting choice to include
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they can be symbols of
- hospitality (like Milchicks baskets)
- rebellion/oppression especially in colonial settings
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they’re also fruits with duality: hard, spiky, tough outside and soft, tender inside
February 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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okay so one of the best parts of this season of #severance is all the nonverbal micro expression stuff that *is off the charts* good. there’s a scene between helly and irv in the last episode where she does this thing that’s CRAZY SUBTLE and britt lower had to be talented as shit to pull it off.
February 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
There’s a lot to be said about the aftermath of the #superbowl, but one angle that I see when I watch footage is how this destructive behavior is another symptom of the male loneliness problem. Here’s why ⬇️
February 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The set design for #Severance is so brilliant. One item that really sells this world, to me at least, is the green carpet in their workspace but not social spaces
February 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
conservatives will be like “protect our veterans! 🇺🇸” and then support dismantling DEI programs
January 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
the punches keep coming #wordle
January 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Isabella Rossellini reacts to her first #Oscar nomination:

“When I was young I was always identified as the daughter of Ingrid Bergman and Roberto Rossellini. As l’ve gotten older, this doesn’t happen as frequently and I miss it especially today. I wish my parents were alive to celebrate with me
January 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Emilia Pérez should not have this many #Oscar nominations but primarily, score and editing, are the least apt. 🥴
January 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Every time I see someone with a “convicted felon 2024” shirt, I want to tap their shoulder and enthusiastically say, “I too am an abolitionist!” just to see what they say.
January 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I made some Star Wars bros so mad that they had to resort to calling me “young lady” and “too young to know anything” which honestly, is so flattering for 2 reasons. 1) they think I’m young and 2) their only argument left was ad hominems 😂😂
December 22, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Naughty Dog just dropped a teaser trailer for their newest game, “Intergalactic”, and it’s looks really great! It’s only a teaser but it’s a gorgeous, sci-fi bounty hunter type story. And, per usual, the comments are filled with the most basic idiocy.
December 13, 2024 at 2:40 PM
what? kleptocrat leaders creates network of fellow kleptocrats? who could have known?
MUST READ: For years, Dr. Oz touted weight-loss drugs & other products he had financial interests in — companies whose fortunes he would have a hand in influencing as President-elect Donald Trump’s pick to lead the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services.

www.washingtonpost.com/health/2024/...
Potential conflicts of interest may haunt Dr. Oz’s confirmation to run Medicare, Medicaid
Dr. Oz has extolled Ozempic’s promise for weight-loss. Now Medicare, which Trump wants Oz to oversee, may cover it.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 2, 2024 at 4:31 PM
during my 45m flight today, the woman in front of me was eating a tuna salad sandwich; the couple next to me was eating panda express (yes orange chicken), and the couple across from me was eating parmesan garlic bagel chips.

me, the whole 45 minutes
a woman in a blue jacket is sitting at a desk with a phone in her hand
ALT: a woman in a blue jacket is sitting at a desk with a phone in her hand
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 8:09 PM
big shout out to the people who show up to 8a panels—yall really make it worth it #nca2024
November 24, 2024 at 5:59 PM
when battling time constraints on your conference presentations, what’s the first thing you cut?

asking for your local presenter going live tomorrow at 8a in Galerie 6 👻
November 23, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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Spending the weekend with a lot of smart people in New Orleans. My own meager contribution: Trump uses rhetoric and policy to operate like Negan, with public punishment of the unfaithful to warn others to stay in line. #NCA2024
November 22, 2024 at 11:57 PM
this is the unseen dark side of using fountain pens
November 22, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 2:48 AM
i passed a bar playing fox news, and the chyron said, ‘woke* Jaguar ad features no cars,’ which is… a statement of fact. How is simply observing an ad journalism? on the bright side, it might be fox news’ first factual report in decades.

*Not actually woke—just an ad featuring diverse people.
November 22, 2024 at 5:35 AM
I strive for this level of clever
greatest panel title of all time contender #nca2024
November 21, 2024 at 9:09 PM