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Sean Keller
@theseankeller.bsky.social
I’ve written movies for Dario Argento, John Carpenter, and Chelsea Stardust

Actor
Singer/songwriter
Professor
Pansexual
Member of The Loser’s Book Club

Creator of the Killer Sounds of Halloween album series
https://seankeller2.bandcamp.com/music
Pinned
Get the Killer Sounds of Halloween album series - “only on the Bandcamp!”

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Killer Sounds of Halloween ad
YouTube video by Sean Keller
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This is my grandfather, JH Keller. He was a trick-shot and accomplished hunter who posed for a series of dust-bowl-era trick photos in Garden City, KS.

Whatta stud.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I wrote and performed a song for this one. It was my 2nd film credit.

Jeezus I’m old.
12/15: Things are getting STONE COLD at LF3 / @amcinematheque.bsky.social. Join us as we screen this bonkers action masterwork as part of our A Cold Void series. 🎟️: tinyurl.com/yn2wtc9c
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Is the Pedo-President hoping that studio fixers can do what his puppet FBI can’t do, and simply make the Epstein files simply disappear?
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The holidays are a time of joy, but can also be a reminder of family dysfunction. So here’s a Christmas song from my band Sun Season that’s about celebrating with chosen family.

#christmassongs
#musicsky
#chosenfamily

sunseason.bandcamp.com/track/youll-...
You'll Never Be Alone Again On Christmas, by Sun Season
track by Sun Season
sunseason.bandcamp.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
24 days of Christmas Movies for wierdos

I posted this last year, so the days of the week are off, but you get the idea.

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A Weirdo’s Advent Calendar: 24 Under-Loved Christmas Movies - Screenopolis
Here are 24 nights of under-loved holiday films to fill your December with Christmas magic.
screenopolis.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I feel violated
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
a movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
There’s nothing more L.A. Then seeing Paul Stanley shopping at Ralphs
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The water cycle
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reposted by Sean Keller
A potentially expensive lesson I can share for free:

What someone else *thinks* about you is none of your business.

What someone else *says* about you might be of interest to your lawyer.
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-we’re all slowly dying of radiation poisoning
-it’s a wasteland full of barbarians
-coming-of-age summer job/vacation creates friendship/relationship pains
-apes doing people things
-an iconoclastic artist delights in poetry of the gutter
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

-Awkward teen gets shit together
-Awkward sports team gets shit together
-Seven murderers get together, save town whose shit is not together
-Two people, whose shit is not together, meet, fall in love, break up, get shit together, get together
-Revenge
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:

- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Still trying to make this a Holiday Standard.

seankeller2.bandcamp.com/track/holy-f...
Holy Fucking Shit It's Christmas!, by Sean Keller
track by Sean Keller
seankeller2.bandcamp.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Reposted by Sean Keller
Reminder: If you use generative AI for *any of your writing tasks* you are a Slopper not a writer and should be ashamed of yourself. The end.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
When is it cool to start posting Christmas stuff?

Asking for a friend.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’m going to this right now! Come join me!
Tonight, Sunday, November 9th at 8pm, come join our hosts @juliacmarchese.bsky.social & @theterigamble.bsky.social as they present 12 Hour Shift at @killerfitnessla.bsky.social - with director @breagrant.bsky.social in person!

Tix still available at the link!

www.eventbrite.com/e/12-hr-shif...
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Finally saw DELIVER ME FROM NOWHERE and Jeremy Allan White gives the most impressive embodiment of a rockstar since Val Kilmer’s Jim Morrison
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Reposted by Sean Keller
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Reposted by Sean Keller
If OpenAI can’t exist without our money or our talent then it should die.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This movie is fantastic and deserves your love. Come watch it with me at Killer Fitness in Burbank!
JOIN US! Sunday!! Nov. 9th
We’re Excited that 12 HOUR SHIFT is playing at one of the coolest stores in LA @killerfitnessla.bsky.social

Hosted by us! Director @breagrant.bsky.social
Will be there along with some of her cast & team for a Q&A!

Get Tickets here:
www.eventbrite.com/e/12-hr-shif...
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
A writer writes.

Get to work!
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Currently teaching 2 undergraduate screenwriting classes, one MFA screenwriting class, I’m shepherding an MFA student through a mandatory rewrite and teaching an online horror screenwriting class on the weekends.

Now to find the time to actually WRITE.
a cartoon character is screaming and says `` you can call me mad professor '' .
ALT: a cartoon character is screaming and says `` you can call me mad professor '' .
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November 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’ll never touch this garbage
For @spitfirenews.com I wrote about "ChatGPT induced psychosis," how the chatbot distorts reality for all of its users, and why, despite what feels like growing pressure to conform to the hype, I still won't use it (and I'm not missing out)
spitfirenews.com/p/why-i-stil...
Why I Still Won't Use ChatGPT
This technology easily manipulates your perception of reality. Who is that useful for?
spitfirenews.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
On my morning walk, I found a wallet by the sidewalk. Still had credit cards, cash, and ID, and when I looked to see who belong to (so I could return it) I realized it belonged to an acquaintance. The wife and I looked her up on socials and let her know we found it.

Small fucking world.
November 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM