C.J.
@theseeker411.bsky.social
He/Him. Full time professional dumbass. Part time Italian motorcycle mechanic. F1/MotoGP fan. Sir Lewis Hamilton fan. Trans rights are human rights.
I know that treating the gym as my form of self punishment isn’t the greatest of ideas. But I don’t really have another outlet right now.
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I know that treating the gym as my form of self punishment isn’t the greatest of ideas. But I don’t really have another outlet right now.
First 4 patients after lunch cancelled or no-showed. Being paid to do nothing for an hour rules.
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
First 4 patients after lunch cancelled or no-showed. Being paid to do nothing for an hour rules.
First patient of the day: “I wish I’d gotten a massage today”
Me (in my head): well you showed up 20 minutes late and I have 2 other patients right now, soo…
Me (in my head): well you showed up 20 minutes late and I have 2 other patients right now, soo…
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
First patient of the day: “I wish I’d gotten a massage today”
Me (in my head): well you showed up 20 minutes late and I have 2 other patients right now, soo…
Me (in my head): well you showed up 20 minutes late and I have 2 other patients right now, soo…
“Hey you know what would be a real good way to end this leg workout? Bulgarian split squats” - Me, to myself. Because I’m an idiot
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
“Hey you know what would be a real good way to end this leg workout? Bulgarian split squats” - Me, to myself. Because I’m an idiot
“The man hunched over his motorcycle can focus only on the present… he is caught in a fragment of time cut off from both the past and the future… and so he has no fear, because the source of fear is in the future, and a person freed of the future has nothing to fear.
Milan Kundera, “Slowness”
Milan Kundera, “Slowness”
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“The man hunched over his motorcycle can focus only on the present… he is caught in a fragment of time cut off from both the past and the future… and so he has no fear, because the source of fear is in the future, and a person freed of the future has nothing to fear.
Milan Kundera, “Slowness”
Milan Kundera, “Slowness”
Thanksgiving tri tip and ribs fuck yeah.
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Thanksgiving tri tip and ribs fuck yeah.
Out of context Thanksgiving quote of the day, by my buddy Mike: “That’s what I’m going to say to my next date, ‘it’s not small, it’s intimate.”
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Out of context Thanksgiving quote of the day, by my buddy Mike: “That’s what I’m going to say to my next date, ‘it’s not small, it’s intimate.”
Woke up, got high, went to the gym, and made cookies for Friendsgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Woke up, got high, went to the gym, and made cookies for Friendsgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving yall.
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Happy Thanksgiving yall.
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<raises hand>
democrats/liberals/progressives with any common sense need to get ahead of this electricity cost issue - we need restraint and regulation of ai and data centers, which are driving up costs www.cnbc.com/2025/11/26/a...
AI data center 'frenzy' is pushing up your electric bill — here's why
Energy-hungry data centers that underpin artificial intelligence are contributing to higher residential electricity bills, say experts.
www.cnbc.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
<raises hand>
6 AM triceps n tiddies day at the gym because I apparently hate myself.
Happy pre-Thanksgiving yall. Roundhouse kick today in the testicles.
Happy pre-Thanksgiving yall. Roundhouse kick today in the testicles.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
6 AM triceps n tiddies day at the gym because I apparently hate myself.
Happy pre-Thanksgiving yall. Roundhouse kick today in the testicles.
Happy pre-Thanksgiving yall. Roundhouse kick today in the testicles.
They’re gonna get so many MAGA boomers with this scam, aren’t they?
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
They’re gonna get so many MAGA boomers with this scam, aren’t they?
God I miss my little Yota so much. I shouldn’t have gotten rid of it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
God I miss my little Yota so much. I shouldn’t have gotten rid of it.
Haircut acquired. Now to trim this beard a bit.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Haircut acquired. Now to trim this beard a bit.
And so it begins. Starting on replacing the timing belts on the other project Ducati in my garage, the 1996 900SS/SP that I named “Spazzatura.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
And so it begins. Starting on replacing the timing belts on the other project Ducati in my garage, the 1996 900SS/SP that I named “Spazzatura.”
God I need a haircut.
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
God I need a haircut.
Blending an edible into my post workout protein shake is definitely one of the more ingeniously stupid things that I’ve done lately.
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Blending an edible into my post workout protein shake is definitely one of the more ingeniously stupid things that I’ve done lately.
Why the fuck isn’t there a black heart. Cause that’s where I’m at.
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💛 Okay, for the most part
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💙 Having a hard time
💜 In need of resources DM
It's okay to not be okay
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November 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Why the fuck isn’t there a black heart. Cause that’s where I’m at.
Thank fuck that rage lifting exists. I’m so glad that I have this outlet to be able to focus my negative energy onto.
Cause goddamn I have so much in me right now.
Cause goddamn I have so much in me right now.
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Thank fuck that rage lifting exists. I’m so glad that I have this outlet to be able to focus my negative energy onto.
Cause goddamn I have so much in me right now.
Cause goddamn I have so much in me right now.
One of my friends told me she can only work out if she’s listening to happy music.
Girl.
HOW.
I do my best lifting to the soothing sounds of Knocked Loose.
Girl.
HOW.
I do my best lifting to the soothing sounds of Knocked Loose.
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
One of my friends told me she can only work out if she’s listening to happy music.
Girl.
HOW.
I do my best lifting to the soothing sounds of Knocked Loose.
Girl.
HOW.
I do my best lifting to the soothing sounds of Knocked Loose.
Pre workout at 8:30 PM is probably fine, right?
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Pre workout at 8:30 PM is probably fine, right?
Oh cool, they want to do a preemptive crown on one of my teeth.
My guy.
I’m still paying off the last fucking crown they did. Lemme just rustle up 700 dollars real quick, during the fucking holidays.
My guy.
I’m still paying off the last fucking crown they did. Lemme just rustle up 700 dollars real quick, during the fucking holidays.
“Hmm looks like your gums aren’t healthy” - my dental hygienist as she stabs my mouth with the world’s smallest ice pick.
Good morning from the only idiot on earth to schedule both a dentist appointment and a trip to the DMV on the same damn Monday.
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Oh cool, they want to do a preemptive crown on one of my teeth.
My guy.
I’m still paying off the last fucking crown they did. Lemme just rustle up 700 dollars real quick, during the fucking holidays.
My guy.
I’m still paying off the last fucking crown they did. Lemme just rustle up 700 dollars real quick, during the fucking holidays.
Yeah why not
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Yeah why not
“Hmm looks like your gums aren’t healthy” - my dental hygienist as she stabs my mouth with the world’s smallest ice pick.
Good morning from the only idiot on earth to schedule both a dentist appointment and a trip to the DMV on the same damn Monday.
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“Hmm looks like your gums aren’t healthy” - my dental hygienist as she stabs my mouth with the world’s smallest ice pick.