TheShinyGuy
@theshinyguy.bsky.social
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28 | he/him | Detroit | Like a pokemon, but kinkier!
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theshinyguy.bsky.social
Not even locked and for some reason I'm too horny to function 😵‍💫
theshinyguy.bsky.social
Ooh, a *real* challenge!
theshinyguy.bsky.social
Where do I send in my CV?
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crewbiker.bsky.social
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theshinyguy.bsky.social
Bous abounded briefly around Berlin
theshinyguy.bsky.social
Crossed an ocean, found a 'bou

🦌: @yupcake.is
theshinyguy.bsky.social
I know Folsom EU is much, much too big and decentralized of an event to have any hope of meeting everyone, but the number of times in the last week I've seen a post and thought "damn you were there too and I didn't see you?" is much too high. Guess I've gotta go back 😊
theshinyguy.bsky.social
Are drones considered animals for the purposes of this greeting, or am I excluded? 😢
theshinyguy.bsky.social
My Folsom spotting guide is the same as it is for every other event: "Look for black and blue in a hat"

Can't wait to see all you beautiful perverts in Berlin!
theshinyguy.bsky.social
Yes, that's usually how a PSA works
theshinyguy.bsky.social
You have them turned off 😭
theshinyguy.bsky.social
I think I agree, but need to see the back view too. Just to be sure 😈
theshinyguy.bsky.social
Are you using the date line or opposite longitude from home for east/west? I'd call Tokyo West lol
theshinyguy.bsky.social
Furthest I've been:

N: Flåm, NO
E: Dubai, AE (well, no trace of Shiny went there, just *tax name*)
S: Cape of Good Hope, ZA
W: Shanghai, CN

One day I want to make it to Perth just for the novelty of having been as far from home as I can practically get 🤓
96khz.bsky.social
Furthest I've been:

N: Berlin, Germany
E: Tokyo, Japan
S: San Juan, Puerto Rico
W: Honolulu, Hawaii
pokedboy.bsky.social
Furthest I’ve been:

N: Iceland
E: Prague, Czechia
S: São Paulo, Brazil
W: Denver, CO
theshinyguy.bsky.social
You sit down to pee and then put it up just to bother people. Because that's just how awful you are 🤪
theshinyguy.bsky.social
If it were any more Dutch it'd be wearing clogs
theshinyguy.bsky.social
Amazingly my first time seeing this. Also: 🥴
theshinyguy.bsky.social
I've never seen more perfect "oh shit oh fuck I just walked into someone's picture!" face in a pup hood 😂
theshinyguy.bsky.social
This is doing things for me 🥴
theshinyguy.bsky.social
Pikachu watching making the same face we all did as we unlocked the new fetish