Jake
@thetacticalyellow.bsky.social
Football lifer & Tottenham Hotspur fan. I would have given Ange an extension. I would fire VAR into the sun.
All answers welcome.
who put the handbrake on?
December 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
All answers welcome.
This is a spurs post.
Tomorrow is the winter solstice - the shortest day. After that'll it'll start getting lighter again. I think we all need that.
December 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This is a spurs post.
Seems to be a clear correlation between this woke team naming style and the players looking like they don’t know what to do.
Bring back team naming by formation.
Bring back team naming by formation.
December 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Seems to be a clear correlation between this woke team naming style and the players looking like they don’t know what to do.
Bring back team naming by formation.
Bring back team naming by formation.
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This. But also, what really got me was the 10 minutes of back and forwards about whether possession-at-all-costs or long ball was the way to go without anyone once pitching having players with the technical ability, and giving them the autonomy, to play the situation their eyes see in front of them.
I don’t get Dan saying on @vftlpodcast.bsky.social it’s been bleak for all but Conte S1 2nd half and Ange S1 1st half. That means Ange finishing 5th in S1 was bleak, 3 pts off 3rd 15 games into S2 and great #s was bleak, and Europa win was bleak. The erasure is maddening and defies all sense.
December 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
This. But also, what really got me was the 10 minutes of back and forwards about whether possession-at-all-costs or long ball was the way to go without anyone once pitching having players with the technical ability, and giving them the autonomy, to play the situation their eyes see in front of them.
If I was planning on buying myself a Christmas present, or if any of you fancy buying me one #coys
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December 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
If I was planning on buying myself a Christmas present, or if any of you fancy buying me one #coys
Another move that is guaranteed to bring more goals and cheaper tickets.
🚨 EXCL: Tottenham Hotspur in advanced talks to name Manchester City executive Rafi Moersen as head of football operations. Deal set to be done for highly-rated CFG director of football transactions to join #THFC from #MCFC in prominent role
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
City Football Group executive Carlos Raphael Moersen in advanced talks to join Tottenham
Moersen, known as 'Rafi', has spent the last 10 years working for CFG clubs, including negotiating deals for Manchester City.
www.nytimes.com
December 16, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Another move that is guaranteed to bring more goals and cheaper tickets.
North American English.
-- sentimental language or material.
"Tottenham's attacking patterns are complete slop"
-- sentimental language or material.
"Tottenham's attacking patterns are complete slop"
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
North American English.
-- sentimental language or material.
"Tottenham's attacking patterns are complete slop"
-- sentimental language or material.
"Tottenham's attacking patterns are complete slop"
Sob.
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Sob.
I went to the forest today to collect items for my son's christmas school project, best forest experience of any Spurs fan today by the looks of the timeline here. Family day for the win.
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I went to the forest today to collect items for my son's christmas school project, best forest experience of any Spurs fan today by the looks of the timeline here. Family day for the win.
Interestingly, I live a stone's throw from one of the forts of the "Stelling van Amsterdam", which is a network of 45 forts built around Amsterdam.
My understanding, as a non historian but tourist of where I live, is that when Germany unified into an Empire in the late 1800s...
My understanding, as a non historian but tourist of where I live, is that when Germany unified into an Empire in the late 1800s...
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Interestingly, I live a stone's throw from one of the forts of the "Stelling van Amsterdam", which is a network of 45 forts built around Amsterdam.
My understanding, as a non historian but tourist of where I live, is that when Germany unified into an Empire in the late 1800s...
My understanding, as a non historian but tourist of where I live, is that when Germany unified into an Empire in the late 1800s...
Non-football post, though Spurs excited me last night.
Meanwhile in the Netherlands, every household has received information on what we need to put in a "noodpakket" (emergency kit) by the government department overseeing counterterrorism and national security.
www.government.nl/topics/count...
Meanwhile in the Netherlands, every household has received information on what we need to put in a "noodpakket" (emergency kit) by the government department overseeing counterterrorism and national security.
www.government.nl/topics/count...
What does the emergency kit contain?
An emergency kit contains the main items you need in an emergency. Assembling an emergency kit is easy. You probably have most of the items at home already.
www.government.nl
December 10, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Non-football post, though Spurs excited me last night.
Meanwhile in the Netherlands, every household has received information on what we need to put in a "noodpakket" (emergency kit) by the government department overseeing counterterrorism and national security.
www.government.nl/topics/count...
Meanwhile in the Netherlands, every household has received information on what we need to put in a "noodpakket" (emergency kit) by the government department overseeing counterterrorism and national security.
www.government.nl/topics/count...
Mr Tottenham Hotspur, ladies and gentlemen.
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Mr Tottenham Hotspur, ladies and gentlemen.
FFS guys, if you're bloody well going to do it, do it right. Give me the entire nine innings.
USA USA USA
USA USA USA
They're changing football from two halves to four quarters to fit in more ad breaks in the 2026 World Cup.
News: Every 2026 World Cup match will feature two "hydration breaks," no matter the weather.
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
FFS guys, if you're bloody well going to do it, do it right. Give me the entire nine innings.
USA USA USA
USA USA USA
Looking forward to visiting Canada's West Coast for the first time next June pending a bit of admin*, up the All Whites
* pending a lotto win
* pending a lotto win
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Looking forward to visiting Canada's West Coast for the first time next June pending a bit of admin*, up the All Whites
* pending a lotto win
* pending a lotto win
Iran vs New Zealand will likely break records for low viewership but I can't wait.
We're a chance in that group, assuming Salah doesn't peak for the Egypt game.
We're a chance in that group, assuming Salah doesn't peak for the Egypt game.
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Iran vs New Zealand will likely break records for low viewership but I can't wait.
We're a chance in that group, assuming Salah doesn't peak for the Egypt game.
We're a chance in that group, assuming Salah doesn't peak for the Egypt game.
Will be pretty funny if Trump burns his fingers on the microwaved balls trying to draw Iran into that one spot that plays its group games outside of the US.
You know know he's done similar with the keys at house parties.
You know know he's done similar with the keys at house parties.
December 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Will be pretty funny if Trump burns his fingers on the microwaved balls trying to draw Iran into that one spot that plays its group games outside of the US.
You know know he's done similar with the keys at house parties.
You know know he's done similar with the keys at house parties.
Frank could do a lot worse than harness his inner U8s coach and give it the loud "go out there and have fun, lads" next weekend at home.
#coys
#coys
Brentford game is MASSIVE. I’m looking forward to it 😂
Tottenham can no longer hurt me, it’s not apathy, I’ve lived through genuine shitstorms of mediocrity and this right now isn’t one of them.
Grow a pair. Players and fans alike.
Up the Spurs
Tottenham can no longer hurt me, it’s not apathy, I’ve lived through genuine shitstorms of mediocrity and this right now isn’t one of them.
Grow a pair. Players and fans alike.
Up the Spurs
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Frank could do a lot worse than harness his inner U8s coach and give it the loud "go out there and have fun, lads" next weekend at home.
#coys
#coys
@Ange come on over, baby.
Ajax are in a crisis. They need to double down.
Ajax are in a crisis. They need to double down.
Flares thrown onto the pitch causes an other suspension of Ajax-Groningen
Streamain — Watch — 25-11-30 20-52-11.mp4
streamain.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
@Ange come on over, baby.
Ajax are in a crisis. They need to double down.
Ajax are in a crisis. They need to double down.
"Our football will make you want to tear your hair out, our Official Hair Transplant Partner will help you put it back in"
As a person of "the shaved head persuasion" I take offence at the line:
"Tottenham Hotspur is delighted to announce Elithair as its Official Hair Treatment Partner"
Sheesh.
Read more, if you must: www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/no...
#coys
#WontSomebodyThinkOfFurpysBaldCousin
"Tottenham Hotspur is delighted to announce Elithair as its Official Hair Treatment Partner"
Sheesh.
Read more, if you must: www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/no...
#coys
#WontSomebodyThinkOfFurpysBaldCousin
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
"Our football will make you want to tear your hair out, our Official Hair Transplant Partner will help you put it back in"
As a person of "the shaved head persuasion" I take offence at the line:
"Tottenham Hotspur is delighted to announce Elithair as its Official Hair Treatment Partner"
Sheesh.
Read more, if you must: www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/no...
#coys
#WontSomebodyThinkOfFurpysBaldCousin
"Tottenham Hotspur is delighted to announce Elithair as its Official Hair Treatment Partner"
Sheesh.
Read more, if you must: www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/no...
#coys
#WontSomebodyThinkOfFurpysBaldCousin
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
As a person of "the shaved head persuasion" I take offence at the line:
"Tottenham Hotspur is delighted to announce Elithair as its Official Hair Treatment Partner"
Sheesh.
Read more, if you must: www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/no...
#coys
#WontSomebodyThinkOfFurpysBaldCousin
"Tottenham Hotspur is delighted to announce Elithair as its Official Hair Treatment Partner"
Sheesh.
Read more, if you must: www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/no...
#coys
#WontSomebodyThinkOfFurpysBaldCousin
