The Uber Dork
@theuberdork.bsky.social
Exactly one soul has ever read these.
look, I know I’ll never be physically attractive to you, to anyone I’m attracted to probably—life, society, has made that ABUNDANTLY clear to me.
But the least you could do is maybe not making me feel extra shitty for finding you attractive, and confessing to how you make me feel for a laugh. 😔🤕
But the least you could do is maybe not making me feel extra shitty for finding you attractive, and confessing to how you make me feel for a laugh. 😔🤕
February 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
look, I know I’ll never be physically attractive to you, to anyone I’m attracted to probably—life, society, has made that ABUNDANTLY clear to me.
But the least you could do is maybe not making me feel extra shitty for finding you attractive, and confessing to how you make me feel for a laugh. 😔🤕
But the least you could do is maybe not making me feel extra shitty for finding you attractive, and confessing to how you make me feel for a laugh. 😔🤕
Happy birthday! 🎉🎊
February 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Happy birthday! 🎉🎊
I wish you’d hold it against me.
February 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I wish you’d hold it against me.
It’s a lot more than that butt I love Miss Macy.
February 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
It’s a lot more than that butt I love Miss Macy.
Only cute? Not wildly sexy?
a cartoon duck is writing in a notebook with a pencil
ALT: a cartoon duck is writing in a notebook with a pencil
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February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Only cute? Not wildly sexy?
You didn’t tell me that you came with the best view there is! ❤️🔥
February 11, 2026 at 8:52 PM
You didn’t tell me that you came with the best view there is! ❤️🔥
I continue to dream
February 11, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I continue to dream
Sure would like to find out for myself. On both counts.
winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a towel around his neck and a bowl of water .
ALT: winnie the pooh is sitting at a table with a towel around his neck and a bowl of water .
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February 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Sure would like to find out for myself. On both counts.
I like to think where the other hand would be if it were me... those possibilities are an exciting thought to me.
February 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I like to think where the other hand would be if it were me... those possibilities are an exciting thought to me.
Oh that’s so hot! Instantly hard!
February 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Oh that’s so hot! Instantly hard!
Hope it’s okay that I’m here?
February 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Hope it’s okay that I’m here?
The audible “got damn” I just let escape my lips… ❤️🔥
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The audible “got damn” I just let escape my lips… ❤️🔥
Just keep posting darlin’. Consistency goes a long way. I mean heck I discovered you thanks to @bluelemondrawing.bsky.social and I mean 🫦. The both of ya ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
February 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Just keep posting darlin’. Consistency goes a long way. I mean heck I discovered you thanks to @bluelemondrawing.bsky.social and I mean 🫦. The both of ya ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
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Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
honestly relatable :( and It bums me out because they never want me back.
February 10, 2026 at 5:10 AM
honestly relatable :( and It bums me out because they never want me back.
Right through my heart, through my very soul that's where your eyes have pierced. and do every time.
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Right through my heart, through my very soul that's where your eyes have pierced. and do every time.
to whoever is responsible: kindly remove the spell. Thank you.
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I Put a Spell On You
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February 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
to whoever is responsible: kindly remove the spell. Thank you.
open.spotify.com/track/3sLhMS...
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Because I’m not sure you actually want me to…
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Because I’m not sure you actually want me to…
IYKYK
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February 9, 2026 at 6:25 AM
IYKYK
I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about. ❤️🔥
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I don’t have any idea what you’re talking about. ❤️🔥
…But the thing that you’d lose me to is so simple; It’s that I’m not your first choice.
If even I was a choice at all.
If even I was a choice at all.
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
…But the thing that you’d lose me to is so simple; It’s that I’m not your first choice.
If even I was a choice at all.
If even I was a choice at all.
I’d fight dragons, and demons, monsters, and ghouls even knowing I’d lose, just for you to have a bit longer.
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I’d fight dragons, and demons, monsters, and ghouls even knowing I’d lose, just for you to have a bit longer.