The Uber Dork
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I love all the little noises you make so much! ❤️🔥
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I love all the little noises you make so much! ❤️🔥
The first and last thing I want to see everyday @missmeringue.love ❤️🔥
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The first and last thing I want to see everyday @missmeringue.love ❤️🔥
You are mind bogglingly beautiful! And this is ridiculously hot 🥵❤️🔥
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You are mind bogglingly beautiful! And this is ridiculously hot 🥵❤️🔥
In my dreams…
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November 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
In my dreams…
Oh my! Be still my heart! Nope it’s racing out of my chest. Every time. 💓
November 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Oh my! Be still my heart! Nope it’s racing out of my chest. Every time. 💓
Oh my god. You are perfect, from any and every angle. 🔥🔥
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November 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Oh my god. You are perfect, from any and every angle. 🔥🔥
Always.
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November 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Always.
Nah. I still think you’re cool. Can’t lose that. 😎
But on a serious note I think that your reaction is 1000% valid. Take care of you and your mental health. It’s more important. And your safety too 😳🫢
But on a serious note I think that your reaction is 1000% valid. Take care of you and your mental health. It’s more important. And your safety too 😳🫢
November 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Nah. I still think you’re cool. Can’t lose that. 😎
But on a serious note I think that your reaction is 1000% valid. Take care of you and your mental health. It’s more important. And your safety too 😳🫢
But on a serious note I think that your reaction is 1000% valid. Take care of you and your mental health. It’s more important. And your safety too 😳🫢
Miss M, it’s so far across the line… that’s actually an understatement. 🥺 like restraining order territory IMHO
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Miss M, it’s so far across the line… that’s actually an understatement. 🥺 like restraining order territory IMHO
But—but—But we love that? What kind of …. I mean who doesn’t love a fluffy lil’ thigh high muffin top?
It’s so 🔥🔥
It’s so 🔥🔥
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November 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
But—but—But we love that? What kind of …. I mean who doesn’t love a fluffy lil’ thigh high muffin top?
It’s so 🔥🔥
It’s so 🔥🔥
Would feel better if t you had Cerberus. But if you trust Coco, I do too. 😊
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Would feel better if t you had Cerberus. But if you trust Coco, I do too. 😊
/s as well btw.
In case the gif didn’t make it clear/doesn’t load.
In case the gif didn’t make it clear/doesn’t load.
November 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
/s as well btw.
In case the gif didn’t make it clear/doesn’t load.
In case the gif didn’t make it clear/doesn’t load.
I— I don’t even know what to say!
It’s not even like “oh I have a few notes” (which would be annoying enough) no… it’s BROKEN INTO AN OUTLINE.
I am physically cackling at that, but I’m so sorry MM!
It, would actually have me investing in a panic room 😳
It’s not even like “oh I have a few notes” (which would be annoying enough) no… it’s BROKEN INTO AN OUTLINE.
I am physically cackling at that, but I’m so sorry MM!
It, would actually have me investing in a panic room 😳
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I— I don’t even know what to say!
It’s not even like “oh I have a few notes” (which would be annoying enough) no… it’s BROKEN INTO AN OUTLINE.
I am physically cackling at that, but I’m so sorry MM!
It, would actually have me investing in a panic room 😳
It’s not even like “oh I have a few notes” (which would be annoying enough) no… it’s BROKEN INTO AN OUTLINE.
I am physically cackling at that, but I’m so sorry MM!
It, would actually have me investing in a panic room 😳
Yep. Completely unacceptable. How dare you use the incorrect bath bomb.
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November 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Yep. Completely unacceptable. How dare you use the incorrect bath bomb.
Right? (Unsolicited) 16 page outline that’s… actual psychotic behavior 😱
November 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Right? (Unsolicited) 16 page outline that’s… actual psychotic behavior 😱
✅ not enough bubbles.
Story of my life too.
Story of my life too.
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November 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
✅ not enough bubbles.
Story of my life too.
Story of my life too.
Jeeezus Christ 🤯
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Jeeezus Christ 🤯
I love your thighs. Again: they are perfect. Just like the rest of you!
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November 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I love your thighs. Again: they are perfect. Just like the rest of you!
No miss. Im sure you have all the sass.
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
No miss. Im sure you have all the sass.
It gives “I live in the basement of my overbearing mother’s house + severe -tism” vibes.
I’m sorry that there are men out there that think that’s okay. 😔
I’m sorry that there are men out there that think that’s okay. 😔
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It gives “I live in the basement of my overbearing mother’s house + severe -tism” vibes.
I’m sorry that there are men out there that think that’s okay. 😔
I’m sorry that there are men out there that think that’s okay. 😔