Charlie
@theuptownfive.bsky.social
It don’t take skill nor luck
to never amount to much
to never amount to much
Rule is stupid because players come in different heights and they don't factor intent in when calling a play flagrant.
The stupid college basketball flagrant foul elbow rule is trying to ruin my Sunday.
February 15, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Rule is stupid because players come in different heights and they don't factor intent in when calling a play flagrant.
Keep getting emails telling me to check out great deals for Pavement tickets only the tickets are getting more expensive.
February 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Keep getting emails telling me to check out great deals for Pavement tickets only the tickets are getting more expensive.
The stupid college basketball flagrant foul elbow rule is trying to ruin my Sunday.
February 15, 2026 at 9:04 PM
The stupid college basketball flagrant foul elbow rule is trying to ruin my Sunday.
Kymora Johnson is great, but we're either too easily schemed away from her, too hesitant to emphasize her, or she's too unselfish.
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Kymora Johnson is great, but we're either too easily schemed away from her, too hesitant to emphasize her, or she's too unselfish.
Tabitha Amanze gets no respect from officials. None.
February 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Tabitha Amanze gets no respect from officials. None.
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no driver has ever done “the double’’: winning the Daytona 500 and saving 155 lives by safely landing an Airbus A320 in the Hudson River
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
no driver has ever done “the double’’: winning the Daytona 500 and saving 155 lives by safely landing an Airbus A320 in the Hudson River
Also hell yeah to the Bar Botanical Valentine’s Day experience. Staff was kind and attentive, food was very good, ambiance was dialed in.
February 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Also hell yeah to the Bar Botanical Valentine’s Day experience. Staff was kind and attentive, food was very good, ambiance was dialed in.
Hell yeah to position players reporting.
February 15, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Hell yeah to position players reporting.
A good uterus that won’t whiff off while ski jumping.
I continue to be fascinated by a man’s belief in a sports ability to eject a uterus.
www.melissaludtke.com/blog/2018/2/...
www.melissaludtke.com/blog/2018/2/...
February 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
A good uterus that won’t whiff off while ski jumping.
I couldn’t remember hearing the dunk contest winner’s name before and I subscribe to two (2) NBA newsletters.
February 15, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I couldn’t remember hearing the dunk contest winner’s name before and I subscribe to two (2) NBA newsletters.
Happy 25th anniversary (yesterday) to Stephen Malkmus's s/t solo record, still one of my favs from his discography.
February 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Happy 25th anniversary (yesterday) to Stephen Malkmus's s/t solo record, still one of my favs from his discography.
At a baseball game and happy about it.
February 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
At a baseball game and happy about it.
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The Get Up Kids - Valentine
YouTube video by Ramen Rains
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Gheorghe Muresan vs. Tacko Fall in the Giant Slalom
February 14, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Gheorghe Muresan vs. Tacko Fall in the Giant Slalom
Gonna eat at Birdhouse in 2026.
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Gonna eat at Birdhouse in 2026.
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Hakeem Olajuwon Records a QUADRUPLE-Double 🤯
YouTube video by NBA
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
A figure skater exploding.
There’s nothing in sports more uncomfortable to watch than a figure skater imploding
February 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
A figure skater exploding.
I see that Weezer is releasing a box set of all of their color records, but what if you already own the good ones?
... cue someone jumping in to say simply "you mean Blue?"
... cue someone jumping in to say simply "you mean Blue?"
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I see that Weezer is releasing a box set of all of their color records, but what if you already own the good ones?
... cue someone jumping in to say simply "you mean Blue?"
... cue someone jumping in to say simply "you mean Blue?"
My mom sent us a Crumbl box for Valentine's Day and something about eating their cookies always makes me feel like shit. Even small pieces.
February 13, 2026 at 8:15 PM
My mom sent us a Crumbl box for Valentine's Day and something about eating their cookies always makes me feel like shit. Even small pieces.
I wonder what Julius Hodge thinks of Chris Paul finally hanging it up.
February 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I wonder what Julius Hodge thinks of Chris Paul finally hanging it up.
This new Mariachi El Bronx album is exactly the fuck what I needed to power through this Friday afternoon.
February 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
This new Mariachi El Bronx album is exactly the fuck what I needed to power through this Friday afternoon.
I don't have anything profound or pithy to say about this, I'm just struck by how much it sucks and how it's just one example of the harm this administration is casting at people.
In terms of what cures are being lost:
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
- Epstein-Barr virus is perhaps the major trigger for multiple sclerosis
- herpes simplex virus causes cold sores, genital herpes, infections in babies, deadly meningitis
- shingles virus causes an intensely painful disease
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I don't have anything profound or pithy to say about this, I'm just struck by how much it sucks and how it's just one example of the harm this administration is casting at people.
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The waiter: And what would you like today young man?
My two year old:
My two year old:
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The waiter: And what would you like today young man?
My two year old:
My two year old:
My sister’s boyfriend wearing these is still a little red flag.
Facebook plans to put facial recognition in its glasses and they think we’re too stupid to fight back.
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
My sister’s boyfriend wearing these is still a little red flag.
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