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Charlie
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It don’t take skill nor luck
to never amount to much
Go Hoos.
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Okay, I think that's enough sentences for one civilisation. Time to shut it down.
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I want to buy the Karly Hartzman/MJ Lenderman RSD thing but I also want Third Man to tell me exactly when it’s going online.
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Wilco (19)
The Hold Steady (20)
Drive-By Truckers (29)
Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit (15)
Agents of Good Roots (20)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen multiple times

Sons of Bill (6x)
Future Islands (4x)
Kathleen Edwards (4x)
Black Keys (2x)
War on Drugs (2x)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen multiple times

Bruce Springsteen
Bonnie Raitt
Trombone Shorty
Rosanne Cash
Lyle Lovett
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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it just means more
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
FDR did and it worked out fine for hi—oh.
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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"X pie is bad" tell it to Satan in hell you monster
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"I don't like" /= "is bad."

I had a coworker who could never get there with music.
Folks don't do posts in this genre. You can do a better post.
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
if this happened,
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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great, they’re already breaking the first rule
Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club."

They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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The dogs with big sticks video going around today is great and also reminded me of this other video of dogs who want to go on walks, which I have watched probably thirty times
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
They probably only have so much to choose from, but man, I'm imagining buying the Let it Be reissue on vinyl excited about the live show and then getting this particular recording. Woof. Muffled and distant.
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Quietly thinking less of every company trying to offer me Black Friday before (or after) Black Friday.
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A Weird Al version of The Gambler about trusting farts while running.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’ve only seen 43 of Variety’s top 100 comedies and I know I’ve enjoyed at least 100 comedies so that list is crazy.

Also, for what it’s worth, I don’t think stand up specials should count.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
An appropriately-timed release for the start of college basketball season.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
November 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
This guy: a natural entertainer and interesting fellow to boot. I'm so glad he came back through town. #itsafritz
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
@griesar.bsky.social Jonny Fritz shouted you out from stage tonight, in case you weren’t there to hear it. He cited your warning about writing songs about touring (and how he hasn’t heeded it).
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I'm hoping the War on Thanksgiving Food doesn't make it over here from Twitter. Maybe it already did. But I think Thanksgiving food is wonderful and am fine with not rehashing that whole thing.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Uncomfortable that it feels like Virginia is taking a lot of threes -- 43.6/100 -- and it's not even a top-100 three-point rate nationally.
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM