Alan, Forerunner
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you can say "put my dick into a blender" to the same tune of "teenage mutant ninja turtles"
you can say "teenage mutant ninja turtles" in any word order and it'll still work in the vibes/rhythm of the song
mutant teenage ninja turtles
ninja mutant turtles, teenage
teenage turtle mutant ninjas
turtle mutant ninja teenage(rs)
mutant teenage ninja turtles
ninja mutant turtles, teenage
teenage turtle mutant ninjas
turtle mutant ninja teenage(rs)
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
you can say "put my dick into a blender" to the same tune of "teenage mutant ninja turtles"
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I bought this exact DRAM kit back in February... for $200 USD.
December 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I bought this exact DRAM kit back in February... for $200 USD.
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*danny on Irish message boards in 2009 talking about Warren Spector's massive cock*
two men are standing next to each other and smiling while looking at a laptop computer .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other and smiling while looking at a laptop computer .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
*danny on Irish message boards in 2009 talking about Warren Spector's massive cock*
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when i wish ill upon the game awards as an institution this man is excluded. he brings more into the world than that entire street fighter movie will
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
when i wish ill upon the game awards as an institution this man is excluded. he brings more into the world than that entire street fighter movie will
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I have few needs and Remedy games are one
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I have few needs and Remedy games are one
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Weird People Appeared on wires.
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Weird People Appeared on wires.
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started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball
you can say "teenage mutant ninja turtles" in any word order and it'll still work in the vibes/rhythm of the song
mutant teenage ninja turtles
ninja mutant turtles, teenage
teenage turtle mutant ninjas
turtle mutant ninja teenage(rs)
mutant teenage ninja turtles
ninja mutant turtles, teenage
teenage turtle mutant ninjas
turtle mutant ninja teenage(rs)
December 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
you can say "teenage mutant ninja turtles" in any word order and it'll still work in the vibes/rhythm of the song
mutant teenage ninja turtles
ninja mutant turtles, teenage
teenage turtle mutant ninjas
turtle mutant ninja teenage(rs)
mutant teenage ninja turtles
ninja mutant turtles, teenage
teenage turtle mutant ninjas
turtle mutant ninja teenage(rs)
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i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i subscribed to the red zone channel in order to hear the latest about draftkings, but i'd conservatively estimate that 75% of the broadcast has nothing to do with draftkings. they keep trying to shoehorn in all these football games. i don't like football. i don't watch football. what is this shit
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Exactly 7 years ago today, a Redditor was allowed to sit in an F1 car. Today he won the Formula 1 World Drivers' Championship!
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Exactly 7 years ago today, a Redditor was allowed to sit in an F1 car. Today he won the Formula 1 World Drivers' Championship!
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
#F1 #AbuDhabiGP
updated my Cascadia because donkey
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
updated my Cascadia because donkey
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do you know how frustrating it is to be into mens tailoring as a socialist?!?!?!
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
do you know how frustrating it is to be into mens tailoring as a socialist?!?!?!
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spotify wrap me up in duct tape and toss me off a bridge
top 5 artists hasn’t changed in like four years, besides order
top 5 artists hasn’t changed in like four years, besides order
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
spotify wrap me up in duct tape and toss me off a bridge
top 5 artists hasn’t changed in like four years, besides order
top 5 artists hasn’t changed in like four years, besides order
updated my truck after completing the #CruisingNordicHorizons event
December 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
updated my truck after completing the #CruisingNordicHorizons event
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while they sadly do not have souls , nascars are NOT clankers. they have no part of such a fiasco
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
while they sadly do not have souls , nascars are NOT clankers. they have no part of such a fiasco
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Shadow the Hedgehog Running Sonic License Plate Frame $11.83 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/ao2h50Xzubt
License Plate Not Included. That's mine.
License Plate Not Included. That's mine.
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Shadow the Hedgehog Running Sonic License Plate Frame $11.83 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/ao2h50Xzubt
License Plate Not Included. That's mine.
License Plate Not Included. That's mine.
midnightish in Sweden
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
midnightish in Sweden
midnight in Norway #NordicHorizons #ETS2
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
midnight in Norway #NordicHorizons #ETS2