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Tom Gardiner
@thogar.bsky.social
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Reality is overrated.

User #356,149. I've been here a while, I don't do much.
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Are you a romantic on a budget? Dollar General has your back.
A mock advert for a "Surf & Turf Meal Kit" from discount retailer Dollar General. In it is pictured a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill wine, Vienna sausages, a tin of sardines, a red Solo cup, and a single birthday candle. The test above reads, "Romance starts at Dollar General. Show your love this Valentine" s with a surf and turf meal kit. $7.99 while supplies last. "
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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I Wanna Hold Your Ham
#porkdishesinasongormovie
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Reposted by Tom Gardiner
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Someone wise once said, “Kid Rock” was the nickname for Epstein Island 🏝️
February 9, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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I appreciate the concern. Please experience it elsewhere.
Screenshot of a social media post that says, BOSS: You ok? ME: Yeah, why? BOSS: You have a sign that says "2 Days Without Being Annoyed" [maintaining eye contact, I change it to 0]
January 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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*raises hand*
Screenshot of a social media post that says, "not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid"
January 29, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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Ouch
Social media post that says, "I go to the doctor. He asks for a stool sample. I pull out a small chair from my bag. The doctor yells at me for wasting his time. I go home. Still don't know why l'm shitting furniture. My nightmare continues."
January 28, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Had a BLT for breakfast. It's going to be a good day.
January 28, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Reposted by Tom Gardiner
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ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Book club
Fake book cover. A picture of a girls face, a black cat, and a spooky mansion in the background. The book's printing reads: NANCY DREW RUINED MYSTERIES PLEASE SIGN THIS WAIVER IF YOU WANT TO PET MY CAT by CAROLYN KEENE
January 17, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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How fast can you read? Probably faster than you thought.
A speed reading training video starts at 300 words per minute and ends at 900 words per minute.
YouTube video by Food Clips
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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It seems we have a tall problem
Social media post that says, "Me, whispering to Starbucks , employee: Someone took a large.. sorry ... a venti poop on the floor."
January 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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It'd be a whole lot easier and better if we just deported all the ICE agents. Talk about undesirables...
January 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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It's a real website, sure, but the real question is do I get the Museum of Illusion St. Louis or some sweaty perv's blog?
Social media post that says, "in the city of St. Louis, Missouri, there is a museum called the Museum Of Illusions, and it has come to my attention that this iS the URL Of their website" and below the text is a picture of the unfortunate url which is moistlouis.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Every winter, weather in the deep South goes through the meteorological equivalent of puberty
Text that says, Louisiana weather just be throwing out temperatures like Power Ball Numbers 56 32 19 44 68 27
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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My zone is exactly the size of Earth. Bye.
Social media post that says, Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I want in on this email list
A social media post, presented as an email subject. It says, "hi Margaret, I hope this email blows your tits clean off"
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Have a duck and a smile
My hand holding a stuffed yellow toy duck while my small white dog excitedly stands on his hind legs.
December 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Forget sharks
Peacock feathers can emit laser beams, a first in the animal kingdom
Scientists get peacock feathers to emit laser light after adding dye and green pulses, revealing surprising biophotonic applications.
www.earth.com
December 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Meanwhile, in the antimatter universe...
Photo of a section of a misspelled medical report that reads, "Patient has an insulin pimp." The comment above says, "found the opposite of a sugar daddy"
December 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Me during the holidays
Social media post that says, "! am doing the opposite of a cleanse. am doing the clog"
December 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Time to play "So, You Wanna Rename Shit?"
A file cabinet labeled "The Epstein Files." A tiny ladder going up the front has a tiny person on it adding above the file name, "The Donald J Trump and" in gold lettering
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I hope everyone has a good #Christmas*

*Not everyone is eligie for this offer. Some restrictions apply.
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Maybe everyone else is singing the wrong song
December 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Holiday snack tip
A close up picture of cinnamon rolls with the caption, "If you know how many calories are in your cinnamon bun, you're eating it wrong."
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM