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like, nya, fr fr

feral asexual, they/them. video games (mainly final fantasy), music, anime, danmei, knitting, cross-stitch, etc.

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December 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
"that money is one psalm in the bible of my bitterness" UGH WHAT A BAR
December 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
i'm at the indoor pool store

i'm at the seasonal christmas store

i'm at the combination indoor pool and seasonal christmas store
December 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
dad hands me a $5

me: why? you gave me money for lunch already
dad: just because!
julia: WOW
cathy: the favoritism has never been so blatant
December 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
BEHOLD THIS ABSOLUTE UNIT
Cat people rise up (we don't necessarily mean Miqo'te) 🐾

Check out the preliminary paw-tch notes as well! ➡️ sqex.to/5YPJy
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
love that my sister chose the last 30 seconds of the hazbin s2 finale song to ask, "what the FUCK are we listening to???" like why choose the big choral moment to interrupt, you KNOW how musicals WORK, JULIA
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
andrew: no, you are NOT having a beer.
gavin: we literally just did jello shots together, what the hell.
December 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
you saw the helmet AND the plume? oh girl, no. the curse, girl.
December 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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MoMA PS1 will offer free admission to all visitors for the next three years starting January 1, 2026.
MoMA PS1 to Offer Free Admission Starting in 2026
The Queens museum will waive entry fees for three years to coincide with its 50th anniversary.
hyperallergic.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
7.4 is officially a week away, and i am about to go full crafter/gatherer mode so i have enough mats for my static's gear. locking the fuck in.
a man in a suit and tie is saying let 's do it . it 's go time !
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying "let's do it...it's go time!!"
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
about halfway through mary beard's SPQR, and as the narrator said "all gaul is divided into 3 parts", every atom of my being jolted. i will never be free of 7th & 8th grade latin 😩
December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
*grabby handsssss*
Alright, I’ve got THRALL ARCs burning a hole in my living room floor. Who’s ready for a giveaway?
🩸RT to enter
🩸USA only (I’m so sorry! Tariffs ruin everything)
🩸I’ll pull 3 winners next Monday: one from Twitter, one from Bluesky, and one from Threads
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Alright, I’ve got THRALL ARCs burning a hole in my living room floor. Who’s ready for a giveaway?
🩸RT to enter
🩸USA only (I’m so sorry! Tariffs ruin everything)
🩸I’ll pull 3 winners next Monday: one from Twitter, one from Bluesky, and one from Threads
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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thinking about getting into smiting and other god-related activities
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
!!!! cocona from XG came out as transmasc non-binary !!!!
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
watched the first 2 episodes of 50 cent's documentary about That Guy, and basically julia and i spent the whole time either singing along to the songs they used or saying FUCK THAT GUY HOLY SHIT (also i monologued about OK IF I WERE OFFERED A MILLION DOLLARS TO SHOOT SOME GUYS AND THEN..., etc.)
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Oh look, awesome people with integrity who worked hard to get to a point, ultimately giving it all up to do the right thing. So, uhh... maybe on a much lesser scale you might scrape up enough integrity to shut down that Facebook/Instagram/Twitter account and stop buying what isn't necessary to live?
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
watching the today show interview with the head coach for notre dame football

me: he looks so young, how is he head coach already?
*checks wiki*
me: HE'S MY AGE?!
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
evanescence is going to be at pnc in june, spiritbox is opening for them, i'm gonna need these tickets to be a f f o r d a b l e
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
on the one hand, it is very cute that gavin's friends (all 19 and 20 yo) are having a friendsgiving. on the other hand, being the designated adult home makes me a biiiiiiiit paranoid.
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
honestly i can't believe half of these weren't already canonical

(tag urself i'm implied/referenced breeding kink)
NEW AO3 CANONICAL TAGS!!!! tag yourself i’m identity crisis
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
also i am naturally inclined to think my niblings are the best and all that jazz, but it was very awesome to watch my nephew hold an in-depth conversation about scent profiles and wear times with the perfume ladies, and i think they were equally delighted by him
i think my nephew and i made the macy's perfume counter ladies' week by buying as much cologne as we did this afternoon

also i hate that the scent i loved the most and ended up buying came in possibly the most garish container i've ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM